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I am here to seek salvation in the word of Jesus Christ! Praise da Lawd!
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Re: Greetings my friends!
Welcome friend. What Church do you attend?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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I currently do not attend a church, but I will try to attend the Landover Baptist Church this Sunday.Comment
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Where do you live and what is the passage that gives you most pleasureThe Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old
King James Bible v1611A passage a day keeps satan awayComment
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Unfortunately you will not be able to just turn up at Landover. You would have to prove yourself to be a True Christian first. We don't want any unsaved trash turning up. If we were not careful we would have cripples or blind people turning up, or bastards, or someone within ten generations of a bastard. All of which would be like spitting in God's face. You could be a female who thinks that she can speak in Church, we have to be very careful.Originally posted by Lottee View Post
I'm sure you understand,
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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I live in Holland, a wicked vile nation full of sodomites and hellbound drug addicts. (so excuse me for any mistakes I might make while speaking English) I'm praying to Jesus that he will provide me with a plane ticket to the US, the only country in this world where there is some Christian decency left!Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
My favorite Bible passage is this one from Deuteronomy 28: If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. [c] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
It shows that we must be obedient to the Lord and our men. Amen!Comment
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That looks like one of those perverse modern "translations" of the King James Bible.
Rape does not exist.
You actually mean Deuteronomy 22:28, 29
28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
This shows that women are a burden on us and the cost of lying with them is great.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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It is, the only Bible I have at home is a Dutch one.Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View PostComment
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Though I will of course try to obtain a Bible in English, God's only language.Originally posted by Lottee View PostComment
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This will help - be sure to select King James Version
Your education into the actual language of God begins here.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Why are you trying to sound like a negress from Gone With The Wind? Is there a darkie in the woodpile?Originally posted by Lottee View PostLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Indeed, our LORD is not your "homeboy," and you may not address him as "Lawd," "Dawgg," "Homey," or any other overly familiar nicknames.
If you are extremely devout, and a member of the legendary Rat Pack, it might be permissible for you to refer to God as "The Man Upstairs" while you're dedicating a song to him, but even then, you're on shaky ground.*
*Please note that the above statement does not apply to you if you are a Jewish negro or Catholic member of the Rat Pack. If that is the case, you should avoid mentioning God at all, unless it's to tell him you're sorry for being a damned idolator and beg his forgiveness.WARNING:
In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.Comment
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Hello Lottee and welcome to Gods favourite forum,
how many sons have you born for Jesus? And does your husband approve of you being here? You do have his permission don't you?
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. (Ephesians 5:22)
YiC,
Rev. Friday OboboNumbers35:19
The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.
Rev. Friday Obobo. Chucking spears for Jesus.Comment
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