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  • GLORIA

    Hi everyone from Landover,

    My name is Chad and praise God! I finally found a church site where i can talk to other christians that share the same beliefs as me! Thank you Jesus and I pray that God blesses you all.

    Sincerely,

    Chad

  • #2
    Re: GLORIA

    Dear Gloria;

    Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    I hope you're not a fag.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: GLORIA

      "Gloria" is kind of an interesting username, Chad. Are you Catholic?
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      • #4
        Re: GLORIA

        No brother, I'm not a pole smoker. I've never rode on the blue vein train if you know what I mean. I stumbled on this site kind of by accident, or maybe I was led by the Spirit, but I've just been reading and posting and enjoying good Christian fellowship! Praise Jesus!!! I just moved back to Florida and still haven't been able to find a church that shares my beliefs. Too many lesser Christians every where I go, I want a church of people that are pure like myself. Oh and my name is Chad but my screen name is just glory in espanol. Anyway, I kinda feel at home here!

        Prayerfully (even for the lesser races)

        Chadelicious

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        • #5
          Re: GLORIA

          Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #6
            Re: GLORIA

            Well, i came from Capitol City Baptist Church in Austin, Tx., but I am new in Florida and I am still seeking a good church worthy of a true believer such as myself. I went to a Church last Sunday and I was horrified when a black lady got up and started preaching! I had to leave. Its so hard to find a "favorite" verse, but I have to say that 1 Cor. 15:54 is one of my favorites.

            So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is w1itten, Death is swallowed up in victory. Amen!

            I also like Jn. 11:35 which says,

            Jesus wept.

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            • #7
              Re: GLORIA

              “Likewise, teach the older women to be irreverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted too much rye, but to teach what is food.”
              Titus 2:3
              Ezekiel 20:25-26 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live; And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the LORD.

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              • #8
                Re: GLORIA

                Oh, and I was brought up in the church since I was born And I becam A Christian and was baptised at age 12.

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                • #9
                  Re: GLORIA

                  Originally posted by Chant of the Light View Post
                  “Likewise, teach the older women to be irreverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted too much rye, but to teach what is food.”
                  Titus 2:3
                  From what false bible did you steal that verse?
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • #10
                    Re: GLORIA

                    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                    Originally Posted by Chant of the Light
                    “Likewise, teach the older women to be irreverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted too much rye, but to teach what is food.”
                    Titus 2:3
                    From what false bible did you steal that verse?
                    Let us look at what was originally written.

                    πρεσβυτιδας ωσαυτως εν καταστηματι ιεροπρεπεις μη διαβολους μη οινω πολλω δεδουλωμενας καλοδιδασκαλους

                    εν καταστηματι ιεροπρεπεις means in demeanor befitting sacred or in American, in behauiour as becommeth holinesse.

                    μη οινω πολλω means not in wine much or in American, not giuen to much wine.

                    καλοδιδασκαλους means teachers of good or in American, teachers of good things.

                    How did you arrive at your nonsense?
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • #11
                      Re: GLORIA

                      Oh yeah, thats not a version of the Bible, its a perversion of the Bible. And with a name like that its probably one of those new age feely good fake Christians or a homo in disguise.


                      Until He comes,

                      Chadelicious

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