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  • #1

    Belgian and alone

    Hey, my name is Michael, I'm Belgian and in need of some more intellectual people to talk to. I suppose you all look upon me like unsaved trash so I will submit to the inquiries.

    I go to no church. Belgian is a country where Christianity is the main religion and even at that, most fail. Their tolerance towards accepting God's enemies is disgusting and therefor I will concentrate my prayers and praise towards God from behind my own desk.

    My favourite bible verse?
    "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding." Proverbs 3:5
    I know it's not exactly a verse but it's the one thing that has helped me stood up to any ignoring the Truth. We are all blinded by society and our own understanding is false. It is the Lord and His word that I follow, none other.

    Joining this forum is a cry-out to True Christians because without God I would be alone and I fear to be turned into the next sheeplike heathen if I can not surround myself with true believers.
    "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23
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    Re: Belgian and alone

    No wonder you are alone if you insist on being Belgiam. http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

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    • #3
      Re: Belgian and alone

      You see how much corruption seeps through already? I need your guidance, Brother.
      "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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      • #4
        Re: Belgian and alone

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        • #5
          Re: Belgian and alone

          Originally posted by monkelinx View Post
          Belgian is a country where...
          Welcome aboard, friend! Perhaps you could help me out though: I'm looking and looking, and I can't find a country called "Belgian" on my world map.

          Is this one of those little banana republics that keeps changing its name?
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          • #6
            Re: Belgian and alone

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Welcome aboard, friend! Perhaps you could help me out though: I'm looking and looking, and I can't find a country called "Belgian" on my world map.

            Is this one of those little banana republics that keeps changing its name?
            I no longer have an idea what it is. Pastor Bathfire has told me that it is at least no country. After a click on the suggested link I learned that the liberal indoctrination in these parts of the world tricked me. But I'm rejoicing in the fact that I now have contact with True Christians to teach me.

            @Pastor Ezekiel; Thank you for the hearty welcome. I've looked through the proper topics before posting anything.
            "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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            • #7
              Re: Belgian and alone

              Well could you please post a map showing us exactly where "Belgian" is? I want to make sure I understand which particular brand of foreign plagues you've been dealing with.
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              • #8
                Re: Belgian and alone

                The supposed country and bath of Satanic delights is to be seen on this map I found online at some liberal propagandasite.

                http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/EU-Belgium.svg/713px-EU-Belgium.svg.png
                "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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                • #9
                  Re: Belgian and alone

                  No, that's Belgium. I'm still trying to find your country, Belgian.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Belgian and alone

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    No, that's Belgium. I'm still trying to find your country, Belgian.
                    I did not see that error in my writings, thank you once again for pointing it out. I meant 'Belgium' but as Ezekiel Bathfire has pointed out, it is a scheme of leftist propagandists.
                    "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." - Romans 3:23

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                    • #11
                      Re: Belgian and alone

                      well, whenever i feel lonely i just get a new cat. then i enjoy some little debbies while i watch my progrims. why come you dont just have a few of them warfuls you blegins is known for? i hear theys right tasty?

                      yic
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                      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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