[Helizabeth Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Oh yes, quite important. The Bible says you can't jip Jesus.

I'm not allowed by my father to have any credit cards. =(

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Is it important for Christ?

Oh yes, quite important. The Bible says you can't jip Jesus.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Helizabeth Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Do you have any credit cards? American dollars? Gold fillings?

Is it important for Christ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Is it possible for a person like me, who is setting apart from catholicism, to be saved?

What can be done?

God bless you for your work

Thru Christ, all things are possible. Even a bead-counting papist like you could be washed clean in Christ's blood.

Do you have any credit cards? American dollars? Gold fillings?

[Helizabeth Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Is it possible for a person like me, who is setting apart from catholicism, to be saved?

What can be done?

God bless you for your work

[Jewishdevil666]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Well thanks all here. I will admit that originally I came hear to troll but I realized how unchristian this is and I resolved to stop. Thanks and God bless.

[Deaner]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

My son said he just found Jesus, and that he was behind the sofa the whole time! Ha ha ha, kids say the darndest things. But now you have to excuse me, I have to go whoop his little blasphemous butt!!!

Most likely found a chunk of hash that he ate.

PS. Just had a look at your profile Gloria. Fuck, you're ugly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Well, I haven't made the videos yet. Right now, I do webcam stripping; there, I have to perform alone because of the rules of the company I strip for, but other than that, I'll kinda do almost whatever the customer wants. However, I'm seeing about getting my foot in the door with porn at which point I'll be making more 'hard core' videos. I just want to make sure that as carnal as my videos get, I'll still be able to repent later and accept Jesus.

Like I said, I'll need to see your wares before I can be certain that your last minute repentance would take with Jesus. Hit that email link at the bottom of my signature and let's talk.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion.

Well, I haven't made the videos yet. Right now, I do webcam stripping; there, I have to perform alone because of the rules of the company I strip for, but other than that, I'll kinda do almost whatever the customer wants. However, I'm seeing about getting my foot in the door with porn at which point I'll be making more 'hard core' videos. I just want to make sure that as carnal as my videos get, I'll still be able to repent later and accept Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?

I would need to see the stills and video footage from said porn before I could really give you my opinion.

My confidential email address can be found at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

How bad can I be but still be able to repent and accept Jesus and still get into heaven? I mean, if I want to make hard-core shemale porn with whips and chains, will I still be able to repent later on and be forgiven?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell

Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.


Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!




I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over

[Ijustcan't(sniffle)97]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

Thank you this is a fantastic forum and I look forward to posting regularly , I think the pastors are fantastic aswell

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.

Hello, foreign word for "penis".

Could you point out where the Bible tells us to "tolerate" those who refuse to follow God's Orders?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

All you need to do is open your mind and learn to tollerate others.

Mr. Lick-him, we are not about tolerance here at Landover. What is there to tolerate, exactly? We don't tolerate behavior that is condemned in the Bible. We don't tolerate users who come here to tell us about other religions and ways of the World. We are here to spread the Light of the Gospel, and that is our singular cause. Tolerance is not a Christian virtue, let me tell you. It is a buzz-word from the homosexual camp under the guise of "everything's OK" hedonistic nonsense.