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  • Wizards are evil
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    • Dec 2011
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    Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

    Recent developments inside the large Hadron collider may have proved Einsteins theory of relativity wrong as a quark has exceeded the speed of light which is theoretically impossible. However there has been no real correlation proved as of yet however!!
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    • Wizards are evil
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      Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

      What do YOU think??

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
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          Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

          I know the drooling retard Hawkings, but who is Einstein? Some joo?



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

              We have no need for such ridiculous superstitions. Jesus is the true God particle:

              Col. 1:17: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Wizards are evil
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                  • Dec 2011
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                  Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  I know the drooling retard Hawkings, but who is Einstein? Some joo?



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  HaHa YOU TOTAL FAIL YOU SPELT JEW WRONG!!!! THE MOST SIMPLE SPELLING EVER!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                  Oh and Einstein isn't just some Jew!! He's the smartest man who ever lived, closely followed by Stephen Hawking who is soooo smart!!

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251
                      #6
                      Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                      Originally posted by Wizards are evil View Post
                      HaHa YOU TOTAL FAIL YOU SPELT JEW WRONG!!!! THE MOST SIMPLE SPELLING EVER!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                      Oh and Einstein isn't just some Jew!! He's the smartest man who ever lived, closely followed by Stephen Hawking who is soooo smart!!
                      If Hawkins is so smart, why can't he keep his spit in his mouth? My next door neighbor got brain damage from snorting freon and now he's about as dumb as a carton of butter knives, but even he doesn't drool on himself.



                      YiC,

                      Zech
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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
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                          Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                          Originally posted by Wizards are evil View Post
                          HaHa YOU TOTAL FAIL YOU SPELT JEW WRONG!!!! THE MOST SIMPLE SPELLING EVER!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                          Oh and Einstein isn't just some Jew!! He's the smartest man who ever lived, closely followed by Stephen Hawking who is soooo smart!!
                          Dear friend:

                          You are now on moderation, meaning that a pastor must approve every further post that you make. Your posting privileges will be restored once you demonstrate that you can use them without adult supervision. Thank you for your kind attention, and have a blessed day.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                              • May 2008
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                              Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                              Originally posted by Wizards are evil View Post
                              Oh and Einstein isn't just some Jew!! He's the smartest man who ever lived, closely followed by Stephen Hawking who is soooo smart!!
                              Apparently, if Einstein was wrong, he wasn't the smartest man who ever lived.

                              And thank you for sharing with us stories of the wonders of God's Creation. It is amazingly complex, isn't it?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Redeemed Papist
                                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jul 2011
                                  • 10409
                                  #9
                                  Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                                  Wow! That Wizard bloke turned out to be a lame troll. Who could tell?
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                                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                  The truth about volcanos
                                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
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                                      Re: Einsteins thory of relativity, disproven??

                                      Demonism doesn't become legitimate just because someone voted on it.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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