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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22371
    #16
    Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

    Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
    What? Sorry? Who's Arnie?
    You're not very bright now are you? Arnold Schwarzenegger of course. His previous nanny suddenly stopped working under him, so he is now looking for a new one.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2193
        #17
        Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        You're not very bright now are you? Arnold Schwarzenegger of course. His previous nanny suddenly stopped working under him, so he is now looking for a new one.
        Guy's a legend in more ways than one....how can even anyone ask?

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          • Marisa L Sanchez
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            • May 2011
            • 82
            #18
            Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            You're not very bright now are you? Arnold Schwarzenegger of course. His previous nanny suddenly stopped working under him, so he is now looking for a new one.
            Mmmmm....I'm actually very bright, (though I think my twin Araceli is brighter really) but Arnie could be ANYBODY! Schvarzenigger? Everyobody knows HIM! Even here!

            Anyway, thanks for clarificate that.
            Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

            (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22371
                #19
                Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
                I'm actually very bright
                I am sure you are...

                Now please go do some cleaning and stop bothering us.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #20
                    Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                    Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
                    Schvarzenigger?
                    Listen, my little brown friend, you need to understand that we don't tolerate racist remarks of any kind on this Web site!
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #21
                        Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Marisa L Sanchez
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                            • May 2011
                            • 82
                            #22
                            Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            Listen, my little brown friend, you need to understand that
                            Uh....I'm 5 feet 9 - not that little.
                            I'm not brown.
                            And 'friend'...? Well, at least you're friendly. Cool.


                            [QUOTE=Faith_Machine;753505 we don't tolerate racist remarks of any kind on this Web site![/QUOTE]

                            It was a mistake, I wasn't sure how to spell this name. And I can't edit what I write for some reason...could you tell me where the dit button is?

                            Anyway, sorry for the little miusatke. I'm no racist. Really.
                            Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

                            (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1307
                                #23
                                Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                ¡Hola Marisa!
                                Welcome!

                                Nice to see you here!

                                YIC, Mari
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                  • Marisa L Sanchez
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                                    • May 2011
                                    • 82
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                    ¡Hola Marisa!
                                    Welcome!

                                    Nice to see you here!

                                    YIC, Mari
                                    Thanks!
                                    Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

                                    (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10050
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                        Oh goodness, now there's two of them to drive the Landover clergy crazy!

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                                        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                          • MitzaLizalor
                                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 14305
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                            Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
                                            Nope. Housework finished. My sister Araceli (she's my twin by the way) has just finished washing the dishes. We had family up here visiting, but at least my (girl) cousins helped.

                                            I've come in my room with the excuse for study a little but I was checking my facebook and found myself here....I suppose Jesus wants me here, yes?

                                            Anyway, have to go out to living room - family now on the 'cubatas', hard drinks and things. Big event! My older cousin just had her first baby! Celebrate!
                                            You don't have a cousin called Macarena by any chance, do you?

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                                              • Brother Sweeney
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 5
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                ¡Hola Marisa!
                                                Welcome!

                                                Nice to see you here!

                                                YIC, Mari
                                                Oh no! The most tempting of women are the Latino ones. I need to read some scriptures...
                                                Women are the devil's work. Who ate the apple? Eve. Who wears provocative clothing? Women. Who convinces us men to sin? You tell me.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Sweeney View Post
                                                    Oh no! The most tempting of women are the Latino ones.
                                                    They're also the ones most likely to have filthy diseases up their cooters.



                                                    Originally posted by Brother Sweeney View Post
                                                    I need to read some scriptures...
                                                    That is always true. You can read them online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Marisa L Sanchez
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • May 2011
                                                        • 82
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hi! Can I learn from you guys?

                                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                        You don't have a cousin called Macarena by any chance, do you?
                                                        Cousin? No.
                                                        A sister - yes. Why do you ask?
                                                        Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

                                                        (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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                                                          • Pure_Angel
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Apr 2011
                                                            • 294
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Marisa L Sanchez View Post
                                                            Cousin? No.
                                                            A sister - yes. Why do you ask?
                                                            Your sister is Macarena?! So you are Maris cousin then... but why haven't Mari told us that her sister have given birth to a baby?
                                                            YiC Elisabeth
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                                                            Proverbs 14:1

                                                            Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                                                            but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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