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  • #16
    Re: hello!

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Really? How interesting. What part of Texas?
    close to benjamin (its on route 82)
    determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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    • #17
      Re: hello!

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      I don't know many Texans who use the British spelling of "favorite."

      Is there anything you want to tell us, friend? Things will go a lot better for you if you choose to reveal that truth yourself, as opposed to making our Department of Faith ferret it out.
      please dont get the department of faith involved! I was homeschooled so my spelling can be a bit off from time to time, but thats better than getting a non-God approved education
      determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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      • #18
        Re: hello!

        Originally posted by georgia View Post
        close to benjamin (its on route 82)
        What is the name of the favorite convenience store in Benjamin?
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • #19
          Re: hello!

          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
          What is the name of the favorite convenience store in Benjamin?
          population of 250, theres only one its called the cornerstore... if youll excuse my curiosity I know its unladylike but why all the questions about texas? are you also a native texan?
          determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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          • #20
            Re: hello!

            Do you know Herman Krebsbach? Lifelong bachelor, used to teach women's PE at the high school in Wichita Falls? If he's still living in Benjamin, you should ask him about his Bible-based cooking lessons. All his recipes are right out of the Old Testament!
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            • #21
              Re: hello!

              Dear Faith_Machine.

              You are so cleaver and know everybody, and you are also helpfull, i hope when i am one day no unsaved trash that i will be able to call you "friend"

              Do you by chance know where to get hold on them recipes? Then i will have my wife to make some bible food for me

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              • #22
                Re: hello!

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Do you know Herman Krebsbach? Lifelong bachelor, used to teach women's PE at the high school in Wichita Falls? If he's still living in Benjamin, you should ask him about his Bible-based cooking lessons. All his recipes are right out of the Old Testament!
                Really? Ive heard the name, they sound perfect for a woman like me. as soon as I escaped the hell whole they call australia I will ask for you. also I was wondering while I have your attention how I can upgrade from unsaved trash? I want to post threads on how to properly raise Christian children and perhaps write an article on inteligent falling (as oposed to the athiest propoaganda of gravity).

                edit: asked a friend herman died in 1993 apparently. tragic I would have loved those recipes
                determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                • #23
                  Re: hello!

                  Originally posted by georgia View Post
                  I want to post threads on how to properly raise Christian children and perhaps write an article on inteligent falling (as oposed to the athiest propoaganda of gravity).
                  Please post your article on intelligent falling for peer review by Landover's True Christian™ scientists. Feel free to post it in this thread. Should you pass the peer review it can be made a thread in the appropriate forum.

                  I, for one, am in an agony of expectation.

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                  • #24
                    Re: hello!

                    Athiests are quite well known for their tricksy science which they manipulate to support an evidenceless claim. such crazy athiest "scientific" theories include evolution, round earth and claims that the earth is over 10,000 years old! contradicting the Bible on numerous counts
                    Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”
                    Isaiah 40:22 "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth"
                    however a similar ridiculous claim which is often overlooked is the theory of gravity. In three simple steps I can disprove the theory of gravity, and Im a housewife with no education!

                    1. ITS A THEORY
                    a theory is when mormonic scientists many whom are both gay and athiest cannot come up for any evidence to prove it happens. all theories are athiest garbage
                    2.THE THEORY OF GRAVITY CONTRADICTS THE EARTH THEORIES MADE BY DARK AGE SCHOLARS
                    the theory of gravity says we should all be pulled towards the centre of the world but this could only be true if the earth was a ball shape, which has been disproved by Christian theologists again and again.
                    3.BALLOONS DONT FALL
                    why do people fall and apples fall but not balloons. its simple. rather than the earth pulling us towards it, God is pushing us away from heaven along with evil things like apples but leaving harmless things like balloons. (see diagram above for reference)

                    feel stupid now atheists?
                    you should get used to it,
                    georgia washington.
                    determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                    • #25
                      Re: hello!

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      Please post your article on intelligent falling for peer review by Landover's True Christian™ scientists. Feel free to post it in this thread. Should you pass the peer review it can be made a thread in the appropriate forum.

                      I, for one, am in an agony of expectation.
                      do you approve?
                      determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                      • #26
                        Re: hello!

                        Originally posted by georgia View Post
                        do you approve?
                        I'm not a True Christian(tm) scientist, unfortunately, so I'll have to wait until my more learned brethren weigh in to be sure, but your logic appears flawless.

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                        • #27
                          Re: hello!

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          I'm not a True Christian™ scientist, unfortunately, so I'll have to wait until my more learned brethren weigh in to be sure, but your logic appears flawless.
                          ooh yay I cant wait
                          determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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                          • #28
                            Re: hello!

                            Originally posted by georgia View Post
                            do you approve?
                            I was hoping for something a bit more . . . scholarly.

                            Or at least spell-checked.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #29
                              Re: hello!

                              Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
                              Dear Faith_Machine.

                              You are so cleaver and know everybody, and you are also helpfull, i hope when i am one day no unsaved trash that i will be able to call you "friend"

                              Do you by chance know where to get hold on them recipes? Then i will have my wife to make some bible food for me
                              Well friend, you can already call me a friend!

                              I can't vouch for their complete authenticity, but here are some of my favorite Old Testament dinner recipes.

                              And for dessert, I like to serve delicious Bible Cakes!
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                              • #30
                                Re: hello!

                                Georgia, that is very compelling research you've begun. I don't normally see much need for women to get a lot of schooling, but I think it would be a grand thing for you to take correspondence courses and earn a degree from a good creationist university, as long as doing so didn't distract you too much from your child-rearing duties.
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