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  • #46
    Re: Howdy!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Time to fess up, pervert.
    Fess up to what?

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    • #47
      Re: Howdy!

      There seems to be a common theme developing here. For some reason a robust and honest appraisal of someone's chances of going to heaven is hateful while appeasing the sin and abetting descent to hell is a likeable trait. How do people become so warped?

      We show you tough love to try and jolt you from a life of debauchery and you spit in our faces. We are but a weak reflection of God's scorn for your behaviour in living in adultery outside marriage. Never mind your rejection of Him as your personal saviour; He who temporarily died for you.

      And then to cap it all you throw yourself in fellowship with a messenger of antichrist and mock us. And we are being hateful? I don't often feel despair at a heathen but in this instance your lack of appreciation of the truth when you are otherwise quite bright pains me.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • #48
        Re: Howdy!

        Originally posted by Octavia View Post
        Fess up to what?
        Your true reason for being here, pervert!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #49
          Re: Howdy!

          Originally posted by Octavia View Post
          Fess up to what?
          I'm not privy to Pastor Ezekiel's insight into your animal perversion, though I have no reason to doubt him.

          However, for me you need to fess up as to why you feel so driven to seduce otherwise good but misguided people from the strait path to Heaven. Rather than allow us to save them by pointing out just how much God hates what they are doing and will burn them forever you are trying to woo them with a message that God will still love them even if they spit in His face. This despite the fact that the word of God utterly contradicts you at every turn. How has Satan paid you to spread the message of antichrist?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #50
            Re: Howdy!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Your true reason for being here, pervert!
            My reason for being here is the same as before.

            I see you finally got the reference in my username. I thought the info in my profile would have been a total giveaway, but I guess not.

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            I'm not privy to Pastor Ezekiel's insight into your animal perversion, though I have no reason to doubt him.
            Okay, hold up a second.

            Where did you get that idea?

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            • #51
              Re: Howdy!

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              What was your question? All I have seen you do is play kissy face with that pot smoking pervert.
              So because we just said "it is nice to meet you" we are "playing kissy face?"

              I may smoke but I am definitely not a pervert.

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              • #52
                Re: Howdy!

                Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post
                I am definitely not a pervert.
                Your scantily clad avatar of harlotry and temptation begs to differ.

                For reference, THIS is how an honest, virtuous Christian woman dresses.
                People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                • #53
                  Re: Howdy!

                  Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post

                  I may smoke but I am definitely not a pervert.
                  Nonsense. All dope addicts are perverts.

                  By the way, this is a Christian forum. Why are you here?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #54
                    Re: Howdy!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Nonsense. All dope addicts are perverts.

                    By the way, this is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

                    You do not even know me so how can you auomatically accuse me of being a pervert. Your accusation is completely unfounded.

                    I am here to learn about other's beliefs and views and to share my own beliefs and views. This seems to be okay with your Pastor Billy-Reuben in the Introduction Forum section for "noobs."

                    I really am not out to spread hate and call people names but I have already been called many hateful names from your "True Chrstians" such as "harlot, adultress, monkey-worshiping, slut, an pervert (from you)."

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                    • #55
                      Re: Howdy!

                      1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                      This is becoming embarrassing. Even if your father is a heathen he must be shamed by your conduct.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment


                      • #56
                        Re: Howdy!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        This is becoming embarrassing. Even if your father is a heathen he must be shamed by your conduct.
                        What is embarrassing about wanting to learn new things? Why should I not have knowledge of the world around me just because I am a woman?

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                        • #57
                          Re: Howdy!

                          Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post
                          What is embarrassing about wanting to learn new things? Why should I not have knowledge of the world around me just because I am a woman?
                          Oh dear!

                          Titus 2 3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; 4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, 5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                          1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

                          I can understand this modern world leading you astray with its secular values but again God, in His love, has shown you how to behave. It's not your fault you have feelings rather than true thoughts so without proper instruction you have strayed into adultery and not knowing your place. Small wonder you are so grumpy and in search of answers. Your spirit must be crying out for a real man to lead you after being let down so much by the men in your life.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Howdy!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post

                            I can understand this modern world leading you astray with its secular values but again God, in His love, has shown you how to behave. It's not your fault you have feelings rather than true thoughts so without proper instruction you have strayed into adultery and not knowing your place. Small wonder you are so grumpy and in search of answers. Your spirit must be crying out for a real man to lead you after being let down so much by the men in your life.
                            I am anything but grumpy...I am happy in my life and have many exciting things going for me.

                            If you really think I need a "real" man to lead me then why don't you try first without mentionin the Bible for once. I understand that you all enjoy quoting it so much, but I feel like sometimes a few of you "True Christians" use the Bible as an excuse to stand behind for the things you say and the actions you carry out against others.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Howdy!

                              Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post
                              I feel like sometimes a few of you "True Christians" use the Bible as an excuse to stand behind for the things you say and the actions you carry out against others.
                              Never an excuse, young lady, but as a reason.

                              Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
                              Yeshua
                              People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                              People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                              Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                              Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                              • #60
                                Re: Howdy!

                                Originally posted by peaceandlove420 View Post
                                ...why don't you try first without mentionin the Bible for once. I understand that you all enjoy quoting it so much, but I feel like sometimes a few of you "True Christians" use the Bible as an excuse to stand behind for the things you say and the actions you carry out against others.
                                Why would I ever not use the Bible for my inspiration and moral compass? How else am I to know what is right if I do not look to a truly divine source for my morals and ethics?

                                I know you secular folk love to make up your own rules and sometimes you even get them right by pure chance but how can you be certain it is what God wants?
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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