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  • #1

    New person on here

    Hello there--

    My name is Whitney, and I love God. I hope to meet some of you and say hello soon!
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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  • #2
    Re: New person on here

    Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
    Hello there--

    My name is Whitney, and I love God. I hope to meet some of you and say hello soon!
    Is that what passes for a proper Christian introduction in your family? Didn't your mother teach you any manners?

    Tell about yourself, your church, and your walk with Jesus.

    How many sons have you given your Godly husband? What's your best pie?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: New person on here

      Omigosh, I am so sorry...I guess it just slipped my mind.

      Well, I am currently a college student majoring in History to be a History teacher...but I am doing some modeling and acting on the side. It's a lot of fun.

      I go to first Baptist Church of the city I live in. It's a nice church, a little on the elderly side, but I like it. And I have been a Christian since I was 13 years old. I went to a conference and heard a wonderful speaker and became a believer.

      I am a very well-oriented Christian. I believe that God makes it very clear who He will be sending to Hell, and am glad that I am no longer one of them.

      I like to draw, and knit, and read, and sing to God...uhm...I don't really know what else to say...am I supposed to include anything else?
      Exodus 22:18
      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • #4
        Re: New person on here

        Why would you rather teach than obey the Holy Word of God and get married and have babies?

        1 Timothy 2:11-15
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: New person on here

          I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend...but I just think that I am too young to get married...and I would rather not be tempted to have sex outside of marriage instead of waiting for the right Christian man to come into my life. I want to let God lead me through my studies and how to touch other people's lives for Christ.
          Exodus 22:18
          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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          • #6
            Re: New person on here

            Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
            I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend...but I just think that I am too young to get married...and I would rather not be tempted to have sex outside of marriage instead of waiting for the right Christian man to come into my life. I want to let God lead me through my studies and how to touch other people's lives for Christ.
            Now slow down, girl. Nobody's talking about fornication.

            How old are you? If you're 16 you should be married and with child. Your only hope for Salvation(r) is in popping out future soldiers for Christ!

            1 Timothy 2:11-15
            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: New person on here

              I'm sorry...I do have a boyfriend, but we aren't ready for marriage just yet. He is a wonderful Christian man. He is an evangelist as well as a musician, and he allows God to lead his life. We have been together for two years and plan on having children soon. I am eighteen, and my parents do not approve of marriage so young. I hope you also have time to say hello to my younger sister MissKels96. I recommended this site to her, as she needs God in her life.
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • #8
                Re: New person on here

                Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                I hope you also have time to say hello to my younger sister MissKels96. I recommended this site to her, as she needs God in her life.
                You mean the jewess who's already knocked up?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: New person on here

                  Unfortunately, yes. I am ashamed to be her sister, so I thought that a site like this would help her...I pray that you can help her, sir...she needs all of the help that she can get. I do hope she made a good first impression on you.
                  Exodus 22:18
                  Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                  • #10
                    Re: New person on here

                    Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                    Well, I am currently a college student majoring in History to be a History teacher...

                    Given that there are only six thousand years of history to learn about or teach, I figure you won't need more than two or three semesters to complete your studies.

                    Why not get married now, so your first son will be ready to be born by the time those three semesters are over?

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                    • #11
                      Re: New person on here

                      Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                      Unfortunately, yes. I am ashamed to be her sister, so I thought that a site like this would help her...I pray that you can help her, sir...she needs all of the help that she can get. I do hope she made a good first impression on you.
                      I can't stand joos, especially pregnant ones. They give me the heebie-jeebies.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: New person on here

                        My boyfriend and I are considering getting married by the middle of next year. I am very excited. Then I will please God by having as many of His soldiers that He wills for me to have. As for the three semesters, I have to transfer to a University to get my teaching degree. It is nice to meet you, faith-machine.
                        Exodus 22:18
                        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                        • #13
                          Re: New person on here

                          As for your comment, Pastor Ezekiel. I respect your opinion.
                          Exodus 22:18
                          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                          • #14
                            Re: New person on here

                            Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                            FLUFFY FEELINGS...but I just think that... MORE FLUFFY FEELINGS.
                            Where is your father in all this, missy? You're just torturing yourself with all this attempted thinking.

                            1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                            In your instance you need to submit to your father and he can find you a good husband. Your lack of a husband is what's causing you this distress. Once you have a strong man in your life to give you babies to raise and instruction on how to conduct yourself you'll find these troubling thought illusions you have diminishing until you find yourself automatically doing the work of the Lord.

                            Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                            PRAISE JESUS!

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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #15
                              Re: New person on here

                              My father does not approve of marriage at such a young age. He deems that I am not ready for marriage and raising a family if I am still a student.
                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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