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  • ChrisHarding
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    • Jul 2011
    • 26

    #1

    Hi

    So basically the story is I want to stop masturbating and from what I've read you guys know how to quit masturbation for good. Now I will admit I'm not Christian and I have no intention becoming a Christian and I've not come to troll if thats what you're thinking. So could you guys help me please?
    I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!
  • John Creeser
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    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
    So basically the story is I want to stop masturbating and from what I've read you guys know how to quit masturbation for good. Now I will admit I'm not Christian and I have no intention becoming a Christian and I've not come to troll if thats what you're thinking. So could you guys help me please?
    Why even bother? You might as well just continue on since you have no desire to get Saved©.
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • ChrisHarding
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      • Jul 2011
      • 26

      #3
      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
      Why even bother? You might as well just continue on since you have no desire to get Saved©.
      Because it's a dirty habit and it makes you weaker because after you masturbate your body needs to reproduce the sperm again. I want to quit because it's a dirty habit not because I want to get saved. To be honest I don't want an argument and I don't want people to think I'm some troll looking for fun because I'm not, I'm a 15 year old boy asking for help not some 12 year old little brat trying to annoy people.
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      I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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      • John Creeser
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        • Aug 2009
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        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
        Because it's a dirty habit and it makes you weaker because after you masturbate your body needs to reproduce the sperm again. I want to quit because it's a dirty habit not because I want to get saved. To be honest I don't want an argument and I don't want people to think I'm some troll looking for fun because I'm not, I'm a 15 year old boy asking for help not some 12 year old little brat trying to annoy people.
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        Fair enough Chris, but without Jesus Christ, you'll never overcome masturbation.

        Next time try the search function - your link
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • ChrisHarding
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          • Jul 2011
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          #5
          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          Fair enough Chris, but without Jesus Christ, you'll never overcome masturbation.

          Next time try the search function - your link
          Thanks for the link and not being harsh
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          I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
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            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
            Thanks for the link and not being harsh
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            What a waste of a post!

            I want to read about Jesus!

            Why do you hate God and reject the temporary sacrifice of His only son?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • James Hutchins
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              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Chris, you can stop rubbing your penis all the time and ejaculating on your moms underwear if you have a strong soul.

              Sadly, not being a Christian means you are a weak soul and will probably masturbate all the time forever, always having a gob of Gods seed hanging from your chin. I think you seem like a fine fellow and I wish you the best of luck.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Faith_Machine
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                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                So basically the story is I want to stop masturbating and from what I've read you guys know how to quit masturbation for good. Now I will admit I'm not Christian and I have no intention becoming a Christian and I've not come to troll if thats what you're thinking. So could you guys help me please?
                Friend, I am going to share with you my secret for stopping self-abuse. It's very simple:

                DON'T TOUCH YOUR PENIS!

                There now, wasn't that easy?

                No big mystery.

                Naturally, proper hygiene requires that you periodically wash your penis with soap and water or lye. If you don't think you can trust yourself to do this without it leading to a masturbinge, I recommend asking a trusted family member to do it for you.
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                • ChrisHarding
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                  • Jul 2011
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  It's gonna be hard I know with today's fashion styles as high skirts and revealing tops and how pornography is everywhere on store shelves. I do realise that I'm treading on thin ice saying this but what if I do it without the help of Jesus or God? If I've proven it is possible to quit masturbation without God or Jesus what will you people think then? I don't intend to offend anyone (as most of my family is Christian) and if I do by saying that then I apologise.
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                  I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                  • Faith_Machine
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                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                    It's gonna be hard I know with today's fashion styles as high skirts and revealing tops and how pornography is everywhere on store shelves. I do realise that I'm treading on thin ice saying this but what if I do it without the help of Jesus or God? If I've proven it is possible to quit masturbation without God or Jesus what will you people think then? I don't intend to offend anyone (as most of my family is Christian) and if I do by saying that then I apologise.
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                    What will I think? I'll think the Devil, who originally infected you with the demon of masturbation, decided to call off his demon dog in order to give you the false impression that you could improve yourself without Jesus.
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                    • Faith_Machine
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                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Moreover, friend, what difference does it make? There are people in this world who've made millions of dollars and scaled Mount Everest (literally and figuratively) without Jesus. So what? They're still going to burn in Hell forever.
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                      • ChrisHarding
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                        • Jul 2011
                        • 26

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Are you people against Muslims, Jews and etc? If you are we'll have something in common.
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                        I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                        • Faith_Machine
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                          • Mar 2011
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                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                          Are you people against Muslims, Jews and etc? If you are we'll have something in common.
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                          Friend, we are not "against" anybody. We love Muslims and Jews, and have no greater desire than to free them from the bondage of their weird beliefs and introduce them to Jesus Christ.
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                          • ChrisHarding
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                            • Jul 2011
                            • 26

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Could you help me with something please? Even though school has finished I have a problem in maths where this stupid Wiccan, gothic, bisexual, bitch keeps flirting with me. I've told her several times in not interested yet she stills carries on. What do you suggest I should do?
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                            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                            • Faith_Machine
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                              • Mar 2011
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                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                              Could you help me with something please? Even though school has finished I have a problem in maths where this stupid Wiccan, gothic, bisexual, bitch keeps flirting with me. I've told her several times in not interested yet she stills carries on. What do you suggest I should do?
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                              I suggest you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior and get baptized. Unless or until you've done so, everything else you're focusing on is a complete waste of time.
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