It's on.

[Savannah]

Hey there, I'm Savannah Dawn. I'm your nice standard Christian girl. Maybe not in your terms, but only God can truly see who I am inside. Think what you like because it's alright with me. I can't say I'll take your advice, though.

Let me start by saying that all of you here are diving face forward into an antiquated path. You follow the the Bible word for word. I can understand that. It's what every Christian does. I've witnessed people who say that they're Christians, but never attend church, and for the record, barely even know a single word of the Bible. But all of you seem to take Christianity to the next level.

This isn't the 1600s anymore. And yet you take the simplistic KJV1611, which is complete with words of truth and perfection and the key to how people should live life, and twist every single word of it making it look like it's not even of the Bible. Your beliefs are based off of the world being flat, men being superior to women, and telling athiests that there is no hope for them whatsoever and that they will rot in hell for all eternity.

It doesn't make sense. I thought the Christian's job was to spread Jesus' Word in a respectful and truly godly manner. You guys are giving people the wrong idea. If you were Christians, you would at least try to treat the newbies better. And your opinions on Catholics: they aren't damned for all eternity. They actually have their central beliefs right, except for worshipping Mary (but keep in mind that she was still highly favored in the eyes of the Lord), adding false books to their bible, believing in purgatory (ironically the concept of purgatory came from one of those false books), and praying to saints.

Actually, scratch that. Some of the priests are pervs, but not all of them. Actually, they should just get rid of all the priests. One mistake of theirs is too many mistakes in total. They don't need a pope either. You see, what catholics try to do is bring Heaven down to earth. And when they do that, all the worldly crap has to be OUT. And then they have monks and nuns who actually AREN'T following God's command, which is to be fruitful and multiply. Well they sit in seclusion all day and pray to Mary.

Okay, so maybe you ARE right about catholics. Along with athiests, mormons, muslims, hindus (aka dot-heads), and the like.

Then you are total haters of homosexuality. Yeah, it IS wrong, just like lesbianism, but you seem to have this huge surge of fear and loathing come over you when someone announces they are gay or bi. I thought we were supposed to show even THEM the love of Jesus. Or are we?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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tl;dr

This is called the INTRODUCTION forum for a reason. We aren't really interested in listening to your whining and wailing about your empty-headed female ideas. Please tell us about yourself, the Church your father takes you to, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Savannah]

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tl;dr

This is called the INTRODUCTION forum for a reason. We aren't really interested in listening to your whining and wailing about your empty-headed female ideas. Please tell us about yourself, the Church your father takes you to, and how you came to find Jesus.

I found Jesus when I was 12 after going to one of those Call things that Lou Engle sets up every few years. Praying for that scumbag in my classes at school felt powerful to such an extent that I started-

WOW, why am I wasting my time here babbling to some prototypical non-conformist Baptists? If you'll excuse me, I have a life to live.

[A Follower]

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Just because it's not the 1600's anymore, why does that mean the Bible had changed? Why would the morals from then not apply to now?

The only things that have changed between 1611 and 2011 is the amount of heathens and the amount of sin. Murder was evil in 1611 and it still is evil today. Theft was a sin in 1611 and it is a sin today. And so on for every other sin listed in the Bible.

The idea that God can become antiquated and irrelevant is insane. God is timeless. God is forever. God knows what is best for us. That has not changed because some people stopped believing in Him, as a matter of fact it has only become more true and it has only become more important to spread the ideas of the Bible far and wide. And I do mean the real ideas from the Bible, not whatever people like you make up and attribute to the Bible without actually ever having opened one or knowing what is written inside.

And your last line about not being afraid of fags? Are you out of your mind? God annihilated Sodom because too many faggots congregated there. Every homosexual that visits here increases the chance of God wiping us out as yet another magnificent example of His Will and His Strength. I would not disagree with Him for using us as an example for the gays, but it is so unnecessary, we can still do so much good work converting people, it would be a shame to waste the opportunity by speaking with sinners (btw, mingling with non-Christians is one of the things expressly forbidden by God).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'll excuse me, I have a life to live.

What happened, did your pimp call? Got whoring to do?

Jesus has called you here for a reason, harlot. I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[steva]

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What happened, did your pimp call? Got whoring to do?

Jesus has called you here for a reason, harlot. I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

I think you're a bully, but it's okay since you do it in the name of Christ. I have faith that she is not a whore. I think she is a kind girl who just has a few wrong ideas about life. Like about gays, obviously God hates them. Even the Bible says so. Although I haven't been stalking he so I don't know if she is a whore. Would you happen to know exactly what she is doing?

[Redeemed Papist]

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I think you're a bully, but it's okay since you do it in the name of Christ. I have faith that she is not a whore. I think she is a kind girl who just has a few wrong ideas about life. Like about gays, obviously God hates them. Even the Bible says so. Although I haven't been stalking he so I don't know if she is a whore. Would you happen to know exactly what she is doing?

If the good Pastor's rebuke gets that wanton harlot back into the arms of Christ by submitting properly to a strong husband then it's worth all the whining. Let's face it, as things stand she's going to burn.

All this, "I had a thought in my head and I'm going to act like this is true and make God up inside my head as I'd like Him to be," nonsense is so much useless drivel.

God is either just something people make up inside their own heads to allay their fears about death and personal to us all or He is real and powerful and made us all as it says in the Bible and therefore worthy of worship!

Now get on your knees and remember your place. God tells you how to behave and you continue to spit in His face. Defending some crazy fag enabling gibbering female and disrespecting the Pastor who is inspired by the Holy Spirit as a True Christian is plain wrong and I think deep down you know it!

[Good Christian Woman]

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Your father obviously didn't beat you enough. You are more proof that we women don't have the same brains that God blessed man with.

[steva]

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If the good Pastor's rebuke gets that wanton harlot back into the arms of Christ by submitting properly to a strong husband then it's worth all the whining. Let's face it, as things stand she's going to burn.

All this, "I had a thought in my head and I'm going to act like this is true and make God up inside my head as I'd like Him to be," nonsense is so much useless drivel.

God is either just something people make up inside their own heads to allay their fears about death and personal to us all or He is real and powerful and made us all as it says in the Bible and therefore worthy of worship!

Now get on your knees and remember your place. God tells you how to behave and you continue to spit in His face. Defending some crazy fag enabling gibbering female and disrespecting the Pastor who is inspired by the Holy Spirit as a True Christian is plain wrong and I think deep down you know it!

Dear Pastor,

I think we might be having a misunderstanding. I fail to see how I have disrespected any Pastor. I even called him a Godly bully and said that he was doing good because he was a true Christian. I truly meant these words. There was no malice in any of my words. I think my problem is that I have a very direct personality, so that makes me be misunderstood like this often. And as for " I had a thought in my head and I'm going to act like this is true and make God up inside my head as I'd like Him to be", stuff referred to I have yet to say one thing that I cannot back up with Bible scripture. So I must believe in everything you believe. As for defending the girl, not ever girl who is misguided is a whore. She did not mention sex at all or even guys for that matter. So it was an unfair guess that she was a whore. Although she will burn in Hell because of her belief about gay people.

If I say I have a belief that is wrong, correct me by citing a Bible verse that tells me so. Otherwise I will be striving to follow in your footsteps.

in Christ,
Steva

[Savannah]

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Your father obviously didn't beat you enough. You are more proof that we women don't have the same brains that God blessed man with.

Heh, ya think you're so amazing, don't you?????

All LAndoverians= jackasses.

SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Faith_Machine]

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You are a mass of contradictions, Savannah:

You come here of your own free will, but then act as if you're being put-upon, just by being here and participating in the very conversation which you initiated.

That makes no sense at all!

Worse yet, you attack us for following the Bible to the letter, yet in the same breath, you state that the 1611 King James Bible is "complete with words of truth and perfection and the key to how people should live life."

Well, which is it, Missy? Is the Bible true, or is it not true? Because if it's true, then you have no choice but to agree with everything we say, as everything we say is 110% backed up by scripture.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Hey there, I'm Savannah Dawn. I'm your nice standard Christian girl. Maybe not in your terms, but only God can truly see who I am inside. Think what you like because it's alright with me. I can't say I'll take your advice, though.
snip. Or are we?

Honey u done lost me at "Hey Dare"
This here forum aint fo yo college thesus.
Its to say Hi and who you is no mo no less

[steva]

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Heh, ya think you're so amazing, don't you?????

All LAndoverians= jackasses.

SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry you had to deal with the uglier side of this site.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You are a mass of contradictions, Savannah:

You come here of your own free will, but then act as if you're being put-upon, just by being here and participating in the very conversation which you initiated.

That makes no sense at all!

Worse yet, you attack us for following the Bible to the letter, yet in the same breath, you state that the 1611 King James Bible is "complete with words of truth and perfection and the key to how people should live life."

Well, which is it, Missy? Is the Bible true, or is it not true? Because if it's true, then you have no choice but to agree with everything we say, as everything we say is 110% backed up by scripture.

She's a mess of contradictions because she's not a Christian and has never read the Bible.

She's heard a few stories from her Catholic "Father Feelgood" about how Jesus loves everybody, and how everybody who is nice to other people goes to Heaven, and how if they put out their stockings on Christmas Eve they will get goodies delivered by Jesus, who travels in a sleigh pulled by 12 tiny apostles.

As for "it" being "on", I think she was referring to her cycle.

[Faith_Machine]

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As for "it" being "on", I think she was referring to her cycle.

I was wondering what the heck she meant by that. Thank you for clarifying. I don't "get" so much of the slang these kids are into lately.

It's kind of sick for a young girl to get on the Internet and brag about having her period, don't you think?