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    Hello everyone. I was directed here by a mod (I think. Is that what pastor means here, or is he genuinely just a pastor?). Anyway, I decided to join because of your thread about the Earth being flat. I agree with you, and would like to direct you to http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php. We believe in a flat Earth due to scientific reasons, but we still believe it regardless. And before I get yelled at again for attempted trolling, I'm being completely serious and am not an angry noob. I disagree with you religiously, but I respect your right to belief.

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    Re: Directed Here

    Originally posted by Tausami View Post
    Hello everyone. I was directed here by a mod (I think. Is that what pastor means here, or is he genuinely just a pastor?). Anyway, I decided to join because of your thread about the Earth being flat. I agree with you, and would like to direct you to http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php. We believe in a flat Earth due to scientific reasons, but we still believe it regardless. And before I get yelled at again for attempted trolling, I'm being completely serious and am not an angry noob. I disagree with you religiously, but I respect your right to belief.
    We are a Church and our only purpose is to praise God and to worship His son Jesus Christ. We know that the Earth is flat because the Creator has told us this through scripture. You have came to the same conclusion through scientific evidence. That is where any similarity stops between us.

    You have decided to turn your back on God. Do you accept that Jesus died temporarily for you and your sins were washed away by His blood? If not then map of the flat Earth will not stop you from being thrown in to the lake of fire.

    Mark 9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

    YIC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      Re: Directed Here

      Originally posted by Tausami View Post
      Hello everyone. I was directed here by a mod (I think. Is that what pastor means here, or is he genuinely just a pastor?). Anyway, I decided to join because of your thread about the Earth being flat. I agree with you, and would like to direct you to http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php. We believe in a flat Earth due to scientific reasons, but we still believe it regardless. And before I get yelled at again for attempted trolling, I'm being completely serious and am not an angry noob. I disagree with you religiously, but I respect your right to belief.
      I'd like to talk to you about your Salvation(r), friend. Jesus is the one who called you here, and He does everything for a reason.

      Please introduce yourself. Tell us about who you are, the church you grew up in, and what made you turn your back on Christ's love.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Directed Here

        Originally posted by Tausami View Post
        ...We believe in a flat Earth due to scientific reasons, but we still believe it regardless... I disagree with you religiously, ...
        Mr. Tsunami, there’s a huge difference about WHY someone believes in something. We don’t believe in God because a fortune cookie message says so; everything True Christians™ believe and claim is based on scriptural evidences and reason.

        Hence I'd like to know on base of what evidences you made a conclusion that the earth is flat, besides an indisputable fact that spherical objects don’t have “ends” or “corners” as per Revelation 7:1, Job 38:13 and Jeremiah 16:19.

        Thank you in advance for your answer
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          Re: Directed Here

          We believe the Earth is flat because it looks flat and because of an experiment where the esteemed Dr. Samuel Birly Rowbotham proved it. The experiment was called the 'Bedford Level Experiment', and information about it can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

          Wikipedia falsely claims that the experiment has been disproven. It has actually been retested by several of us, and refraction is a cop-out.

          Also, sorry about how long it took me to respond. I kinda forgot...

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            Re: Directed Here

            Originally posted by Tausami View Post
            We believe the Earth is flat because it looks flat and because of an experiment where the esteemed Dr. Samuel Birly Rowbotham proved it. The experiment was called the 'Bedford Level Experiment', and information about it can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedford_Level_experiment

            Wikipedia falsely claims that the experiment has been disproven. It has actually been retested by several of us, and refraction is a cop-out.

            Also, sorry about how long it took me to respond. I kinda forgot...
            We believe that the earth is flat because the Holy Word of God tells us so.

            You believe it because of junk science.

            Enjoy hell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              Re: Directed Here

              Originally posted by Tausami View Post
              Hello everyone. I was directed here by a mod (I think. Is that what pastor means here, or is he genuinely just a pastor?). Anyway, I decided to join because of your thread about the Earth being flat. I agree with you, and would like to direct you to http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php. We believe in a flat Earth due to scientific reasons, but we still believe it regardless. And before I get yelled at again for attempted trolling, I'm being completely serious and am not an angry noob. I disagree with you religiously, but I respect your right to belief.
              I cannot see why you wish to remove God from your life and then make a statement of the obvious. Were it not for God, we would know nothing about the shape of the Earth; He is the fount of all Truth and Wisdom.

              As the experiments merely repeat God's Word, I see no merit in them. Indeed dabbling in these things is as likely to tempt the Devil to provide you with false figures as he has with so many so-called scientists.
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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