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    Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

    My name is Pastor Moe... or Uncle Moe as some people call me. I am an upstart pastor residing slightly outside Durham, NC. Since I don't have a church of my own to preach in, I preach in the streets along with my trusty King James Version Bible. The church I attend is the First Baptist Church in Butner, just a few miles North of Durham. My favorite verse in the Holy Bible is 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.

    Thanks to my fellow Baptist friend (pictured in my profile pic), I was shown the light towards Jesus when he realized my family's lazy Methodist ways.

    I hope I prove myself to be a valuable member among these forums. God Bless!
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    Re: Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

    Originally posted by Moe View Post
    My name is Pastor Moe... or Uncle Moe as some people call me. I am an upstart pastor residing slightly outside Durham, NC. Since I don't have a church of my own to preach in, I preach in the streets along with my trusty King James Version Bible. The church I attend is the First Baptist Church in Butner, just a few miles North of Durham. My favorite verse in the Holy Bible is 1 Corinthians 6:9-10.

    Thanks to my fellow Baptist friend (pictured in my profile pic), I was shown the light towards Jesus when he realized my family's lazy Methodist ways.

    I hope I prove myself to be a valuable member among these forums. God Bless!
    Greetings friend.

    I am wondering why you would put another fella's picture in your profile space. Seems kinda odd.
    Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

    Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

      A cautious welcome to you, friend.

      How does witnessing for the Lord make you feel? When you quote your favourite scripture what effect do you want it to have on your listener?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

        Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'd be pleased if you'd post a link to some of your best sermons. You can read a few of mine HERE.

        Who's uncle are you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

          Cautious welcome, Moe

          Are you one of these guys?



          YiC, DUH
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello fellow soldiers of Christ!

            A hearty welcome to you, Moe. I too preach in the streets, but I'm no pastor. I specifically witness to the people in San Francisco's gay neighborhoods, because I find sodomy so repellent. This often leads to gays harassing me, coming up to me and trying to touch me inappropriately or say lewd things to me.

            Tell us, Moe, do you ever suffer persecution when you are sharing the Good News of Jesus Christ with people?
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