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  • #16
    Re: Trying to be saved

    Originally posted by a babbling brook View Post
    And Godspeed to you my Child
    so you're saying that you somehow produced LBC loving Dutchmen when you were 4 years old?

    Proverbs 17:7
    verse7a Excellent speech becommeth not a foole:
    [no danger of that then]
    verse7b much lesse doe lying lippes a prince.
    ©1611

    ..and you are claiming to be a co-heir with Christ the King?

    ROMANS 8:16-17 The spirit it selfe beareth witnes with our spirit, that we are the children of God. And if children, then heires, heires of God, and ioynt heires with Christ: if so be that we suffer with him, that wee may be also glorified together.
    ©1611







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    • #17
      Re: Trying to be saved

      Nowadays "Holland" is the favorite among the natives, some freaks do use the term UPOP (United Provinces of Potusers) and acting proud.
      I was unaware of the mishaps during the upload. If I was aware I wouldn't dare referring to to such a shame.

      For a story on surviving here: Normally I don't meet the dreaded people in the woods (although I know it is better to be among them to rebuke them, I have to go to the woods for my Bible studies and hunting, which takes most of my time).
      When I have to go mingle with the ignorant, I drive my Dodge into town, with my sound system on max and the windows open while I play recordings of the KJV. When they do not notice me (which rarely happens) I try to trash their bikes (too much people here haven't heard of trucks yet, just trying to help).
      When they start complaining, I just cite:
      1 Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

      And if they don't fell silent:
      2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.

      That gets them most of the times

      If you see any possible improvements in my approach, please let me know!.

      I'd like to emphasize that priest_bimmer has nothing to do with bringing me unto this world. I'll take into account that his comments can be taken as trolling
      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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      • #18
        Re: Trying to be saved

        Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
        If you see any possible improvements in my approach, please let me know!
        Improvements? Perhaps you should stop lying about Holland!

        "United Provinces of Potusers" ben je knettergek geworden of zo?


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        • #19
          Re: Trying to be saved

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Wait until you see some of the morose and dreadful Dutch people our forums are plagued with.
          I do see what you mean now....
          II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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          • #20
            Re: Trying to be saved

            Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
            Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
            Wait until you see some of the morose and dreadful Dutch people our forums are plagued with.
            I do see what you mean now....
            Could you elaborate?
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • #21
              Re: Trying to be saved

              Of course. Dutch Girl takes my question about trying to improve my (or apparently our) country with some old fashioned Godly influences out of context.
              Secondly she (while not knowing me) calls me a liar. She does not pinpoint my lies, so I can hardly be expected to give a reply.

              Finally, she uses a language that most people here won't be able to read, with which she calls me crazy. I'd call that impolite at least.

              While the reason for calling me crazy is that I call the majority by name: potusers (not even using a less friendly word like potheads) when everyone knows that the Dutch are mostly socialist potheads (that's why I can hit them so easily with my truck).

              I hope I clarified myself Bible Student
              II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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              • #22
                Re: Trying to be saved

                Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                Of course. Dutch Girl takes my question about trying to improve my (or apparently our) country with some old fashioned Godly influences out of context.
                Secondly she (while not knowing me) calls me a liar. She does not pinpoint my lies, so I can hardly be expected to give a reply.

                Finally, she uses a language that most people here won't be able to read, with which she calls me crazy. I'd call that impolite at least.

                While the reason for calling me crazy is that I call the majority by name: potusers (not even using a less friendly word like potheads) when everyone knows that the Dutch are mostly socialist potheads (that's why I can hit them so easily with my truck).

                I hope I clarified myself Bible Student
                Why do you care what a woman says or thinks? They are good for one thing, and they only get that right 50% of the time.

                YiC,

                Z. Smyth
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                • #23
                  Re: Trying to be saved

                  Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                  Of course. Dutch Girl takes my question about trying to improve my (or apparently our) country with some old fashioned Godly influences out of context.
                  Secondly she (while not knowing me) calls me a liar. She does not pinpoint my lies, so I can hardly be expected to give a reply.

                  Finally, she uses a language that most people here won't be able to read, with which she calls me crazy. I'd call that impolite at least.

                  While the reason for calling me crazy is that I call the majority by name: potusers (not even using a less friendly word like potheads) when everyone knows that the Dutch are mostly socialist potheads (that's why I can hit them so easily with my truck).

                  I hope I clarified myself Bible Student
                  You realize that Dutch Girl is a female, don't you? They don't count.
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Trying to be saved

                    Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                    Improvements? Perhaps you should stop lying about Holland!

                    "United Provinces of Potusers" ben je knettergek geworden of zo?
                    See! I warned you about our other Dutch people and look what you got!
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Trying to be saved

                      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                      Improvements?
                      What's wrong with being crazy?

                      Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                      I do see what you mean now....
                      Miss Girl is polite and honest. She posts what she thinks, doesn't swear (and is neverthrless wrong). Much like Jo Freddie in those respects. One day she could be saved & perhaps God has made the temporary injunction that we follow secular laws for her benefit so that she is not killed because in that way He may allow His Perfect Love to reach her through our words.

                      On the other hand she might hook up with the dreadful Mr Freddie and start reproducing.


                      Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                      Dutchland, Deutschland, Pays-Bas, Holland or Neandertaland
                      I sometimes work in Friesland. It is very scenic but full of pagans. There were a lot of Russian sailors there too (not actually in Friesland you had to go a bit further South to find them) and taken altogether I am grateful to Him for showing me that there were worse places to be than there are then, now.

                      God does not approve of any such wretched behaviours.

                      Habakkuk 2:15-16
                      Obadiah 1:16


                      Praise Him!

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