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  • Hello freinds!

    Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Micheal Gordon freinds of the lord call me Mike . This forum looks like the hand of God is at work, I like it! Can't wait to share ideas about spreading the love of the lord and how to better serve his will.

    I found this forum while searching for ways to discipline my wife. The folks at the supermarket told her she needed to get away from me (AND JESUS!) because of the marks that were left from showing her the lords will.

    I am sure these forums will help me cope with this problem, the devil seems to be hard at work on my wife and I am plum tired of dealing with the sinners whispering in her ear!

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    Re: Hello freinds!

    How come you don't know how to spell Michael?
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    • #3
      Re: Hello freinds!

      What does the mis-mash of letters in your username stand for?

      Also, what church do you attend?

      Favorite Bible verse?
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      • #4
        Re: Hello freinds!

        The Michael thing was a typo

        The mishmash of letters are the initials of those closest to me.

        I host a small congregation with a revolving cast of folks speaking the good word. As well as attend West Side Baptist Church. Although I must admit I don't agree with some of the Westside's veiws which seem a little lax for my taste. I am looking for a church with a stronger "word for word view" of the Bible.

        I couldn't pick a favorite bible verse. but a few come to mind

        "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)



        "A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Ecclesiastes. 26:14-15)

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          Re: Hello freinds!

          You have a friend whose name begins with "u"?
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            Re: Hello freinds!

            Originally posted by WWJDIFUSIIHB? View Post
            Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Micheal Gordon freinds of the lord call me Mike . This forum looks like the hand of God is at work, I like it! Can't wait to share ideas about spreading the love of the lord and how to better serve his will.
            You can't be all that good of a "freind" to the Lord if you're not willing to capitalize His name.

            Also, we are not interested in your ideas. All of our ideas come straight out of the Bible. Where do you get yours?
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              Re: Hello freinds!

              Originally posted by WWJDIFUSIIHB? View Post
              The Michael thing was a typo

              The mishmash of letters are the initials of those closest to me.

              I host a small congregation with a revolving cast of folks speaking the good word. As well as attend West Side Baptist Church. Although I must admit I don't agree with some of the Westside's veiws which seem a little lax for my taste. I am looking for a church with a stronger "word for word view" of the Bible.

              I couldn't pick a favorite bible verse. but a few come to mind

              "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)



              "A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Ecclesiastes. 26:14-15)
              "I found this forum while searching for ways to discipline my wife. The folks at the supermarket told her she needed to get away from me (AND JESUS!) because of the marks that were left from showing her the lords will.

              I am sure these forums will help me cope with this problem, the devil seems to be hard at work on my wife and I am plum tired of dealing with the sinners whispering in her ear! "


              You are clearly a false Christians coming here to say you beat your wife and using verbal phrases from the bible to think Jesus justifies this and to try and make us be angered by using such verses? To hell you go you deceiver i will watch from the lords alter as your body is bound by demons who rape and beat you.Also throw your wife in there too for going against her husband.

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                Re: Hello freinds!

                Originally posted by GodsSun View Post
                You are clearly a false Christians coming here to say you beat your wife and using verbal phrases from the bible to think Jesus justifies this and to try and make us be angered by using such verses? To hell you go you deceiver i will watch from the lords alter as your body is bound by demons who rape and beat you.Also throw your wife in there too for going against her husband.
                So half an hour ago your were a pagan sun worshipper. 20 minutes ago you were a sodomite. Now you are a confused 'christian'.

                Acts 19:32 Some therefore cried one thing, and some another: for the assembly was confused and the more part knew not wherefore they were come together.


                YIC

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  So half an hour ago your were a pagan sun worshipper. 20 minutes ago you were a sodomite. Now you are a confused 'christian'.

                  Acts 19:32 Some therefore cried one thing, and some another: for the assembly was confused and the more part knew not wherefore they were come together.

                  YIC

                  Jack
                  Brother Jack, I understand that the AIDS will ravage the mind, and that appears to be the case here.

                  Sad.



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                    Re: Hello freinds!

                    Originally posted by GodsSun View Post
                    "I found this forum while searching for ways to discipline my wife. The folks at the supermarket told her she needed to get away from me (AND JESUS!) because of the marks that were left from showing her the lords will.

                    I am sure these forums will help me cope with this problem, the devil seems to be hard at work on my wife and I am plum tired of dealing with the sinners whispering in her ear! "


                    You are clearly a false Christians coming here to say you beat your wife and using verbal phrases from the bible to think Jesus justifies this and to try and make us be angered by using such verses? To hell you go you deceiver i will watch from the lords alter as your body is bound by demons who rape and beat you.Also throw your wife in there too for going against her husband.
                    You seem to be implying that Jesus is against hitting your wife. Could you please cite some scripture to back that up?
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                      Re: Hello freinds!

                      Originally posted by GodsSun View Post


                      You are clearly a false Christians coming here to say you beat your wife and using verbal phrases from the bible to think Jesus justifies this and to try and make us be angered by using such verses?

                      How dare you! I live my life in a wholesome manner and let the Bible be my guide. I need no justification from you or any man to discipline my wife.

                      I'm not sure which heathen Bible you read but my bible is clear on the fact that I need to discipline MY wife.

                      And how am I trying to "make you angered" by joining this forum and searching out ways to better serve the lord and abide by his scriptures?

                      I question whether you are truly a man of god and certainly would love to hear YOUR means of disciplining your wife.

                      Your probably a hippy who lets his wife lay with Negroes for kicks.

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                        Re: Hello freinds!

                        Originally posted by WWJDIFUSIIHB? View Post
                        How dare you! I live my life in a wholesome manner and let the Bible be my guide. I need no justification from you or any man to discipline my wife.

                        I'm not sure which heathen Bible you read but my bible is clear on the fact that I need to discipline MY wife.

                        And how am I trying to "make you angered" by joining this forum and searching out ways to better serve the lord and abide by his scriptures?

                        I question whether you are truly a man of god and certainly would love to hear YOUR means of disciplining your wife.

                        Your probably a hippy who lets his wife lay with Negroes for kicks.
                        You still haven't answered my question about your friend whose name begins with a "u."

                        Also: where are you in Georgia? I'm quite familiar with the area, and was in fact born there. Maybe we have some common friends (although I have no friends whose names begin with a "u").



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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello freinds!

                          Maybe he's a fan of fag author Upton Sinclair?
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                            Re: Hello freinds!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            You still haven't answered my question about your friend whose name begins with a "u."

                            Also: where are you in Georgia? I'm quite familiar with the area, and was in fact born there. Maybe we have some common friends (although I have no friends whose names begin with a "u").



                            YiC,

                            Zech

                            I guess I should have been a little more clear on my name...the U goes along with the S, I love my country.

                            I feel as though I am being attacked by both of you, can I ask the reason for the attack?

                            Zech, you speak of Georgia as if there are 24 people living here. Yall aren't exactly laying out the welcome mat and I fear you are asking my whereabouts for nefarious reasons.

                            I was only hoping for some support in the dire task of dealing out the lords will, and looking to speak with others about their experiences in hopes that I can better serve the lord.

                            If I am in the wrong place then I will certainly move along as I don't wish to fraternize with heathens......are you both indeed men of god?

                            Faith Machine....does your rainbow Avatar subconciously give a nod to the gays and sodomites of the world? Have you talked to anyone about this? You know living righteously isn't any good if you are secretly coveting the queer lifestyle right?

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                              Re: Hello freinds!

                              Originally posted by WWJDIFUSIIHB? View Post

                              Faith Machine....does your rainbow Avatar subconciously give a nod to the gays and sodomites of the world? Have you talked to anyone about this? You know living righteously isn't any good if you are secretly coveting the queer lifestyle right?
                              Ah, yes. Every time I hear this, I know I am dealing with the Biblically illiterate. The rainbow is a symbol of God's promise that He will never again use a flood to wipe out humanity. You'd know this if you read the Bible.

                              And if you're feeling attacked, maybe it's because some of us strongly suspect your username is an abbreviation for something very hurtful and mean, directed at our Lord.
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