URGENT! Please read! God has spoken to me!

[FREEBASED GOD]

Sorry I do not have time for an introduction! God came to me last night whilst I was peacefully asleep. He spoke directly to me, addressing me by my name! His spoken words echoed through me and filled my soul, and I've come to the best place I know of the spread God's word.

"Guns are the devil's instruments."

I know not to question the word of our Lord, but I found myself trying to deduce the information I had just received, when I had an epiphany; Firearms were created by the devil himself to allow sinners and devil worshippers to aid him in killing believers in God! Unfortunately, the devil is full of many tricks, and he's somehow found a way to get these devilish instruments into the hands of True Christians and believers alike! He's blinded us into thinking these guns are to protect ourselves from sinners, when in fact, it is the exact opposite! I urge you all to burn/dispose of your firearms immediately! For God's sake!

[Bob4God]

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Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - Matthew 7:15

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Sounds like a commie hippie trying to get rid of God's instruments. If you had any visits it was the devil trying to lure you in false beliefs!
Probably we should order more to be on the safe side. I'm thinking about something like this: http://world.guns.ru/smg/usa/colt-mod635-e.html

[Redeemed Papist]

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It's hard seeing these people blaspheming the Holy Spirit and knowing there is nothing to be done for them.

Mark 3:29*But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

[Brother Enoch]

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Sorry I do not have time for an introduction! God came to me last night whilst I was peacefully asleep. He spoke directly to me, addressing me by my name! His spoken words echoed through me and filled my soul, and I've come to the best place I know of the spread God's word.

"Guns are the devil's instruments."

I know not to question the word of our Lord, but I found myself trying to deduce the information I had just received, when I had an epiphany; Firearms were created by the devil himself to allow sinners and devil worshippers to aid him in killing believers in God! Unfortunately, the devil is full of many tricks, and he's somehow found a way to get these devilish instruments into the hands of True Christians and believers alike! He's blinded us into thinking these guns are to protect ourselves from sinners, when in fact, it is the exact opposite! I urge you all to burn/dispose of your firearms immediately! For God's sake!

Yeah, no, I don't think so.

Without guns and other weapons how could we keep killing Mussies in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and someday (I pray) Canada?

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry I do not have time for an introduction! God came to me last night whilst I was peacefully asleep. He spoke directly to me, addressing me by my name! His spoken words echoed through me and filled my soul, and I've come to the best place I know of the spread God's word.

"Guns are the devil's instruments."

I know not to question the word of our Lord, but I found myself trying to deduce the information I had just received, when I had an epiphany; Firearms were created by the devil himself to allow sinners and devil worshippers to aid him in killing believers in God! Unfortunately, the devil is full of many tricks, and he's somehow found a way to get these devilish instruments into the hands of True Christians and believers alike! He's blinded us into thinking these guns are to protect ourselves from sinners, when in fact, it is the exact opposite! I urge you all to burn/dispose of your firearms immediately! For God's sake!

Son, God had time for you. Time to slowly and excruciatingly die on the cross and be buried in a cave for three days, just for you. I think you could set aside a few minutes for Him.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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It appears that you are blaspheming God in order to further your anti-Second Amendment agenda. I pray that I am wrong, and you are simply drunk, retarded, negroidial, queer, or a Democrat (some of these overlap).

Those are all conditions that can be cured with fervent prayer and sincere repentance.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

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Sorry I do not have time for an introduction!

I'm sorry, I didn't have time to read anything beyond that sentence. But I did anyway, and found myself reading some of the stupidest damned drivel I've ever read.

You think God told you that? Really?

I think a demon was whispering in your ear.

[Faith_Machine]

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And what's up with your username? Cocaine is freebased, not God. Are you telling us you were freebasing cocaine, and that's when you heard God's voice?

That's called having a drug-induced hallucination, boy. I suggest you get off the dope and start reading the Bible.

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry I do not have time for an introduction! ........For God's sake!

Gotta go, we'll talk later.

Jesus is an amazing entity. He is able to walk n my footsteps and bend not a single blade of grass. He can hear all of my trials and tribulations and just be my BFF.