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  • #1

    Hello :)

    I am new on this site. I go to the Baptist church that is right down the street. My favorite bible verse is 2 Kings 2:24. I was born in the light, and have been a perfect wife to my husband for 5 years. I am a Christian and wish others great luck in finding their salvation <3
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Sister Cathia View Post
    I am new on this site. I go to the Baptist church that is right down the street. My favorite bible verse is 2 Kings 2:24. I was born in the light, and have been a perfect wife to my husband for 5 years. I am a true Christian and wish others great luck in finding their salvation <3
    Hello Cathia,

    How many sons have you delivered as Soldiers for Christ?

    I am also a big fan of 2 Kings 2:24...it shows one of the glorious outcomes of little brats making fun of someone's appearance.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      When did you die? I see you claim to be in Heaven. Tell me, where in the Bible does it say you would be accepted?

      My Bible (the KJV) Says:
      John 3:5
      Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Sister Cathia View Post
        I am new on this site. I go to the Baptist church that is right down the street. My favorite bible verse is 2 Kings 2:24. I was born in the light, and have been a perfect wife to my husband for 5 years. I am a Christian and wish others great luck in finding their salvation <3
        Who's sister are you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Sister Cathia View Post
          I go to the Baptist church that is right down the street.
          You're being kind of vague. Unless you tell us, specifically, which street in Heaven you live on, we won't be able to figure out which church you attend.
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Hello Cathia,

            How many sons have you delivered as Soldiers for Christ?

            I am also a big fan of 2 Kings 2:24...it shows one of the glorious outcomes of little brats making fun of someone's appearance.



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            I have 5 heterosexual young men that are growing up quite well. I gave birth to another boy, however, I will never call him my son for he decided to turn to satan by preferring men to sleep with rather than women. We tried to turn him back to god, but he ran away and I say good riddance.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              How come you did not stone him to death?

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

              Did the secular law get in your way?

              The love of Jesus is upon me!
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                Did the secular law get in your way?

                The love of Jesus is upon me!
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                Doesn't it always?

                Jesus will be here soon.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                  How come you did not stone him to death?

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  Did the secular law get in your way?

                  The love of Jesus is upon me!
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                  Unfortunately, yes it did. I will not worry about it though. He will burn in hell for eternity for his actions.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    That's the best thing about being a True Christian(tm) (apart from knowing that in heaven I will be able to praise Jeaus to his face for ever, without pause):

                    Noing that we are right.

                    Jesu has layer his gentle Touch upon me.
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                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                      That's the best thing about being a True Christian™ (apart from knowing that in heaven I will be able to praise Jeaus to his face for ever, without pause):

                      Noing that we are right.

                      Jesu has layer his gentle Touch upon me.
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                      Ummm....Larni, I don't see that you are a True Christian. You are a Forum Member, and until God and our pastors deem you worthy, your entrance into Heaven is not assured. Sorry to be so blunt, but it's in the Bible.
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        That's the problem with the interwebs: my wistful aspirational tone did not carry. I should have been more clear in my posting and will be from now on.

                        Job 33:3 My words shall be of the uprightness of my heart: and my lips shall utter knowledge clearly

                        But I accept the rebuke with a glad heart : and live in hope that one day my status will change

                        Psalm 16:9 Therefore my heart is glad, and my glory rejoiceth: my flesh also shall rest in hope
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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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