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  • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
    Unsaved trash, foreign retard
    Under Investigation
    • May 2011
    • 12
    #1

    New believer from England

    Hi, looking forward to conversing with my fellow christians, I hail from England and for a few years I have struggled to come to terms with my beliefs, please don't condem me for that as I believe my faith is now 100%.
    I know I am no true american although I am half as my father (god bless his sole) was born and raised in Iowa for 25 years before moving to the UK to follow his passion for meeting true christians from around the world.

    Hopefully I will be able to contribute and join in with this community I have found.

    Jethro
    James 2:3
    And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
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    • Brother Helge
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1074
      #2
      Re: New believer from England

      Hello Jethro!

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      Tell us more about how you came to find Jesus and please share some scripture with us!
      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
      John 8:32

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2026
          • 15118
          #3
          Re: New believer from England

          Originally posted by JETHRO BALFAZAR SR View Post
          Hi, looking forward to conversing with my fellow christians, I hail from England and for a few years I have struggled to come to terms with my beliefs, please don't condem me for that as I believe my faith is now 100%.
          I know I am no true american although I am half as my father (god bless his sole) was born and raised in Iowa for 25 years before moving to the UK to follow his passion for meeting true christians from around the world.

          Hopefully I will be able to contribute and join in with this community I have found.

          Jethro
          Welcome to our Godly Forums, Jethro.
          Is Balfazar really a British name?
          We have a few Ex-Brits here, and once we got them to visit a Dentist, taught them to speak properly and trained them to spell God with a CAPITAL "G" they are none the worse for ever being British.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836
              #4
              Re: New believer from England

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Welcome to our Godly Forums, Jethro.
              Is Balfazar really a British name?
              We have a few Ex-Brits here, and once we got them to visit a Dentist, taught them to speak properly and trained them to spell God with a CAPITAL "G" they are none the worse for ever being British.
              Thank you Talitha.

              Since joining Landover I have brought a toothbrush. I was the first person in my family to have one and it took a while to master but it has been worth it. I am thinking about buying one for my children to share. My wife is 40 so she lost her teeth years ago.

              Praise God! (see I remembered )

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: New believer from England

                  Originally posted by JETHRO BALFAZAR SR View Post
                  George verse 7:2 Thou shalt not stroll the land of the undecided.
                  What does your sig line mean? The word "stroll" is not in the KJV Bible.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: New believer from England

                      Welcome friend. Tell me, why was your father banished from Iowa? What crimes did he commit? You are lucky that what ever he did were not serious else the brits would of banished him to austria with all the other criminals.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22892
                          #7
                          Re: New believer from England

                          Originally posted by JETHRO BALFAZAR SR View Post
                          I know I am no true american although I am half as my father (god bless his sole) was born and raised in Iowa for 25 years before moving to the UK to follow his passion for meeting true christians from around the world.

                          Jethro
                          Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, and he was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did foreign women cause to sin. Neh 13:26-27

                          Your father must have been a fine man to resist sinning at the hands of a foreign temptress.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                              Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2011
                              • 12
                              #8
                              Re: New believer from England

                              Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                              Hello Jethro!

                              Welcome to our friendly forum!

                              Tell us more about how you came to find Jesus and please share some scripture with us!
                              Hi,

                              I found Jesus as he was looking for me, our paths crossed and he spent much time looking in to the deep dark corners of my soul, at times I felt my time was near slipping into the whirlpool of dispair, but Jesus our saviour retreived me from the brink of no return, from falling into that burning pit of homosexuality.
                              Alas I am here elated by Jesus's love back on the Lords path of tranquility.

                              Jethro
                              James 2:3
                              And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                                • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                                  Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                                  Under Investigation
                                  • May 2011
                                  • 12
                                  #9
                                  Re: New believer from England

                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                  Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, and he was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did foreign women cause to sin. Neh 13:26-27

                                  Your father must have been a fine man to resist sinning at the hands of a foreign temptress.
                                  Hello,

                                  Unfourtunately my father did fall into the arms of a foreign temptress- my mother, but she knew her place and was able to bear the children my father deserved, he treated her badly as revenge for that first night of damnation, but I forgive him as if he had not succumbed I would not be here to follow my faith.

                                  Jethro
                                  James 2:3
                                  And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                       
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 22892
                                      #10
                                      Re: New believer from England

                                      There are a lot of men who treat there wives badly – yes, even here in Freehold, there are those men who treat their wives as near equals, listen to their advice, allow them to braid their hair, put up with their nagging, let them chatter in church, or walk around with hair uncovered, etc. It is the ruination of the whole family and then they come to us pastors looking for help in saving the souls of their sons… It’s very sad.
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                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                        • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                                          Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                                          Under Investigation
                                          • May 2011
                                          • 12
                                          #11
                                          Re: New believer from England

                                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                          Welcome to our Godly Forums, Jethro.
                                          Is Balfazar really a British name?
                                          We have a few Ex-Brits here, and once we got them to visit a Dentist, taught them to speak properly and trained them to spell God with a CAPITAL "G" they are none the worse for ever being British.
                                          Hi Talitha,

                                          No Balfazar is in fact not a british name, apparantly according to my grandfather hundreds of years ago distant relations from Mongolia infiltrated north America and settled as a community and that is where the name comes from, my father was American as I said earlier and this was a family name passed from generations ago.
                                          I was the same we never went to the dentist, my father used to hold me down and scrub my teeth with a stick and salt, I have my mother to thank for making me less british she removed the plum from my throat and the stick from my rectum.

                                          Jethro
                                          James 2:3
                                          And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                                            • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                                              Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                                              Under Investigation
                                              • May 2011
                                              • 12
                                              #12
                                              Re: New believer from England

                                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                              Welcome friend. Tell me, why was your father banished from Iowa? What crimes did he commit? You are lucky that what ever he did were not serious else the brits would of banished him to austria with all the other criminals.
                                              My father(God rest his sole) was not banished from Iowa, he was a good boy and his parents were proud of him and his belief in Jesus, they were behind him 100% when he made the decision to travel the world looking for fellow Christians, he often returned back to Iowa to visit my grandparents.

                                              Jetho
                                              James 2:3
                                              And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                                                • Two-Dollar Bill
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Mar 2011
                                                  • 532
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: New believer from England

                                                  Originally posted by JETHRO BALFAZAR SR View Post
                                                  My father(God rest his sole)...
                                                  Are you sure your father was American and not from Bootswana? Or, possibly from Mogadishu?
                                                  Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                                                    • Didymus Much
                                                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 14079
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: New believer from England

                                                      Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                                                      Are you sure your father was American and not from Bootswana? Or, possibly from Mogadishu?
                                                      Any relation to Heely Selassie?

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: New believer from England

                                                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                          Any relation to Heely Selassie?
                                                          Are you saying the boy's a coon?
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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