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Hi my name Tiago (an apostle name in portuguese). I don't go to a church, i'm consider myself an agnostic. I would like to know your reasons for believing "in the Lord" so that's why i signed up. just try your best 
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Try my best to do what?Originally posted by TGZamb View PostHi my name Tiago (an apostle name in portuguese). I don't go to a church, i'm consider myself an agnostic. I would like to know your reasons for believing "in the Lord" so that's why i signed up. just try your best
Understand why you choose to be burned alive for all eternity in God's Lake of Fire instead of praising Him forever and ever?
I've never been able to understand that.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Try your best to convince me that i should undo my way of living and embrace the LordComment
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Jesus won't speak to you if you can't be bothered to listen - neither will we.
This isn't a show, we are not here to entertain you. Get a copy of the King James Bible 1611, read it and believe it whole-heartedly. Take your time as I know some of you porch-geese are a little illiterate in the English language. Only when you give up your ignorant ways and accept Jesus into your heart can we really have anything to offer you - except, well in your state now, you are going to burn.
believe it ALL or burn, son. Really that hard of a choice?
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Ok i'll find myself a copy and try to understand the word of Jesus. I can't make a fair judgment without reading. I his message will come to meComment
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That is a smart first move.Comment
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Hi friend. Welcome!
Would you like to share why you are agnostic?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Our friend is going to read his Bible and I think he'll find it pretty hard to stay sitting on the fence dithering after that!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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* i hope
sorry for the typo my american isn't so goodComment
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There are many ailments that Jesus will be able to cure you of should you choose to follow him.Originally posted by TGZamb View Post
Fags have been cured of their faggy ways, tards have had their demons removed from them, and so much more!
So fret not son, once you take Jesus truly into your heart, you too can be a True American at heart.Comment
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I'm agnostic because how can i be sure that is God that commands everything? Why not a green elf, or like some fake religions, a flying spaghetti monster? I need proof to believe that the King James Bible 1611 is the word of Jesus and he truly existsOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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Take a look at this little sermon by Pastor Ezekiel as to why the KJV 1611 is the only true Bible and the only true word of God.Originally posted by TGZamb View Post
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Well, for one thing, the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ is a historical fact. For another, prophecies in the Bible have come true. Also, the Bible talks about scientific discoveries not made for thousands of years.Originally posted by TGZamb View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Dear Smelly Foreign Scum;Originally posted by TGZamb View PostHi my name Tiago (an apostle name in portuguese). I don't go to a church, i'm consider myself an agnostic. I would like to know your reasons for believing "in the Lord" so that's why i signed up. just try your best
If God wanted you, He would have had you born in His favorite country (AMERICA!), but He didn't so take a hike. Unsaved NOT welcome!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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