Finally

[Stewart Pid]

Dear people at Landover,

I always thought there was no place for me in God's kingdom. And maybe there still isn't, but since discovering this site, I hope it isn't too late.
I have read the Bible and it always has been clear to me that if it was the Word of God, people should take it literally. I am happy to have found some fellow like minds!!

I pray to be part of this great community one day and will be praising the lord in the meantime.

Bless you all,

Stewart Pid

[Stewart Pid]

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the lord

And I started of badly: I mean the Lord!

Yours,

Stu

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Praise the Lord and welcome, Stu.

Please tell us about your relationship with Jesus, a reading of your favorite Bible verses. It would be ever so nice if you would tell us more about you.

What church do you attend?

[Stewart Pid]

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Praise the Lord and welcome, Stu.

Please tell us about your relationship with Jesus, a reading of your favorite Bible verses. It would be ever so nice if you would tell us more about you.

What church do you attend?

I have a very strong and deep relationship with Jesus. He first touched me when I just turned 13. From that time, He touched me on a very regular basis and it always fills me up with joy.
favorite verse Isaiah 45:7: explains it all, no?
I do not attend any church. I haven't come across one that isn't full of fluffy-bunny cherrypicking liebrals. What is the point in attending a church that doesn't follow the Word of God to the letter? It doesn't stop you from going straight to Hell.

Yours,

Stu

[Dan U. Holier]

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/snip/...I have read the Bible and it always has been clear to me that if it was the Word of God, people should take it literally... /snip/

... I will be praising the lord in the meantime

True! I hold the doctrinal position that the Bible is inerrant: accurate and totally free of error.

But "that" was a grave mistake, brother. Pray for forgiveness.

[Stewart Pid]

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True! I hold the doctrinal position that the Bible is inerrant: accurate and totally free of error.

But "that" was a grave mistake, brother. Pray for forgiveness.

I know! Went to my prayer shed for two hours already, but that clearly wasn't enough. Running off again!
Thank you Mr Holier!

Bless,

Stu

[Dan U. Holier]

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I know! Went to my prayer shed for two hours already, but that clearly wasn't enough. Running off again!
Thank you Mr Holier!

Bless,

Stu

Mr. Pid, maybe you should add self-flagellation to your act of repentance? I’m just thinking out loud.

You can call me Mr. Dan.

Bless
Holier Dan U.

[Stewart Pid]

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self-[COLOR=black]flagellation

Is that not a catlick thing to do?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Is that not a catlick thing to do?

I know a catholic thing to do (for alter boys) is fellation.

[Miss Christine]

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Welcome Stu! It is good to hear that you are coming with the correct mindset- that the Bible should be taken literally. People who complain of having trouble understanding the Bible usually are trying to interpret .

[John Creeser]

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Welcome to our Godly forums Stewart.

In temporary lieu of a church, I sure hope you have a proper Prayer Closet. Do you hunt with a bow, rifle or semi-automatic?

Yours in Christ,

John.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Mr. Pid!

I was a little curious as to what type of ethnic handicaps you might be suffering from, so I Googled your last name, as it's a name with which I am unfamiliar.

I was a little shocked by the first result that came up:

PID

All that talk of women's private parts seemed rather indecent. You're not some kind of pornographer, are you?

[Stewart Pid]

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I thank you all very deeply for this warm and hospitable reception.
I feel blessed and I praise the Lord.

@
@Mr Creeser: I do think I have a fine Prayer Shed. It is small but brings me all the comfort needed.
The crossbow I used for the rhino hunt last safaritrip sure did its job (although it took 7 arrows).
@Mr Machine: I do not dare to click the link. Why would I click a link that an Honorary True Christians finds shocking? I nearly did though...I nearly did

Bless you all and praise the LORD!!

Stu