Can demons only be in your rectum?

[demonwhore]

I have a best friend I am very close with, she is also a baptist. Daily she checks my rectum for demons, she recomended she start to check my "cooter", I told her that I think the demons are only in rectums, but she said she should definitely check my cooter. Can demons be in there?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

She wouldn't know, women simply do not have that level of knowledge. Get yourself round to an Independent Baptist church and have a Pastor examine your case.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

have a Pastor examine your case.

. . . and anything else that might harbor demons.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

A woman should not be checking your rectum for demons, only a qualified MALE Pastor is. And yes, the demons can migrate out of the rectum to other areas of the body. A MALE Pastor should inspect your girlfriend.
Rev. Osborne has a program for young ladies, assuming you can afford his fee, he might be interested in taking on your girlfriend.

[Wasted Flesh]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

A woman should not be checking your rectum for demons, only a qualified MALE Pastor is. And yes, the demons can migrate out of the rectum to other areas of the body. A MALE Pastor should inspect your girlfriend.
Rev. Osborne has a program for young ladies, assuming you can afford his fee, he might be interested in taking on your girlfriend.

So there can be demons in someone's bladder? Or belly button? Or pancreas?
Interesting...

[Nobar King]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

So there can be demons in someone's bladder? Or belly button? Or pancreas?
Interesting...

What do you think is causing all the cancer?

[demonwhore]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

A woman should not be checking your rectum for demons, only a qualified MALE Pastor is. And yes, the demons can migrate out of the rectum to other areas of the body. A MALE Pastor should inspect your girlfriend.
Rev. Osborne has a program for young ladies, assuming you can afford his fee, he might be interested in taking on your girlfriend.

She has been checking me for demons two times a day every day for the last year, has this all been for nothing? I hope not, it is not an enjoyable experience.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

She has been checking me for demons two times a day every day for the last year, has this all been for nothing?...

Exactly how does she "check" you? Don't leave out any detail, it may be crucial to the investigation. Pics a plus!

...I hope not, it is not an enjoyable experience.

More lube, maybe?

[Wasted Flesh]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

What do you think is causing all the cancer?

I don't know. I'm not a pathologist.

[SexGreed]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

pics or i did not happen.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

pics or i did not happen.

OK. You did not happen.



. . . or would you rather provide your own introduction thread explaining why you are interested in joining this Christian church's discussion forum?

[demonwhore]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

. . . and anything else that might harbor demons.

Where are demons most common in the body?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

I have a best friend I am very close with, she is also a baptist. Daily she checks my rectum for demons, she recomended she start to check my "cooter", I told her that I think the demons are only in rectums, but she said she should definitely check my cooter. Can demons be in there?

Friend, as an actual Baptist and someone with a sordid, unspeakable past before I found Jesus, I can assure you that not only is your "friend" not a Baptist, she is a predatory bulldyke (redundant, I know). It appears that you have been allowing yourself to get diddled by a lying letsbemen.

[demonwhore]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

Friend, as an actual Baptist and someone with a sordid, unspeakable past before I found Jesus, I can assure you that not only is your "friend" not a Baptist, she is a predatory bulldyke (redundant, I know). It appears that you have been allowing yourself to get diddled by a lying letsbemen.

Oh dearall those times i thought she was helping me out

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Can demons only be in your rectum?

Oh dearall those times i thought she was helping me out

The only "out" she cares about is converting you so you can "come out of the closet".