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  • NanoFunk Hates Jesus

    Hello everyone. I just wanted to say i have been a lifelong Christian and after reading through a good portion of this thread i get the just of what is going on here and i must add that i am appalled on both sides of the issue here. This Church seems to me almost borderline fanatical, almost acting like a cult, not that it is but some of the viewpoints blew my mind. To the Baptists here, i am sure you all heard of a thing called discernment. I think it is severely lacking here.

    Why is it i can like new age music, watch a war film, have a plant-based diet, like CS Lewis or watch anime cartoons and still remain a Bible believer. Simple, i use my mind and common sense to separate the good from the bad. What you folks are doing is crying doom here. Borderline paranoia as if you should all lock yourselves in a cabin and arm yourselves. I thought the Jehovah's Witness's were bad. Also i noticed some of you use cursing as well. Not very Christian i say. Oh and i like Disney to. I suppose i am going to eternal separation on that one to, huh?

    The advert about about Demon's In My Rectum?. What is that supposed to mean? Lack of fiber perhaps. Do we need a Holy Colin Cleaner? Not being disrespectful here but as a Christian, i find this very weird.


    This strikes me odd as well.

    "If you are a troll or are here to argue, be prepared to enjoy a very short visit on your way to SATAN's lair. We ask that you post respectfully and adhere to proper American grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules, as Jesus demands."

    Nothing wrong with arguments. You can not have all of the answers. We are all imperfect Humans but we do our best in spite of that. Arguing does not send to Hell either as this suggests. Also Jesus does not demand American rules. Please point to a scripture that states this.


    I had caught segments of this show being talked about here. I think you all are taking this way to far. Placing suggestions and hidden messages within the context of this show that are not really there. Seems rather paranoid to me. It's like seeing a Cross burned onto a piece of Toast and suggesting God put it there for some hidden meaning. I think anyone with enough logic and common sense would agree. God speaks through our thoughts and the universe around us, not Toast to use as an example. It is clear that yes, the entertainment industry is not all good but did you all know there are Christians who work in Hollywood, again they use discernment and are careful by there actions while not being dragged into the trap of a secular progressive industry.

    As a Bible follower and yes i do have a KJV as well, i am going to school and yes i will be working in the arts of the entertainment industry but again i will not allow myself to be a part of the secular world without discernment in play. I am fully capable of making the separations and will voice it if need be. Many of you Baptists may say, well that is impossible but here i am, living proof that is is possible.


    @ Henry Poppendorfer
    "Not only that, but most of the characters are not humans at all, but rather puppets (the unsaved, slaves to their sins) controlled from below (Hell) by wires. They could not be any clearer about being controlled by demons than that! And these characters are the protagonists! I shudder to think what would have happened to my poor little son Leviticus if he had watched even one second longer. Judging from the pink transvestite on the show, he probably would have turned into a limp-wristed sissy-boy fit only for target practice for the True Christian boys from down the block. I grow increasingly worried about how much time he's spending near a penis, nevermind that it's his own (a phallus is a phallus no matter how you blaspheme the Lord with it!)... "

    You can not be serious. Puppets are controlled by Hell, below. WHAT? And i am not even going to go to your other sully accusations as it sounds like you are placing meanings and symbolism into your deluded conjectures.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    Originally posted by NanoPlinket View Post
    tl;dr
    Welcome friend, tell us about your relationship with Jesus.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

      Oh and i forget to mention, Bjork is great. Iceland is lovely. I like her style of music very much so. Can a Christian listen to her music and not be spiritually damaged? You bet!
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #4
        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        Welcome friend, tell us about your relationship with Jesus.
        What is there to tell? I have a good relationship. I know were my destination is when i die. As a lifelong believer i am doing well.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #5
          Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation

          ???

          Are you all serious? I already am saved. Are we jumping the gun here and making false assumptions?

          @ Brother Harold Porter

          Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense
          Let's focus more on Jesus Christ, and less on you and your fanatical views.

          You assume i speak nonsense, based on what?
          Who said i was not focusing on Jesus? I mean everything i do is on glory to him, in the end this is not about me. Can a grown adult share his own thoughts?, or is that to selfish and fanatical to your liking? My views are not fanatical either. Based on what exactly?
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #6
            Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

            If you're a Christian, why are you arguing the Darwinista cause in other threads?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

              Originally posted by NanoFunk View Post
              ...Simple, i use my mind and common sense to separate the good from the bad...
              Which makes you not a Christian:

              Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

              And you're going to Hell:

              James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

              /thread

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              • #8
                Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

                Friend, you use more personal pronouns than James Brown. How about thinking LESS about yourself and MORE about Our Savior Jesus Christ?

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • #9
                  Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

                  Originally posted by NanoFunk View Post
                  Hello everyone. I just wanted to say i have been a lifelong Christian and after reading through a good portion of this thread...
                  I'm a little confused, friend: How could you have read through a thread which you had not yet posted?

                  Are you from the future?

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                  • #10
                    Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

                    Originally posted by NanoFunk View Post
                    yadda, yadda
                    Stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel, son.
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • #11
                      Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

                      i use my mind and common sense to separate the good from the bad.
                      And how do you decide which is which?

                      Oh, you make it up. What's to stop you cherry picking all the bits you like and following just them and ignoring all the bits that tell you to stop being a filthy sinner because deep in your heart Satan has conceived a desire to ignore the bits that stop you sinning so you will sin then become part of his unhappy collection of playthings to rape with fire forever and ever? Oh, wait, would that be nothing at all?

                      1 Timothy 4:7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.

                      But I guess you chose to ignore that bit as well.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #12
                        Re: NanoFunk Hates Jesus

                        Originally posted by NanoFunk View Post
                        # # mumbo jumbo deleted # #

                        ..Why is it i can like new age music, watch a war film, have a plant-based diet, like CS Lewis or watch anime cartoons and still remain a Bible believer.
                        Simple.
                        You can't.
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                        Lady, I'm sorry to tell you this but C.S. Lewis was no Christian. He was a drunken Irish mick who went from papist to atheist to anglican. He never knew Christ and was certainly not Saved©. His books are just an older version of Harry Potter in my opinion.

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