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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #31
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by miker89 View Post
    you know that there is a very large number of Baptists in Canada right?
    Really? You realize there are just as many people (if not more) in the State of California than there is in your entire country? So claiming there is a very large number of Baptists in canada has just been proven, wrong.

    Also, you can call yourself a Baptist all you want. It still doesn't mean anything unless you've proven yourself a True Christian(tm)
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • s. warnin
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      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 168

      #32
      Re: hello

      I found an English to Canadian translation site, in order to try to communicate with you more clearly.

      My Canadian leaves much to be desired, but here goes:

      Hey Hoser! I see you are an Anglophone, Busker. Do you go Cougar-catching in Cowtown?

      Anyways, I hope that makes you feel welcome.
      Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

      Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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      • s. warnin
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        Forum Member
        • Aug 2011
        • 168

        #33
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by miker89 View Post
        Well, it's proper grammar, as I stated in my first response I simply missed the shift key, also I do find my Name important, it is after all a name of an Ark Angel
        Surely you are not saying that you are equating yourself with Michael the archangel? Jude 1:9 "Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee."

        That must be it, because there is no account of God telling Noah to bring angels onto the Ark..Genesis 6:19-22:

        "19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. 20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. 21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. 22 Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he."

        Nope, nothing about angels on the Ark.
        Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

        Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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        • miker89
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          • Sep 2011
          • 15

          #34
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by s. warnin View Post
          Surely you are not saying that you are equating yourself with Michael the archangel? Jude 1:9 "Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee."

          That must be it, because there is no account of God telling Noah to bring angels onto the Ark..Genesis 6:19-22:

          "19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. 20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. 21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. 22 Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he."

          Nope, nothing about angels on the Ark.
          First, the :Canadian" speaking, no idea what you just said, seeming Canadians do not talk like that, unless you live in Nova Scotia and that i do not, second, angels were not living on earth, they reside in Heaven with God, so they would not of been affected by the flood, also even if they were on earth, they have wings, could just fly

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by miker89 View Post
            First, the :Canadian" speaking, no idea what you just said, seeming Canadians do not talk like that, unless you live in Nova Scotia and that i do not, second, angels were not living on earth, they reside in Heaven with God, so they would not of been affected by the flood, also even if they were on earth, they have wings, could just fly
            Can you point out the chapter and verse where angels are described as having wings?

            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #36
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by miker89 View Post
              First, the :Canadian" speaking, no idea what you just said, seeming Canadians do not talk like that, unless you live in Nova Scotia and that i do not,
              Nova Scotians don't speak like that, more like this:

              Lard tunderin me son, me lad, me boy, me son SIR! Me pogies late again, by!! Ya knowz where I kin bum nuff fer a twofour fer down ta da bonfire?

              Clearly you're from Toronto, the armpit of Canada.

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              • John Creeser
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                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #37
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                Nova Scotians don't speak like that, more like this:

                Lard tunderin me son, me lad, me boy, me son SIR! Me pogies late again, by!! Ya knowz where I kin bum nuff fer a twofour fer down ta da bonfire?
                Brother Enoch, while I've had the misfortune of visiting western canuckistan, I've never been back east. What strange dialect they use, and here I thought it was difficult to understand some folks I've met from Maine (Canada-lite in my opinion).

                Maybe you could translate that for us that don't understand eastern canadian? You've piqued my curiosity.

                Clearly you're from Toronto, the armpit of Canada.
                I get so confused sometimes - I thought Toronto was it's own country that happened to border canada...huh, learn something new everyday.
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #38
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  Maybe you could translate that for us that don't understand eastern canadian? You've piqued my curiosity. .
                  They do indeed speak a strange tongue. The basic translation is 'Darn, my welfare check is late, can I borrow some money for some beer?' It's a pretty common phrase up there.

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                  • s. warnin
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 168

                    #39
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by miker89 View Post
                    First, the :Canadian" speaking, no idea what you just said, seeming Canadians do not talk like that, unless you live in Nova Scotia and that i do not, second, angels were not living on earth, they reside in Heaven with God, so they would not of been affected by the flood, also even if they were on earth, they have wings, could just fly
                    it is after all a name of an Ark Angel

                    Look buddy, I don't know what kind of game you think you're playing here; however, you clearly stated the name of an "Ark Angel"...and I was pointing out that there were no angels on the Ark.

                    Genesis 6:19-22 "19 And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. 20 Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. 21 And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. 22 Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he."

                    Two of every sort of living flesh, fowl, cattle, creeping things and food...no angels. Read book before open mouth...is that Canadian enough?
                    Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                    Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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