Greetings

[Joseph Kaenig]

Good day, fellow Christians!

My name is Joseph Kaenig, I am 21 years old. Since I am an adult now, my father allowed me to use his computer. Of course, the first webpage I opened with my magic box was the site of the Babtist Church!

My parents and I were Amish people until my father heard from this wonderful church back in 2002. Since then we practised the babtist fate strictly.
We have got a farm in Brengelsbergen, Pensylvania. We grow potatos, and crops - my mother helps father out, if she is not busy with my four sisters and brothers.
I am going to take over our farm when my father gets old. I am so exited!

Before I end my message, I have a question:

In chruch I noticed a very nice girl. She is 20 years old and very nice, she is also practising a very religious life. But the point is that she is Amish. Does that mean that when I marry her I will get to hell?

Sincerly,

Joseph

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Hi Joe, what do you know?

Joe, I think you may have the wrong Church. I think you will find the 'babtist' Church is one based on lead and tin.
I also find it odd the Amish people go to babtist Churches.

Well Joe, I have been to Koblenz, Pa. It is one nasty town. No doubt when that whore returns from Rumspringa filled with the demon seed of city people, you will change your mind about her.

So Joe, what passage spread before you is most enticing?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Greetings

In chruch I noticed a very nice girl. She is 20 years old and very nice, she is also practising a very religious life. But the point is that she is Amish. Does that mean that when I marry her I will get to hell?

Sincerly,

Joseph

A woman will take the beliefs of her husband and leave behind her life of false practices.

Are we not warned by the Lord Himself: Ezr 9:2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves and for their sons, so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the peoples of the lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.

If you make her pregnant quickly, there is a small chance of her being saved:
1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

Amish worship: Hard work, mules, horses, and Satan.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings

I must confess I did not know this about the Amish. They always struck me as such gentle folk, I guess it never occurred to me they might be false Christians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anabaptist

Anabaptists rejected conventional Christian practices such as wearing wedding rings, taking oaths, and participating in civil government. They adhered to a literal interpretation of the Sermon on the Mount and Believer's baptism.

The name Anabaptist is derived from the Latint term anabaptista, or "one who baptizes over again", in reference to practicing adult baptism, because, as a new faith, they baptized converts who already had been baptized (as infants) in the older Christian churches.[2]

Anabaptists required that candidates be able to make their own confessions of faith and so refused baptism to infants.

Hmmm....

[Jessica4JC]

Re: Greetings

Why do all these people use the word "babtist"? It's Baptist! With a P. I have never heard of it being spelled that way, but I do see a lot of people come here and use that spelling.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings

Why do all these people use the word "babtist"? It's Baptist! With a P. I have never heard of it being spelled that way, but I do see a lot of people come here and use that spelling.

..especially when it appears 3 TIMES in the header:

1 LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH

2 LANDOVER BAPTIST FORUMS

3 The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forum > The introduction forum etc.

I don't know much about the Amish, but I'd have thought they'd teach themselves to read. Perhaps it is a question of fate!

Since then we practised the babtist fate strictly.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Greetings

In chruch I noticed a very nice girl. She is 20 years old and very nice, she is also practising a very religious life. But the point is that she is Amish. Does that mean that when I marry her I will get to hell?

Please clarify as to why someone who is actually Amish would be found in your Baptist church. I am completely thrown for a loss on that one.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Greetings

Hey Jo, i have four fine horses for sale, pm me

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Greetings

Why do all these people use the word "babtist"? It's Baptist! With a P. I have never heard of it being spelled that way, but I do see a lot of people come here and use that spelling.

Those who do are generally of North European (usually Scandinavian and low German) origin.

Curiously enough.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Greetings

I stand corrected. It turns out these Amish are just like Catholics:

Amish Sexter Planned to Bugger 13-year-old in His Buggy

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

Take a look at THIS to see what the Amnish perverts really get up to!

Amish sexter busted for buggy sex invite to girl, 12

Oh, the Amish.

Romanticized for their 19th-centry lifestyle in star vehicles for the likes of Harrison Ford and "Weird Al" Yankovic, these religion-based communities have their coke and meth dealers, puppy mill operators, and now a sexter facing four felony charges for seeking sex with a minor. Life without a 60-inch flatscreen, it seems, doesn't make you any less icky than the rest of us.

Of course, having a cellphone doesn't help. That's what Indiana's Connersville Police Department allege Willard Yoder, 21, used to send 600 texts, as well as nude photos and explicit videos to the phone of a 12-year-old girl, which was blessedly apprehended by her parents before she became overly exposed.

In fact, the girl did exactly the right thing when she received the first text sent randomly by Yoder, according to the police report posted on The Smoking Gun. She told her mom she received a text from someone she didn't know. Mom went on to investigate, texting back the unknown number in the guise of her daughter, stating repeatedly she was 13 years old (though her daughter is actually 12).

Being told he was texting with a 13-year-old didn't stop Yoder from repeatedly requesting nude photos of the adolescent, describing in graphic details the sex acts he wanted to perform with her, and sending graphic photos and videos of himself.

Popular misconceptions aside, the Amish and cellphones are not antithetical, and along with mod cons like disposable diapers and gas barbecues, convenience trumps stereotype. These days, there are Amish kids on Facebook who aren't even on Rumspringa. Cellphones are used by some to contact doctors, veternarians or suppliers, but often aren't allowed in the home. And Boy Howdy! This story sure won't change that tradition.

Arranging to meet the girl at the Takehome Restaurant in Milroy, Indiana, where Yoder texted they would have sex in his horse-drawn buggy, he arrived at the agreed upon time (via the agreed-upon horse and buggy), to meet the cops instead. Sometime before the 600 texts and picture mark, the girl's parents delivered their evidence to the police, who took over with a sting operation.

Once busted, Yoder told officers that he "realized that it was a bad decision and had never done anything like this before," while confessing he thought "he was going to have sex with the girl," who he believed to be 13.
advertisement

Police took Yoder into custody and contacted his parents so they could retrieve the horse and buggy, which Yoder secured behind the restaurant.