Greetings from Alabama

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

Howdy Folks

My Name is Colonel Hank McGuinness, US Marines.

The good lord saw fit to guide me to your righteous website and praise be.

I've just finished an 11 month tour of Afghanistan where our good boys are serving up some good old fashioned christian whoop-ass to those godless arab sons-o-bitches, and I'm pleased to say the good lord blessed me and looked after me during my time there.

The greatest quote from our good bible is as follows:

From Genesis 14:2
" That these made warre with Bera King of Sodome, and with Birsha King of Gomorrah, Shinab King of Admah, and Shemeber King of Zeboiim, and the King of Bela, which is Zoar."

Makes me proud for believing in a God that provides some much needed ass whoopin' to those butt pounding sodomites, and I serve today to assist our lord in iradicating all gayetry and self masturbationism from our good nation.

So, pleased to be a part of the community boys. "Unsaved Trash" I may be here, but not for long!

Marine Core HOOAH

[Sister Kitty]

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Welcome, Colonel. Congratulations on slaughtering the brown-skinned Heatens of Afghanistan. Fine work, indeed! Tell me, how long have you been a Christian? What church do you attend? How long have you been married? How many sons has your sister borne you? What is her best pie?

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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thanks for the warm welcome!

I have been a good christian my entire good life, on account of my Daddy who taught me at an early age that the homosexuals were trying to take over.

I have remained focused on my career kicking ass for the Lord and unfortunately have not found myself a good wife who is godly enough to bear my seed. I was in a relationship once and it seems I was seduced by the devil herself. She would not co-operate and insisted on having a "Career". What's the point in a woman having a career when she has so much housework to do! it's crazy. Anyway we went on vacation to yellowstone national park and I just left her there and drove home.

I am a regular attendee of the Maple Baptist Church in Alabama however often I find that the flock there loses focus of the serious issues and focuses too much on accomodating monkeys, sickos and pedophiles. I was barred from going to my previous church as I was accused of attempting to mow down the negro organ player but it was untrue of course, I make one comment about it being "typical" that a negro ends up playing with his organ and they say that I am no longer allowed to attend.

That's all behind me now

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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I have received notification from a member of your forums regarding the spelling of Marine Core, let me take this opportunity to elaborate on this as to the untrained brainless civvy this may look like a spelling mistake of CORPS.

"Core" refers to the core services of our unit. We run logistics, in big trucks and are the backbone of the marines operations. The entire unit will all say at once MARINE CORE right before we deliver the weapons used to kick johnny camel jock's butt up and down the desert.

So please, dont be so eager to question my integrity and spend more time reading the good book. You are forgiven though, I wouldn't expect someone from Godless England to know.

[Sister Kitty]

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Have you ever flown an Airbus?

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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Have you ever flown an Airbus?

do i detect some ungodly forces at work here! Surely not!

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

I have received notification from a member of your forums regarding the spelling of Marine Core, let me take this opportunity to elaborate on this as to the untrained brainless civvy this may look like a spelling mistake of CORPS.

"Core" refers to the core services of our unit. We run logistics, in big trucks and are the backbone of the marines operations. The entire unit will all say at once MARINE CORE right before we deliver the weapons used to kick johnny camel jock's butt up and down the desert.

So please, dont be so eager to question my integrity and spend more time reading the good book. You are forgiven though, I wouldn't expect someone from Godless England to know.

Thank you for your service, sir. How many heathen scalps have you personally taken for Jesus?

I don't know which Landover member you are criticizing, but as our Godly Pastor Ezekiel will soon inform you, please keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing a True Christian™. On this battlefield, you're a simple soldier. We have earned our spiritual stripes here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Colonel!

I don't recall anyone ever choosing Genesis 14:2 as their favorite Bible verse: can you tell us in your own words why that particular passage appeals to you so strongly?

No wrong answers: we just want to get to know you better.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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Hello there Zechariah what a good, Godly name you have.

Genesis 14:2

As a military man who has spent considerable time trapped in a bunker in southern afghanistan with only the sole of my 1 remaining shoe to eat I can tell you that I have turned to the bible in to help keep me focused, and this passage speaks to me in the following way;

Whilst the homersexuals, fancy dans and la'de-dah boys are lathering up each others butts and prancing around in their mommas stockings eating their own faeces and masturbating into coffee jars, I know that their time is coming.

God hath shown us his wrath at Sodom and Gomorrah and he will return to do it again!

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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Thank you for your service, sir. How many heathen scalps have you personally taken for Jesus?

I don't know which Landover member you are criticizing, but as our Godly Pastor Ezekiel will soon inform you, please keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing a True Christian™. On this battlefield, you're a simple soldier. We have earned our spiritual stripes here.

I agree, I fully understand the pecking order here, as heirachy a military man is everything to me.. all the way up to God

To answer your question: I do believe I can account for up to 17 heathens sent straight to hell of my own doing through the skills and cunning given to me by God.

One particular operation in mind was Operation Coyote, where we loured A-rabs out into the open by dressing several postal boxes up as mooselim women and playing george michael (They've never heard him before and they seem to respond best to hell bound pole smoking musicians).

I was able from my vantage point disguised as a passing cloud, to snipe the sons-bitches it was like a damn like a turkey shoot. God did guide my bullets true and they now rest in the clutches of the demons

[Redeemed Papist]

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Ecclesiastes 2:11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.

Zechariah 10:2 For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.

Seems like someone likes to talk about himself a lot, his own deeds and what he thinks and not what God thinks.

Luke 18:9 And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

We're not here to put ourselves and our stereotype forward; we are here to put God and His message in the Bible forwards.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from Alabama

Howdy Folks

My Name is Colonel Hank McGuinness, US Marines.

Why are you wearing the uniform of an Army General in your avatar?

[Col. Hank McGuinness]

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Perhaps you're right. I'll look to be less narcissistic however this is a thread to introduce myself, I seemed like an appropriate topic for such a thread.

Thank you for the scriptures however, it helped highlight my self indulgence, I will work on it and as usual God will make me a better person.

Acts 8:33
In his HUMILIATION, his Iudgement was taken away: and who shall declare his generation? For his life is taken from the earth.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Marine Core HOOAH

By the way, the Marine Corps says "Hoo-rah!" The Army says "Hooah!"

[Redeemed Papist]

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