Greeting to my brothers

[Divine Bliss]

Hi,

My name is Marcus and I am a servant of Jesus Christ. I was raised in a Christian family but I wasn't always devoted as I should be. A serious accident that left me disabled opened my eyes and gave me a new found appreciation of life. I was saved by the grace of God and everyday I praise the life I was spared.

Since found Jesus Christ back in my life I have been happier and feel a lot more compassion and respect for people, especially for those in hardship.

I am glad I discovered these forums, it seems like an interesting place, although I am a little confused by some of the aggression I've seen in some of the topics and the amount of banned users withing the few topics I read, can someone please bring me up to date with the nature of these forums? What constitutes such a ban ? Also is the aggressive responses just a for a bit of fun and what are the various characters displayed on the right side of peoples avatars? Thanks.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greeting to my brothers

Welcome to God's favourite forums.

How many sons has your wife borne for Jesus? You weren't injured in your testicles or privy member were you? There is a non-homer reason for asking.

[Divine Bliss]

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I don't have any children yet, its kinda hard to meet women when your in a wheelchair , they just don't give you a chance

Anyways so could you please answer some of my questions posted above ? Thanks

[Redeemed Papist]

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Surely your father knows of a family with a daughter they can't find a husband for for some reason. Perhaps you were injured by God precisely so some father with an ugly or otherwise undersirable daughter could find her a husband and raise children for Jesus after all.

[Brother Enoch]

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I don't have any children yet, its kinda hard to meet women when your in a wheelchair , they just don't give you a chance

Don't be so picky. Go for a woman in a wheelchair, or a blind one or something. Lots of damaged women out there for you to choose from.

Anyways so could you please answer some of my questions posted above ? Thanks

I don't know what you mean by 'aggression'. We're the friendliest bunch of people you'll ever meet. As for those who are banned, they are banned for hating baby Jesus. Sad though it is, we can't have them wandering around our Godly forum trying to lead people astray and flinging their feces all over the walls. It's unfortunate, but some people just weren't raised right.

Anyway, I do hope you turn out to be one of the good ones rather than a feces flinger. We don't get many gimps around here. I extend you a tentative welcome.

[Divine Bliss]

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You guys are right, I am very picky and I guess I have to just bite the bullet and lower my standards to find a woman willing to accept me the way I am, as they say beggers can't be choosers.

[James Hutchins]

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What terrible thing did you do to cause God to make you be so lazy as to require a chair all the time?

[Divine Bliss]

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What terrible thing did you do to cause God to make you be so lazy as to require a chair all the time?

I botched a suicide. How did you know it was something i did anyways? lucky guess I assume.

[Brother Enoch]

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I botched a suicide. How did you know it was something i did anyways? lucky guess I assume.

So Jesus spared your life so you could turn to Him and serve as a warning to others through your gimpitude? PRAISE JESUS!



Jesus' mercy brings a tear to my eye.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greeting to my brothers

I don't have any children yet, its kinda hard to meet women when your in a wheelchair , they just don't give you a chance

Anyways so could you please answer some of my questions posted above ? Thanks

OH GOD you're a cripple!? Get out of here before I catch it off you!

By the way, there are no ramps here at God's favorite church!