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  • #1

    Help me please

    Sorry for bothering you my friends , but someone that goes by the name of Pastor Ezekiel is sustracting me points and sending me hate MPs because

    "Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

    Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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    Offering "blessings" to avowed satanists? "

    "I dont know why my last post in this thread received an infraction

    I just said " God Bless you all" and then someone extracted me some point things i dont understand because i said that , telling me i was some kind of satanic creature because i said that

    because it seems that i cannot private messenge him because of my lack of points , can someone tell me what exactly did i do wrong ?"

    This was what i posted in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=828380

    I really dont know whats wrong with him but i feel really offended , im here to ask things to maintain my son near Jesus without straying him from the human world .
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  • #2
    Re: Help me please

    That's your introduction, punk?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Help me please

      Im sorry but it was the only way to defend myself

      Sorry for not introducing me but i think you are too aggressive against me and i deserve an apology for this

      I might not know you , but your parents would be disappointed with your behavior , young fella

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      • #4
        Re: Help me please

        Originally posted by neozigma View Post
        Im sorry but it was the only way to defend myself

        Sorry for not introducing me but i think you are too aggressive against me and i deserve an apology for this

        I might not know you , but your parents would be disappointed with your behavior , young fella
        If Pastor Zeke wasn't watching, I would lay a Godly beating on you. Why don't you thank him right now for being the voice of restraint and forgiveness?
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        • #5
          Re: Help me please

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          If Pastor Zeke wasn't watching, I would lay a Godly beating on you. Why don't you thank him right now for being the voice of restraint and forgiveness?
          Nonsense. Pastor Zeke loves to watch.

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          • #6
            Re: Help me please

            Originally posted by neozigma View Post
            Im sorry but it was the only way to defend myself

            Sorry for not introducing me but i think you are too aggressive against me and i deserve an apology for this

            I might not know you , but your parents would be disappointed with your behavior , young fella
            I'm happy to help you!

            Did you see the header at the top of the page, child?

            UNSAVED PANSIES UNWELCOME.

            This means you.

            Bugger off. Nobody here cares one whit about your whinging, you pathetic little God-mocking pansy.

            Go away. Problem solved.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Help me please

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

              Go away. Problem solved.
              But if he goes, he might not come to know Jesus!
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              • #8
                Re: Help me please

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                But if he goes, he might not come to know Jesus!
                It's a he?

                Men don't usually whine about their 'feelings being hurt'.

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                • #9
                  Re: Help me please

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  But if he goes, he might not come to know Jesus!
                  I don't think she wants to. She wants to complain until someone pats her on the head and snuggles her.

                  Maybe she should get a puppy.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Help me please

                    well, I think you need to get right with Christ, Neoz.
                    Genesis 1:24
                    And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Help me please

                      Originally posted by neozigma View Post
                      Im sorry but it was the only way to defend myself

                      Sorry for not introducing me but i think you are too aggressive against me and i deserve an apology for this

                      I might not know you , but your parents would be disappointed with your behavior , young fella
                      If you weren't being a hateful blend of secular fool and insipid false Christian all over the place you wouldn't be being punished. Grow a pair for Jesus.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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