[Faith_Machine]

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I'm pretty sure that if Jesus were here today, he'd be very ashamed of all of you.

Jesus most certainly is here today! He is everywhere, and sees all things. That's why He knows you're lying when you say...

And to answer Faith Machine, yes I am happy.

God brought you here for a reason, friend, and that reason was not so you could play games.

It's very common, and I suppose a normal part of the process, for newcomers here to go through a period of denial and rebelliousness, during which they insist that they're quite happy with their whorish lifestyles and throw every insult they can think of at us.

Eventually, dear girl, you'll realize you can't shock us.

Once you're done with your temper tantrum, I suggest you crack open your 1611 King James Bible and start reading from the beginning of Genesis through the end of Revelation. You'll feel much better about life once you're done!

[DarqueSatanist]

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I do not own nor will I ever own a bible, especially not the pompous King James version. I was brought here by my own free will to F*U*C*K with you people, and now that I've gotten a few panties in a twist I'm going to go to bed, where I will most like schlick myself before I fall asleep, while I think of how sexy Alanis Morrisette was in the movie Dogma when she portrayed God! I love that movie!

[Brother Enoch]

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I'm going to go to bed, where I will most like schlick myself before I fall asleep, while I think of how sexy Alanis Morrisette was in the movie Dogma when she portrayed God! I love that movie!

I don't blame your wife for not wanting to touch you. Goodnight.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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It's so funny the way satanists always think they can shock us.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Didymus Much]

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...I have 3 beautiful children, I am getting married to the love of my life in 2 weeks...

Correction: you have three bastards, that according to the Bible, are condemned to Hell (along with their descendants for the next NINE generations) through your selfish actions.

Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

Happy, now?

[Zaiger]

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My life is FULL and happy, there is nothing I am in need of.

You are obviously not "FULL" if you were you would not be coming here to learn about god.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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My life is FULL and happy, there is nothing I am in need of.

Sister, you are in need of being washed in the Warm Blood of The Lamb of God, who offered Himself as a Sacrifice for all of Humanity - even including women!

Jesus tells us that true happiness is not found on this earth, in this Vale of Tears. Life is, in reality filled with sorrows and suffering. True, there may be the odd moment of joy (e.g. when a heathen nation is smitten by God) but the words of Christ live on:

M't:6:19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
M't:6:20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

You say you have 3 bastard children - you see, in many years time, when Death calls you and each of their fathers, you and they will be re-united in the Eternal Flames of Hell, unless you (and they) repent now of your evil ways.

I will pray for you.

[MitzaLizalor]

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..even including women!

Thank you for those words Mr Bathfire. Reading Romans 8 this evening I noticed NO MENTION OF DAUGHTERS OR HEIRESSES:

ROMANS 8
14 For as many as are led by the spirit of God, they are the sonnes of God.
15 For ye haue not receiued the spirit of bondage againe to feare: but ye haue receiued the spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, father.
16 The spirit it selfe beareth witnes with our spirit, that we are the children of God.
17 And if children, then heires, heires of God, and ioynt heires with Christ: if so be that we suffer with him, that wee may be also glorified together.
18 For I reckon, that the sufferings of this present time, are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be reuealed in vs.
19 For the earnest expectation of the creature, waiteth for the manifestation of the sonnes of God.
©1611

The language is so clear and beautiful - not "pompous" at all! - and I would not expect any such outcome for women as for men, but if God had Jesus murdered on behalf of everyone who had been predestinated Ephesians 1:5 to become His children then you give me some hope [subject to Pastoral approval] that I may not be tormented in a hell of ugly devils.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Thank you for those words Mr Bathfire. Reading Romans 8 this evening I noticed NO MENTION OF DAUGHTERS OR HEIRESSES:

ROMANS 8
14 For as many as are led by the spirit of God, they are the sonnes of God.
15 For ye haue not receiued the spirit of bondage againe to feare: but ye haue receiued the spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, father.
16 The spirit it selfe beareth witnes with our spirit, that we are the children of God.
17 And if children, then heires, heires of God, and ioynt heires with Christ: if so be that we suffer with him, that wee may be also glorified together.
18 For I reckon, that the sufferings of this present time, are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be reuealed in vs.
19 For the earnest expectation of the creature, waiteth for the manifestation of the sonnes of God.
©1611

The language is so clear and beautiful - not "pompous" at all! - and I would not expect any such outcome for women as for men, but if God had Jesus murdered on behalf of everyone who had been predestinated Ephesians 1:5 to become His children then you give me some hope [subject to Pastoral approval] that I may not be tormented in a hell of ugly devils.

You may find some hope/guidance HERE. You may like to know that I, myself, am of the liberal, '1/350th of a soul' persuasion, and this may (I repeat, 'may') be enough to enter heaven, in accordance with Scriptures spoken by Jesus Himself.
M'r:12:25: For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

[MitzaLizalor]

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You may find some hope/guidance HERE. You may like to know that I, myself, am of the liberal, '1/350th of a soul' persuasion, and this may (I repeat, 'may') be enough to enter heaven, in accordance with Scriptures spoken by Jesus Himself.
M'r:12:25: For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

Yes that post was a comfort. I was reminded of Ezekiel37

EZEKIEL 37
1 The hand of the Lord was vpon mee, and caried mee out in the Spirit of the Lord, and set mee downe in the middest of the valley which was full of bones,
2 And caused mee to passe by them round about, and beholde, there were very many in the open valley, and loe, they were very drie.
3 And hee said vnto mee, Sonne of man, can these bones liue? and I answered, O Lord God, thou knowest.
4 Againe he said vnto me, Prophecie vpon these bones, and say vnto them; O yee drie bones, heare the word of the Lord.
5 Thus saith the Lord God vnto these bones, Behold, I wil cause breath to enter into you, and ye shall liue.
6 And I wil lay sinewes vpon you, and wil bring vp flesh vpon you, and couer you with skinne, and put breath in you, and ye shall liue, and ye shall know that I am the Lord.
7 So I prophecied as I was commanded: and as I prophecied, there was a noise, and beholde a shaking, and the bones came together, bone to his bone.
8 And when I beheld, loe, the sinews and the flesh came vp vpon them, and the skin couered them aboue; but there was no breath in them.
9 Then said he vnto mee, Prophecie vnto the †winde, prophecie sonne of man, and say to the winde, Thus saith the Lord God; Come from the foure windes, O breath, and breathe vpon these slaine, that they may liue.
10 So I prophecied as he commanded mee, and the breath came into them, and they liued, and stood vp vpon their feet, an exceeding great armie.
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verse9 is in complete harmony with Genesis

Genesis 1:2;2:7
12 And the earth was without forme, and voyd, and darkenesse was vpon the face of the deepe: and the †Spirit of God mooued vpon the face of the waters.
27 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, & breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a liuing soule.
©1611

Those dry bones must already contained some soul since all that they needed to revivify (once refleshed and resinewed) was the addition of †spirit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Dan U. Holier]

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...I grew up a long time ago and realized that organized religion is a load of bullshit... /snip/

...I was baptized, like 3 times but I think the young pastor just wanted to see my tits underneath my wet white t-shirt... /snip/

... you'd actually have to read the bible to have one, which I have not... /snip/

Did I miss anything?

Yup, some sense or at least some honesty.

You haven't read the Holy Bible yet you “realized that organized religion is a load of bullshit”; but then you were “baptized like 3 times” – apparently, when you were already grown out; were you forced into that?

...I have 3 beautiful children; I am getting married to the love of my life in 2 weeks… /snip/

My life is FULL and happy, there is nothing I am in need of.

Oh, you do need something, even if you’re consciously not aware of it; either you’d love to tempt us by displaying your ripe motherly breasts or you crave God’s presence... or both. Make your choice and do it; we can take it all.

James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Romans 12:1 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.

YiC

Dan

[s. warnin]

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Do you have a sister?

[Bible Student]

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Do you have a sister?

Get thee to a nunn'ry, why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?

[s. warnin]

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I do believe that there are really crazy people out there in the world like what they portray on television, and they all congregate here where self love and bash others whom may have a belief different to their own. I believe NOW more than ever that I have made a SANE choice in not participating in or conforming to ANY type of organized religion, whether it be YOUR way or THEIR way. I think I'll do things my way, it's gotten me this far and I haven't been stricken by lightning yet. I may not go to heaven, but I believe that if I'm meant to be in hell, there's not a damn thing I can do about that, if there is in fact a hell or something similar to it waiting for me or anyone else for that matter.

I also believe that for a bunch of people that preach freedom of speech that this great country of ours ensures us, you really do tear down and beat those that have something to say that doesn't quite fit into your nice neat little Christian box you've donned with a bow.

Now did I just about cover it?

Nope, after sifting through all of that blasphemous spew...there is no explanation as to why you flashed your tits at your pastor....