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  • Josh Blount
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2011
    • 31
    #1

    Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

    Hello there everyone, my name is Josh Blount and I am a new member here at landover forums.

    I worship (God only) at First South Baptist Church down in godly republican Florida.

    As for my favorite bible verse, it would definatly be Malachi 2:3, when god explains the punishment for atheists and homers is the corruption of your sperm, and YOUR feces AND sheep feces spread all over your face! Such a great and loving God for giving such fitting punishments to dirty filty non-believers

    But, I do have one fatal flaw....I used to be a dirty catholic

    I converted from the false cult after many instances.

    For one, they had us worshiping mary like a god! But we all know God strictly forbids this in Jeremiah 7:18. Its sucks for those kid fondlers that some people actually read the bible

    The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger

    Also, once that pedo pope came out and actually said that he worships monkeys, I couldn't stand it.... what kind of christian accepts thatg liberal commie scientific research they call "evolution"?

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    I knew I had to leave before they turned me into a child raping, monkey worshiping homer like their pope...

    Can God ever forgive me for this sin?
    The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
    "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932
      #2
      Re: Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

      Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
      Can God ever forgive me for this sin?
      Wow my friend. You seem to come here in subject sincerity seeking for the forgiveness of our Sweet Baby Jesus.

      As an ex-Mary worshipping member of the church of wops your situation is a complicated one so we may as well get started.

      My first question would be; have you ever held the hand of a catlick statue and spoke to it as you looked into its eyes?

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        • Josh Blount
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 31
          #3
          Re: Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          Wow my friend. You seem to come here in subject sincerity seeking for the forgiveness of our Sweet Baby Jesus.

          As an ex-Mary worshipping member of the church of wops your situation is a complicated one so we may as well get started.

          My first question would be; have you ever held the hand of a catlick statue and spoke to it as you looked into its eyes?
          That is something I happily never did. Even throughout my whole time as a catlec, I knew inside me that is was wrong and refused to partake in their satanist rituals of false worship

          In fact, when I left, I did as the bible tells us to do to false idols in Deuteronomy 12:3.... unfortunately the cyetlick church didn't like me from following the Lord our savior, so now Im restrained from coming anywhere near that place. Nothing lost
          The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
          "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. It seems like Jesus called you here just in time.

              How often were you sodomized by the local "fathers?"

              Christ can heal those anal scars, friend. He temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins. He's willing to give you some of that sweet, loving blood too.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Josh Blount
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 31
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

                  Oh the "Fathers" had their ways to get their sodomizing pleasure....they tempted kids with wine they claimed was our Lords blood...then once they were drunk, they took them into a small room where they claimed they were "confessing".

                  As for me my only experiences with the "father"'s anal "confessions" were as a child, when he told me to bend down and worship a candle (such to be expected in the cotlek church). I hope the Lords light can heal these wounds.
                  The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
                  "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings from a former Mary worshiping, kid loving caytholick

                      Originally posted by Josh Blount View Post
                      Oh the "Fathers" had their ways to get their sodomizing pleasure....they tempted kids with wine they claimed was our Lords blood...then once they were drunk, they took them into a small room where they claimed they were "confessing".

                      As for me my only experiences with the "father"'s anal "confessions" were as a child, when he told me to bend down and worship a candle (such to be expected in the cotlek church). I hope the Lords light can heal these wounds.
                      I feel your pain, potential brother.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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