[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Delete my account!

If you pray extra hard then maybe God will delete your account. If you don't pray extra hard then God probably won't. Your choice.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Delete my account!

If that's the case, then can you deactivate my account so that I won't be able to log in again since I had accidentally signed on thinking it was something else and in my sleepy state, I didn't realize how these forums made me uncomfortable. I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to and I would rather like to forget ever stumbling onto here in my tired state.

There is one and only one way to get rid of the past. Turning to Christ and becoming one of us, a True Christian™!

2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Delete my account!

I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to

So, you are saying that neither Jesus nor God the Father is present in your church?

It sounds to me as if it is more a social meeting place than a church.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Delete my account!

If that's the case, then can you deactivate my account so that I won't be able to log in again since I had accidentally signed on thinking it was something else and in my sleepy state, I didn't realize how these forums made me uncomfortable. I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to and I would rather like to forget ever stumbling onto here in my tired state.

Nothing in life is accidental. we are all guided by God's Invisible Hand™. You are here because Jesus heard your pleading for His help.
Matthew 7:7-11
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

What God wants you to see is how you are failing Him and why you make little, baby Jesus weep. Be less concerned with what you want and stop being so selfish. Give to God. Why, I bet you have not mailed in a single hundred dollar bill in a plain envelope to the Landover Worldwide Christian Ministries with a note that the meager donation be used for the Pastoral Discretionary fund.

[Brentin]

Re: Delete my account!

If that's the case, then can you deactivate my account so that I won't be able to log in again since I had accidentally signed on thinking it was something else and in my sleepy state, I didn't realize how these forums made me uncomfortable. I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to and I would rather like to forget ever stumbling onto here in my tired state.

Sounds like you are a druggy.

Jesus has told us there would be many like you. Who feel Christianity is a buffet, and who think they can build themselves a religion that makes them comfortable.




Matthew 7:13-14
13Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Depart from me you wolf in sheep's clothing.
Did you not read Unsaved Unwelcome!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Delete my account!

If that's the case, then can you deactivate my account so that I won't be able to log in again since I had accidentally signed on thinking it was something else and in my sleepy state, I didn't realize how these forums made me uncomfortable. I have a good, Holy Ghost filled church that I go to and I would rather like to forget ever stumbling onto here in my tired state.

Welcome friend! You look just like the lady I have seen scraping the gum like rubber wrappers from the bottom of the seats of one of those small and intimate 42nd street movie houses. Tell me, do you collect them?
Jesus Saves and so can you!

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Delete my account!

Having an account on these forums is the first step one can take towards salvation apart from reading the Bible. Asking your account to be deleted is the equivalent to asking to go to hell and be raped by homers in the poop shoot. Why would you want that?!?!?!

[rennerpetey]

Re: Delete my account!

Hello, could one of the mods delete my account. I am applying for a job soon, and I don't want them googling my username and this popping up.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Delete my account!

Hello, could one of the mods delete my account. I am applying for a job soon, and I don't want them googling my username and this popping up.

Are you ashamed of you deep and passionate love for Our Lord and Savior? Are you getting a job in a San Francisco bath house and afraid people will recognize you?
Friend, your account cannot be erased from God's Favorite Website any more than He could (though I am sure of wanted to He could) reverse your birth and reinsert you into you mothers beef curtains. Is that what this really is, some sort of sick perverted desire to have relations with you mother?
Leviticus 18:6-29

6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the Lord.
7 The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
8 The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's nakedness.
9 The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.
10 The nakedness of thy son's daughter, or of thy daughter's daughter, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover: for theirs is thine own nakedness.
11 The nakedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
12 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister: she is thy father's near kinswoman.
13 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister: for she is thy mother's near kinswoman.
14 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.
15 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy daughter in law: she is thy son's wife; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
16 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy brother's wife: it is thy brother's nakedness.
17 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.
18 Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time.
19 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.
20 Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.
21 And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord.
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
26 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:
27 (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled
28 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.
29 For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Delete my account!

Hello, could one of the mods delete my account. I am applying for a job soon, and I don't want them googling my username and this popping up.

What exact "this" are you concerned about potential employers discovering? The fact that you reply to ancient threads without reading them*?

*given away by you missing this reply:

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Delete my account!

Hello, could one of the mods delete my account. I am applying for a job soon, and I don't want them googling my username and this popping up.

Hi there rennerpetey! I wouldn't worry about future employers searching for rennerpetey and finding you on this site. For starters, the username rennerpetey appears on many other websites as well as this one. It is associated with the name "Peter Renner", "Pete Renner" or "Petey Renner" in the state of Indiana. The reddit page for username rennerpetey has been deleted, I can only speculate why... maybe for the same reason you want to delete this account? Perhaps you are dabbling in homosexuality or smoking the reefer or wearing clothes made of different cloth. STOP!

As you have been told, accounts are never deleted - something brought you here and you obviously realize you have a problem. Only by acknowledging your failings will you be able to overcome them. The Pastors take a very active interest in younger male members so you will be in good hands when you finally drop your resistance.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Delete my account!

I can't imagine the reasoning behind a request to delete an account from God's favorite forum.


Think, man! It's like asking to be deleted from the Lamb's Book of Life. At least here your name will be in the eyes of Jesus, since He reads our posts while sitting at the right Hand of the Father. He posts here occasionally. Wouldn't something like that put you ahead of the competition? How many can say, "I have the attention of Christ Jesus on social media," ???? No, I would suggest you realize the privilege of being associated with Landover Baptist Church. Say, why don't we all use Twitter or some other form of the media to hashtag rennerpetey? That way if an employer does search social media, your name might be trending! They'll see you as a total asset then.