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  • Wondering Soul
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    • Jul 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Hello Everyone!

    Thank you for having me in your forum.

    I have MANY questions and topics with which to discuss with you. I hope you are liberal-minded and will entertain these things with me.

    Peace Be With You.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone!

    We like to think that we are as liberal-minded as The Lord Himself.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Wondering Soul
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      • Jul 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone!

      Though He presented himself as 'liberal minded' in his teachings, I never feign to know of what's on our Lord's mind.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone!

        Originally posted by Wondering Soul View Post
        Though He presented himself as 'liberal minded' in his teachings, I never feign to know of what's on our Lord's mind.
        The Lord is very liberal with the dispensation of commandments that forbid homosexuality.

        1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


        Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


        Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


        Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


        1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

        1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.



        2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

        Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.



        1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

        Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.



        Romans 1:26-27,32
        26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
        27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
        32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone!

          Originally posted by Wondering Soul View Post
          Thank you for having me in your forum.

          I have MANY questions and topics with which to discuss with you. I hope you are liberal-minded and will entertain these things with me.

          Peace Be With You.
          That's not much of an introduction, friend. Tell us, which church do you attend, how many sons has your wife borne you, and how willing would you be to kill to protect America?
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          • Go_Away_Sinners!
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2011
            • 28

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone!

            Greetings fellow servant of God! What is your favorite snack that your wife brings you?

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            • Kristin Marlow
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              Forum Member
              • Jun 2011
              • 74

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone!

              Originally posted by Wondering Soul View Post
              Thank you for having me in your forum.

              I have MANY questions and topics with which to discuss with you. I hope you are liberal-minded and will entertain these things with me.

              Peace Be With You.
              As Faith Machine has said, that's not much of an introduction.
              But from the "peace be with you" statement, I'll waiver a guess that you're either a pope-loving papist or a mooslim.
              Matthew 9:12-13
              (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
              (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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              • SouthernGal
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                • Jul 2011
                • 22

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone!

                Hello and welcome
                I hope you find what you're looking for here.

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                • Bouws B.
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                  • Jul 2011
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone!

                  What's your favourite bible-verse?
                  For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God. Ex.34:14

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone!

                    Originally posted by SouthernGal View Post
                    Hello and welcome
                    I hope you find what you're looking for here.
                    I suggest you go to your own intro thread and tell us the truth of why you are really here.

                    The truth will set you free. Confession is good for the soul.

                    How about a straight talkoff about our issues instead of you hiding in the shadows?
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                      Pastor of Praise and Worship
                      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 3890

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone!

                      Originally posted by Bouws B. View Post
                      What's your favourite bible-verse?
                      The same offer above goes for you, son.
                      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                      • Bouws B.
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                        • Jul 2011
                        • 31

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone!

                        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                        The same offer above goes for you, son.
                        What offer are you talking about ?

                        ~YiC, BB
                        For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God. Ex.34:14

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