Introduction

[Karlsos]

Well, I'm an American from Baltimore, Maryland, age 30.
I go to the Baptist Church every Sunday, and sometimes more than that.

My favorite biblical verse is Luke 10:9. Why? It has a lot to do with how I came to find Jesus.

I had cancer ten years ago, and prayed to Jesus that I would be healed - and I got healed. So "Heal the sick who are there and tell them,
'The Kingdom of God is near you" is really close to me because I got healed by Jesus powers myself.

My hobbies include going to church, Bible reading and reading in general.

If you have something to ask, feel free to comment in this thread.

YIC,
Karlsos

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, I'm an American from Baltimore, Maryland, age 30.
I go to the Baptist Church every Sunday, and sometimes more than that.

My favorite biblical verse is Luke 10:9. Why? It has a lot to do with how I came to find Jesus.

A beautiful verse,

"And heal the sick that are therein, and say unto them, The kingdom of God is come nigh unto you."

It reminds us of the beckoning grave, our certain death and possible the slide to damnation all at the Lord's Merciful Hand.

I had cancer ten years ago, and prayed to Jesus that I would be healed

Let us hear what awful sins you had committed that led God to give you cancer! Witnessing is a powerful tool, especially when added to repentance and acceptance!

and I got healed. So "Heal the sick who are there and tell them,
'The Kingdom of God is near you" is really close to me because I got healed by Jesus powers myself.

This is great stuff! (but please do use KJV1611) And did you see Jesus? Did he come to you in a dream and lay hands on you? Y'know, I've always wanted Jesus to come to me in a dream. (TBH, I'd prefer it if He had not first smitten me with some horrible disease though )

I think you must have had great faith to avoid doctors, hospitals, chemo, and other works of man.

[Karlsos]

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A beautiful verse,

"And heal the sick that are therein, and say unto them, The kingdom of God is come nigh unto you."

It reminds us of the beckoning grave, our certain death and possible the slide to damnation all at the Lord's Merciful Hand.Let us hear what awful sins you had committed that led God to give you cancer! Witnessing is a powerful tool, especially when added to repentance and acceptance! This is great stuff! (but please do use KJV1611) And did you see Jesus? Did he come to you in a dream and lay hands on you? Y'know, I've always wanted Jesus to come to me in a dream. (TBH, I'd prefer it if He had not first smitten me with some horrible disease though )

I think you must have had great faith to avoid doctors, hospitals, chemo, and other works of man.

I think my cancer had something to do with that my parents didn't grow me up in a Christian way, so in my childhood I wasn't a true believer.

Yes, Jesus came to me in a dream, and told men that I have nothing to worry about, and that he will answer my prayers. And ta-da, a couple of months later my symptoms were gone !

[wait_what]

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Congratulations!

Now that you are 30, how many children has your wife ejected from her womb for you?

How old are your Christian Soldiers?

How long have you been married?

Do you hunt?

What is your favorite firearm?

[Karlsos]

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Congratulations!

Now that you are 30, how many children has your wife ejected from her womb for you?

How old are your Christian Soldiers?

How long have you been married?

Do you hunt?

What is your favorite firearm?

I have two sons, aged 8 and 6.
And no, I don't hunt, but maybe I will start with that soon, who knows !

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have two sons, aged 8 and 6.

Did your wife die?

[godismighty]

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I have two sons, aged 8 and 6.
And no, I don't hunt, but maybe I will start with that soon, who knows !

Real men hunt. i smell a homer...

[Karlsos]

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Did your wife die?

No, and I see what you're trying to say.
She is now pregnant, we just wanted our two sons to grow up a bit before we get more children, and we're not going to stop at three.

[godismighty]

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not to say that you should commit polygamy for that is satanic!

I am as old as you but i already got 6 children..or well 3 were eaten by polar bears.

but you should really speed up things a bit!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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we just wanted our two sons to grow up a bit before we get more children

Why? Are you both lazy? Or by "we" do you mean "she"? It's not her call to make, you know. Even if I'm not in the mood, when my husband - Mr. Whitford - tells me it's time to try and make a baby, it's time to try and make a baby.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Karlos, I knew a guy named Karlos, he was from finland and was a real flaming Homer. He used to say stuff like 'Yumpin Yimminie!" whenever I poked him with a hot poker. He had the AIDS and was ethnic! Pretty disgusting. so I figured poking him was Ok.

Do you like gladiator movies? It makes me cry when the Christians were eaten by the lions but I know deep in my heart they were not True Christians™, probably fluffy bunny ones so I guess it was ok.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I had cancer ten years ago, and prayed to Jesus that I would be healed - and I got healed. So "Heal the sick who are there and tell them,
'The Kingdom of God is near you" is really close to me because I got healed by Jesus powers myself.

How wonderful!

Can you email Landover PDF copies of your medical records showing your diagnosis and your spontaneous healing without any human medical intervention?

Professor Bessemer at Landover Baptist University is always seeking more of that "empirical evidence" to add to the "Miracles of Jesus" file. He has quite a few already, I hear, but the more, the merrier!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I have two sons, aged 8 and 6.
And no, I don't hunt, but maybe I will start with that soon, who knows !

Attention Karlsos! Time is running out for you with your two young sons. Although I feel that 4-5 years old is about a perfect age, 6 and 8 will still just squeak through, but you must hurry. ASAP, get out your Bible, sit one child on each knee and began reading Genesis 22 to your two sons. These verses tell the beautiful story about Abraham and his son, Isaac! It is a wonder filled Bible story with a great message for any young child. Now, when you get to the part where Abraham has his kid on the fabricated altar, have your wife slowly dim the igloo lights for you, then hold a flashlight under your chin as you start to read Genesis 22:9 and 22:10. If your kids are real little Christians, they may lose control of their little bladders at this time, so be forewarned.

You know Karlsos, it's moments like these that will stay with your kids right up through adulthood. I know many kids that love to recite this very same Bible story to their therapists decades later! Then, if you really want to teach your two boys more, take them up in the hills camping! Have them help you construct a bunch of sticks into a place where they can lay down and stretch out as you stand over them, again with your flashlight! Isn't the Lord just great?!