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Hi my name is Jaharnos. I LOVE god but sometimes I do not believe in him if that makes since? I love to listen to music about god like music by The Devil wears Prada and such. I hope to enjoy my stay 
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Hello!Originally posted by woe is me View PostHi my name is Jaharnos.
You love God but you can't even capitalize his name? How would you feel if someone recognized you as an improper noun, jaharnos? Hm?! Or are you some kind of Polytheist?Originally posted by woe is me View Post
No. It doesn't make sense. How do you love someone that you do not believe in?Originally posted by woe is me View PostI do not believe in him if that makes since?
I'm not amused.Originally posted by woe is me View Post*insert mindless God mockery babble here*
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Since I started reading it made less sense.Originally posted by woe is me View Post
We're not interested in any music that does not praise the Lord directly - never mention them again or else I'll ban you.I love to listen to music about god like music by The Devil wears Prada and such. I hope to enjoy my stay
Welcome. Have you thought of giving a large amount of money to Landover? The Pastors' Prayer Jet costs a lot to run.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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They do mention God directly. I have no money to spare sorryOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostSince I started reading it made less sense.
We're not interested in any music that does not praise the Lord directly - never mention them again or else I'll ban you.
Welcome. Have you thought of giving a large amount of money to Landover? The Pastors' Prayer Jet costs a lot to run.
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Prayer Jet?Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostThe Pastors' Prayer Jet costs a lot to run. That sounds wonderful, I want to help too! Can I just mail in a check? What's the suggested payment amount?
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I said, "Praise" not "mention"!
You're on your last warning before being thrown out.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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You love something you don't believe in? That makes no sense, son.Originally posted by woe is me View PostHi my name is Jaharnos. I LOVE god but sometimes I do not believe in him if that makes since? I love to listen to music about god like music by The Devil wears Prada and such. I hope to enjoy my stay
Jesus tells us that if you are not with Him, you are against Him.
Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Guess which side you are under for not believing in Jesus/God.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
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I also have another question is it bad that I have went to a KKK meeting before and have been to a few devil worshipings but never participated in them? I want to get closer to God so I joined here so I could advice from you guys
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Checks are fine. 10% of your gross earnings or $10,000 whichever is the greater. Those baby's don't fuel themselves.Originally posted by Jacob Hauty View PostPrayer Jet? That sounds wonderful, I want to help too! Can I just mail in a check? What's the suggested payment amount?
Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes & offerings.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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