[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

You aren't Christian, are you. You certainly haven't studied the Holy Bible.

How can you hate evil, when God created it?

Lord God,

I beseech thee,

to show this person who said this to me and I,

the error of our ways.

amen

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

So what you're saying is that Jesus is going to do the right thing, so you don't have to.

Well pal, I also have faith that Jesus is going to do the right thing. In your case, that means casting you into Hell.

Lord Jesus the Christ,

I petition thee to grant me this request.

I request that if you are going to cast me into hell, to take all the blessings that God your Father has given to me and give them all to this person who has the screen name on this web site; Faith_Machine

But Lord if he be deceived and wrong, and you are never going to cast me into hell as he has said.

Take all the blessings that God your Father has given to him, and give them to me.

amen.

The Lord giveth the Lord taketh away

blessed be the name of the Lord.

amen

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Need Your Advice

Lord Jesus the Christ,

I petition thee to grant me this request.

I request that if you are going to cast me into hell, to take all the blessings that God your Father has given to me and give them all to this person who has the screen name on this web site; Faith_Machine

But Lord if he be deceived and wrong, and you are never going to cast me into hell as he has said.

Take all the blessings that God your Father has given to him, and give them to me.

amen.

The Lord giveth the Lord taketh away

blessed be the name of the Lord.

amen

Lord God Father in Heaven,

My prayers are between You and me. Therefore, I do not feel the need to post them in a public forum.

Amen.

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

Lord God Father in Heaven,

My prayers are between You and me. Therefore, I do not feel the need to post them in a public forum.

Amen.

He told me to post it so as when your life changes right before your very eyes

You will know why.

That is more mercy than you gave me.

There is only 1 way out of what you have gotten yourself into.

We will watch and see if you know the way out.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Need Your Advice

He told me to post it so as when your life changes right before your very eyes

You will know why.

That is more mercy than you gave me.

There is only 1 way out of what you have gotten yourself into.

We will watch and see if you know the way out.

Why are you here, friend? We're here to praise Jesus!

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

Why are you here, friend? We're here to praise Jesus!

Lord Jesus the Christ,

I beseech thee and petition thee in the name of thy Father and God.

Correct me in all your Mercy and all your Truth, of all errors and flaws and faults that any of these True Christians see or find or even think that I have in my heart, my mind, my soul, my spirit, and my life. And my Lord, If I have left anything out whatsoever, please add it for me. Thank you my Lord and Redeemer.

amen

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Need Your Advice

Lord Jesus the Christ,

I beseech thee and petition thee in the name of thy Father and God.

Correct me in all your Mercy and all your Truth, of all errors and flaws and faults that any of these True Christians see or find or even think that I have in my heart, my mind, my soul, my spirit, and my life. And my Lord, If I have left anything out whatsoever, please add it for me. Thank you my Lord and Redeemer.

amen

This isn't a prayer closet forum.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. (Matthew 6:6)

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

This isn't a prayer closet forum.

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. (Matthew 6:6)

Thank you Lord Jesus the Christ

for delivering us from our own sins.

And delivering us out of the hands of the wicked ones and evil.

Thank you for exalting us above yours and our adversaries and enemies.

AMEN

[Didymus Much]

Re: Need Your Advice

...completely inappropriate public prayer snipped...

I think Sister Mary was trying to drop a subtle hint that you should read your Bible more:

Matthew 6:5 "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

Victory in Jesus

Victory in Jesus

I know he loves me so

I see the devil

down below.

Victory in Jesus

Victory in Jesus

I know he loves me so.

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

I think Sister Mary was trying to drop a subtle hint that you should read your Bible more:

Matthew 6:5 "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

This is very good reading material;

And God, which knoweth the hearts, bare them witness, giving them the Holy Ghost, even as he did unto us;

And put no difference between us and them, purifying their hearts by faith.

Now therefore why tempt ye God, to put a yoke upon the neck of the disciples, which neither our fathers nor we were able to bear?

But we believe that through the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ we shall be saved, even as they.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Need Your Advice

Victory in Jesus

Victory in Jesus

I know he loves me so

I see the devil

down below.

Victory in Jesus

Victory in Jesus

I know he loves me so.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,

Please guide us in dealing with this false Christian fool. This corrupt coward that hides his Interweb location. This foul God-mocker that visits Your forum just briefly enough to post that he pretends to love You, and then flees like a thief in the night.

Should it be banished to eternal hellfire in Your name? Is there a redeeming quality that we do not yet see? Is it simple pond scum that cannot be saved?

We await your guidance, dear Jesus.

In Your Heavenly name.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Need Your Advice

Is this Reformed Heathen lampooning fluffy bunny Christians to mock them?

[UnReformedHeathen]

Re: Need Your Advice

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,

Please guide us in dealing with this false Christian fool. This corrupt coward that hides his Interweb location. This foul God-mocker that visits Your forum just briefly enough to post that he pretends to love You, and then flees like a thief in the night.

Should it be banished to eternal hellfire in Your name? Is there a redeeming quality that we do not yet see? Is it simple pond scum that cannot be saved?

We await your guidance, dear Jesus.

In Your Heavenly name.

He said that you do not have to wait for His guidance. Open your bible.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Need Your Advice

He said that you do not have to wait for His guidance. Open your bible.

Scripture or STFU, thanks.