[Godiefaggot]

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Yes, but he cannot get through to her. He has counseled her, and wants his daughter to be saved. Should I leave this affair to him, and stay away fro
It?
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[Humongous]

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Well, hi, Godi E. Faggot! Welcome to these Godly forums. congratulations on overcoming homoSINuality, Praise Christ!

do you feel that turning back to the righteous path has effected your fashion sense at all? I was warchin this progrim whats called Project Realgay, and all them fashion designers whats on it is sure light in they designer loafers! Especially the head honcho whats always sayin "major wow factor!" and some such hogwarsh.

In His Name,
Lori Humongous

[MitzaLizalor]

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Her father wants me to bring her to faith.

Numbers 30:1-5 If her current owner cannot establish God's Law in her why would he not just repudiate her?

[Godiefaggot]

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I'm very happy to be back in the light of God, and I've changed drastically how I dressed. I don't care about designers, I wear slacks, dress shirts, and ties. I'm formal now, and very glad to be saved! Priest God!
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[Godiefaggot]

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I thank God For everyday he's cured my wretched homosexuality.
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[Redeemed Papist]

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I thank God For everyday he's cured my wretched homosexuality.
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Tell us more about this cure for homosexuality you experienced.

How depraved were you? What made you tighten your sphincter for the Lord?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Not sure yet whether you're Mr or Miss FAGGOT (or Mrs) but in either case what sort of a faggot (or lady pooftah) wears

• slacks
• dress
• shirts
• ties (seemingly all at the same time)?

you didn't mention shoes - are we on this page?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Ronnie! Not a lot batter than an Ex-Gay other than a guy who never went there.
So Ron, when did you hit bottom? Tell us all about the the depravity and shame you experienced when you finally realized Jesus had your back?

I'd also love to hear about your Baptism. Was it up stream or down stream?

For what it is worth, that female who does not believe in Jesus, why would you care, she is just a female, not like she matters at all. God does expect total devotion though as it has been proven time and time again, females, likes dogs, do not have souls and therefore will not go to Heaven so you can understand her reluctance.
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Godiefaggot
Hi my name is, Ronald. I'm a former faggot who had the gay beat out of me, and I turned my life over to god. I'm currently in a relationship with a woman, who sometimes forgets her place..what should I do about that, sometimes raising my voice just isn't enough.
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well you could try a key shift - I'd say take it up about to about G

I like how you worded that ever so gently for Ronnie. But I think Satan and his legions are trying to assault me. All I could think of after reading that is adding Do Re Me to the end.

[Bible Student]

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Her father wants me to bring her to faith.
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Did he misplace his rod? I think his loving correction is called for here.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I like how you worded that ever so gently for Ronnie. But I think Satan and his legions are trying to assault me. All I could think of after reading that is adding Do Re Me to the end.

As it happens I'm transcribing Mr Richard Rodgers' song at the moment. Talk about glorifying papism! I imagine that OP would identify with "the wrong side" in this case however:

Ernst "pinko" Röhm

Reinhard "feel the compassion" Heydrich

and not forgetting..
Heinrich "suffer the little children to come unto me" Himmler

wus central

[Deaner]

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I'm a former faggot... I'm currently in a relationship with a woman, who sometimes forgets her place..what should I do about that, sometimes raising my voice just isn't enough.
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Raised your voice??

You're still a faggot. Why didn't you kick her face in?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Raised your voice??

You're still a faggot. Why didn't you kick her face in?

perhaps he endeavours to emulate Herr Scharff and obtain details of his "wife"’s associates, for a more effective response Mr Deaner?