My fellow Baptist's!

[Squire Robertsson]

Hello my Family, it is a great pleasure to join you in the discussion of righteousness.

I am Squire Robertsson from www.BaptistBoard.Com (No advertising intended).

I'm glad to be able to join some fellow brothers and sisters, and hopefully I can assist you in shedding light on the other unsaved trash, although that may me my current status here, I'll show you otherwise in time.



Squire out~

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Mr. Robertsson, are you a lawyer like for instance Dr. Oily Taintz, squire or like members of the B.A.R. (British Accredited Registry) - those traitors that are working for the Crown of England?

YiC, DUH

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Squire Robertsson]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Mr. Robertsson, are you a lawyer like for instance Dr. Oily Taintz, squire or like members of the B.A.R. (British Accredited Registry) - those traitors that are working for the Crown of England?

YiC, DUH

I am a Minister of The Gospel and Squire of Lower Ducis Abbey. I'm knowledgeable in the field of law though, however .

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Zion Baptist Church

Eph 2:8-9

It all started back when I was around 6 or 7, and my mother and I were kidnapped by what was believed to be a warlock, or possibly the devil him self. It was a cold dark menacing night as my mom and I were strolling down the street to visit my Grand mother. When a giant dark black figure abruptly stopped my mother and I, grabbed us, and threw us into some sinister devil mobile. As we were in the back of this horrible machine, there were multiple unindefitable figures molesting my mother as I heard her shout and screaming in pain. In Jesus, she was able to find the courage and might to get them off of her. She got up and pushed the back doors open on the truck, in order for me to escape, she picked me up and threw me out of the horrible mobile screaming "I love you, find the savior and one day you will find me!!".

Instead of getting out of the vehicle her self (The driver was going at-least 30-40 MPH, and wouldn't of known to stop because there was something sealing the back from the front) she sacrificed her self for me, much like our saviour Jesus Christ did.


While I do not know what happened to me, I woke up in the hospital nearly 2 months later (after suffering a major concussion and being in a coma) later were my father was standing over me. I told him what happened and told him what my mother told me. It was then that my Fahter, Pastor Enoc knew I needed to be sanctioned away from the dangers of the world and fully begin my life as a true and loyal Baptist.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

I prefer Matthew7:21-23 21Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[Squire Robertsson]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

A very grand verse it is indeed!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

...When a giant dark black figure abruptly stopped my mother and I, grabbed us, and threw us into some sinister devil mobile. As we were in the back of this horrible machine, there were multiple unindefitable figures molesting my mother... /snip/

Instead of getting out of the vehicle her self she sacrificed her self for me, much like our saviour Jesus Christ did....

A very touching story, indeed! Do you have any pics of this horrible, life-changing incident?

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[Squire Robertsson]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

A very touching story, indeed! Do you have any pics of this horrible, life-changing incident?

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Unfortunately I do not.. However what I do have is the hospital bills I was forced to pay due to these vicious heathens.

[Jethro]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Unfortunately I do not.. However what I do have is the hospital bills I was forced to pay due to these vicious heathens.

Ya'll ain't one of them liebral whiners are ya ?

[Squire Robertsson]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Ya'll ain't one of them liebral whiners are ya ?

Oh heavens no.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

I am a Minister of The Gospel and Squire of Lower Ducis Abbey.

Please tell us, where did you attend Seminary? Under what authority are you a "Minister of the Gospel?" I am unaware of any such title in Christendom.

Also, how does one become a "Squire" when they're from Pennsylvania?

Just curious.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

Re: My fellow Baptist's!

Particularly as another Brit, Squire, let alone what these yankee-doodle people so quaintly call a ‘noob’, I don’t want unduly to the rock the boat - but are you sure that you were sufficiently beaten into Muscular Christianity as a child ?


(* Pastoral Alert. I would never 'sneak', but a true Brit does not refer to his 'Mom' *)