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  • #1

    Hello, Everyone!

    Hello, Brothers and Sisters alike. I just wanted to create my own introduction thread, since that seems to be the common practice around these parts.

    I'll just start off by saying that I'm quite an ignorant fellow. Yes, I've read my King James Bible once, but I'm no Christian Scholar. So, if I make any errors in my posts, feel free to correct me.

    I personally prefer the King James Bible above all the other versions. The poetry, the language... everything about it is absolutely beautiful. And why shouldn't it be, since it's the Word of God, yes? Oh, my I am starting to ramble.

    Uh, so my favorite Bible verse, huh? I've got a good one. Proverbs 26:26 - "Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation". My favorite Bible book, however, is Revelations.

    Oh, one last thing... I read a few good Christian websites and blogs... here's my two favorites.
    Words of Comfort -- Ray Comfort's Blog
    http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/

    http://christwire.org/


    NOTE: Despite its name, Ray Comfort's blog is anything but Atheist. Just to be clear. And Christwire... well, definitely one of my favorite websites.

    Okay, that is quite enough for now. May the Peace of the Lord be with you.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello, Everyone!

    First of all, there's no book in the Bible entitled "Revelations."

    Secondly, Christwire is not a Christian Web site. It only pretends to be Christian, for the express purpose of lampooning Christians and their beliefs.

    I've seen some sick things in my life, but I have a hard time imagining anything sicker than that.

    Anyway, friend, what church do you attend, and how many times have you made your wife great with child?
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    • #3
      Re: Hello, Everyone!

      Originally posted by Lamprey View Post
      Hello, Brothers and Sisters alike. I just wanted to create my own introduction thread, since that seems to be the common practice around these parts.

      I'll just start off by saying that I'm quite an ignorant fellow. Yes, I've read my King James Bible once, but I'm no Christian Scholar. So, if I make any errors in my posts, feel free to correct me.

      I personally prefer the King James Bible above all the other versions. The poetry, the language... everything about it is absolutely beautiful. And why shouldn't it be, since it's the Word of God, yes? Oh, my I am starting to ramble.

      Uh, so my favorite Bible verse, huh? I've got a good one. Proverbs 26:26 - "Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation". My favorite Bible book, however, is Revelations.

      Oh, one last thing... I read a few good Christian websites and blogs... here's my two favorites.
      Words of Comfort -- Ray Comfort's Blog
      http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/

      http://christwire.org/


      NOTE: Despite its name, Ray Comfort's blog is anything but Atheist. Just to be clear. And Christwire... well, definitely one of my favorite websites.

      Okay, that is quite enough for now. May the Peace of the Lord be with you.
      Christwire is a disgusting website that has tried to spread lies about the good people at Landover Baptist. I thank God every day that I found Landover first so that I could follow the path of a True Christian™. I even heard somewhere that they're not even really Christians, but homosexual atheist satanists who are trying to mock Christianity.

      What a glory it will be to see them burn from the right hand of Jesus.
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      Deuteronomy 31:6
      Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, Everyone!

        Dear Friend,

        Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
        Christwire is a disgusting website...I even heard somewhere that they're not even really Christians, but homosexual atheist satanists who are trying to mock Christianity.
        Diabolical!

        Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
        Psalm 5:6

        You can tell who the real Christians are by their fidelity to Scripture.

        Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:

        And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
        1 John 4:2-3.

        Yours in Him,
        BAB

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, Everyone!

          I just looked at that Christwire site and I would have cried if I were less manly. What a dreadful thing to see people setting up such a transparent vehicle for hatred of the Lord. It's like a recruiting ground for cynical atheists.

          Dreadful!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, Everyone!

            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
            Dear Friend,



            Diabolical!


            Psalm 5:6

            You can tell who the real Christians are by their fidelity to Scripture.


            1 John 4:2-3.

            Yours in Him,
            BAB
            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            I just looked at that Christwire site and I would have cried if I were less manly. What a dreadful thing to see people setting up such a transparent vehicle for hatred of the Lord. It's like a recruiting ground for cynical atheists.

            Dreadful!
            Any friend of Christwire is an enemy of God.
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            Deuteronomy 31:6
            Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello, Everyone!

              Maybe our new friend needs to stop pretending to be a parasitic fish that looks like something out of an H P Lovecraft novella:


              Lampreys are no doubt a creation of Satan.

              Stop "lampreying" and start praying, boyo!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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