[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hi?

Oh, I'm not married. I do rather like guns though, even if my aim is off because my eye dominance and hand dominance do not match up, and honestly I'm quite disappointed with where America is headed. A nation can not survive in debt like this, and when I do have kids I want them to grow up without having to worry about economic collapses.

I had a kid in our church gun club who was like that. It turned out that he was born left handed, but his parents taught him to be right handed by smacking his left hand every time he tried to use it. They got him to where he preferred to use his right hand, but his left eye was still dominant.

Once we figured that out, I asked him to try shooting left handed. It took him a few weeks to get the hang of it, but it worked, and now he's an excellent marksman.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Zechariah Smyth]

Not quite sure if I'm "ready" quite yet. I may be swayed in the future, who knows. Only time can tell.

What are you waiting around for? God could whack you at any moment and it ain't a creek you need to be concerned with, but a lake, and not just ANY lake, but a Lake of Fire!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Mr.Warren]

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Earlier you said that you aren't old enough to vote. What have you got to hide?

Which Baptist church do you attend? What's the exact name of the church? Who's the head pastor, I probably know him.

Don't be coy here, son. Jesus sees through your subterfuge.

No sir, I said that I hadn't been able to vote yet. I'm 17 and turn 18 in June, which by my state law allows me to register to vote, just not participate in any big elections or the like.

The church name is First Baptist Cleburne
The Pastor is Danny Crosby

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm an Independent technically, and haven't been able to vote yet. I don't vote along party lines, I kind of just try to look at the merits and character of each candidate, and how the line up with what I believe.

Nearly all Demoncrats and many Republicans are "pro-choice".

What's your stance on baby-killing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No sir, I said that I hadn't been able to vote yet. I'm 17 and turn 18 in June, which by my state law allows me to register to vote, just not participate in any big elections or the like.

The church name is First Baptist Cleburne
The Pastor is Danny Crosby

Pastor Danny? I spent two glorious weeks with him at a Pastoral Retreat in Hawaii a couple of years ago. Sometime ask him if he remembers the night Pastor Zeke helped translate for him at the jap whorehouse when we were on fire with the Holy Spirit. He'll remember.

[Mr.Warren]

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Nearly all Demoncrats and many Republicans are "pro-choice".

What's your stance on baby-killing?

I don't approve of abortion. I think that people should be intelligent and use contraceptives if possible, thus saving a life. Also, a big thanks to Pastor Billy-Reuben for the gun tip, I will keep that in mind next time I go to shoot.

[Mr.Warren]

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Pastor Danny? I spent two glorious weeks with him at a Pastoral Retreat in Hawaii a couple of years ago. Sometime ask him if he remembers the night Pastor Zeke helped translate for him at the jap whorehouse when we were on fire with the Holy Spirit. He'll remember.

I shall I'm sure it's an interesting story. What were you doing there, trying to get additional converts?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I shall I'm sure it's an interesting story. What were you doing there, trying to get additional converts?

Always, son. Always.

[Mr.Warren]

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Always, son. Always.

I must say, those are some very impressive intellectual feats Sir. Very few can claim what you can

[James Hutchins]

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Son, what kind of work do you do, what is your job?

[Mr.Warren]

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Son, what kind of work do you do, what is your job?

Half-Priced Books Employee. I used to work construction with my Dad, but he got fired and so I lost my job
It was disappointing, during the summer I was privileged enough to work 50-60 hours a week at 7.50 an hour. It was really a nice job besides the oppressive heat and occasional injuries I sustained.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi?

Half-Priced Books Employee. I used to work construction with my Dad, but he got fired and so I lost my job
It was disappointing, during the summer I was privileged enough to work 50-60 hours a week at 7.50 an hour. It was really a nice job besides the oppressive heat and occasional injuries I sustained.

Is there a reason you could not get a job as a full priced books employee? Twice the money you know.

How much do you currently tithe to God?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Mr Warren, are you from Coney Island? You seem to be burrowing to hide from Jesus; I suspect by the way you rabbit on that you are a natural fluffy-bunny Christian. You can stop haring around, you have dug up Landover where nibbling at the Bible is not the way, we live by its Word.

[Mr.Warren]

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Mr Warren, are you from Coney Island? You seem to be burrowing to hide from Jesus; I suspect by the way you rabbit on that you are a natural fluffy-bunny Christian. You can stop haring around, you have dug up Landover where nibbling at the Bible is not the way, we live by its Word.

Haha, I'm from everywhere with as much as I have moved. Galveston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Indianapolis, a rural spot in Virginia I don't quite remember, Kentucky, and the list could go on and on.
I see all the rabbit puns you made as well, which I found quite funny. Like I said, I'm technically not Christian, solely because of the "fluffy bunny" nature I have. It's really hard for me to dislike people for any reason(there are specific examples though, if you so wish me to provide them), and the number of people actually getting to Heaven also turned me off from the religion. Although, I do attend Church services as I am a seeker of wisdom, and wisdom the Bible provides.
I would also like to clarify that I am NOT an Atheist, nor am I Agnostic, I'm quite literally nothing, I believe in God, but no holy book basically, so I essentially just believe in God.
It doesn't make sense to most people, so I don't expect it to make sense to you, although if it does make sense, that's good as well.

Also, I don't work at full-priced books(AKA Barnes & Noble) because they are WAY overpriced on practically everything, and the pay is the same.

[Didymus Much]

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...I would also like to clarify that I am NOT an Atheist, nor am I Agnostic, I'm quite literally nothing, I believe in God, but no holy book basically...

Is it because no mainstream religion makes sense to you?