[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Matthew_K]

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Pastor Ezekiel - Did I say something that was disrespectful? If I did, I'll apologize again. As I've said, offending or disrespecting anyone was the last thing I had intended to do.

[Jedediah]

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I feel as though the existing animosity towards me for having been an Atheist would be upon me forever...Sorry if it comes off as rude, but its just the impression I've gotten from the replies.

Not at all, friend. We're simply scourging and chastening you because we love you, in accordance with God's Word.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Once you truly accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior, your sins are wiped clean! Being reborn of seed incorruptible (I Peter 1:23), your ways will forever be beyond reproach.

Let me tell you the story of a lost young man. Always an effeminate boy, he left a broken home at 18 to "find himself" on the midwest truck stop circuit. Quickly gaining notoriety as the I-35 "power bottom" with the hungriest butt, he began turning tricks and appearing in low-budget gay porn films which required him to inject muscle relaxants and anesthetics directly into his sphincter so that he could accommodate the sizeable objects being inserted into his rectum on a daily basis. Then one day there was a loud 'POP' and he lost consciousness. He awoke alone in the bathroom of the trailer where the truckers were filming in a pool of blood, feces and yellow bile, unable to get back on his feet. He had blown out his O-ring. He had hit rock bottom.

That young man is me, thirteen years ago. Then on October 16, 1998, at 2:34 in the afternoon, I gave my life over to Jesus and accepted Him as my personal LORD and Savior, and I have never looked back. I called up the first Independent Baptist Church I found in the phonebook, and one of the younger Pastors from Landover came to pick me up and get me enrolled in their Ex-Gay© treatment program. Today, I am a happily married True Christian™ with a wife and five sons, walking upright in righteousness and perfection.

Son, it's not too late to turn your life around and get right with Jesus. My family and I will pray for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello.

Hey, there.... as of right now I am an atheist.
Pardon any misspellings, I am on my phone.


--Matthew

Pastor Ezekiel - Did I say something that was disrespectful? If I did, I'll apologize again. As I've said, offending or disrespecting anyone was the last thing I had intended to do.

Being an atheist is about as offensive as you can get. It enrages Jesus to no end.

And how rude! Posting while on the phone!? And using your rudeness as an excuse for butchering God's favorite language (AMERICAN!)!?

[Matthew_K]

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What I meant was, was there something I said that caused your post about the forum rules?

And I know it isn't an excuse, but I was on the ride home from visiting family quite a distance away, and my phone was the only was to access this forum and communicate my questions and concerns. Still getting used to the phone, the 'autocorrect' function is sometimes off, and not being familiar with the keyboard can leave me with quite a few misspellings and typos

[Matthew_K]

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only way*, I meant to say. Spell checking is a habit I'm going to have to adopt.

[Voll_EQ]

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What I meant was, was there something I said that caused your post about the forum rules?

If you bothered to read other welcomes posts, you would know that Pastor Ezekiel alwayes tells everybody of them rules, then you wont be able later to say "Ohhh i dident knew that"

[Humongous]

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well, hi, Matt the Ewok, and welcome to these here Godly forums.

Ewoks aint athiests. they worship that homer robit, C3peelio! Which means they is all idolers! Enjoy your eternity in Hell.

YiC,
Lori H

[Bob4God]

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I realize you may already dislike me for being what I am, so I apologize if I'm offending you by being here. Being atheist doesn't make me stupid, like it seeMs you're implying... as I've said, I've been poorly educated in the subject of Christ, or religio itself. Again, I apologize about any typos or misspellings.

Actually, the Bible says being an atheist does make you stupid and worthless.

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. -Psalm 14:1

Even illiterate tribal darkies lost in the jungles of Africa make up their own gods and superstition to explain the world, before they are enlightened by our ministers.

You are a much more privileged person living in a modern country where you've learned to read and write, and yet you haven't got a single god, despite being surrounded by Christians whom you must have been ignoring all these years.

That is why atheists are considered the dumbest people alive.

[Ramika]

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Matthew....

Galatians 6:7 - Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Please, tell me. If there were no God, how did we get here? How did the green grass and blue oceans ever come to be?
All you have to do is look around you to see proof of God's existence.
If you don't see God when you look at the beauty of earth and mankind, what do you see?

Yours in Prayer,

Kimberly