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I stumbled upon this site and thought it would be a good idea to sign up and chat with some of you. I hope we soon become good friends.
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Ouch, i just noticed the user-title next to my name.
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Hello.
I too am new here.
Nice to meet you.
What communion are you from?
What is your most hated false religion?Comment
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In all honesty, my obsession with the Christian faith knows no bounds. I cannot tie myself down to one denomination while people are speaking the word of Jesus elsewhere. I must answer the Lord's call.Originally posted by Sloypir View Post
"False religion" is such a horrid term. The Lord's word is the only thing i consider religion, and nothing He says is false.Comment
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Ah. I agree.Originally posted by Ashton View Post
You have clearly been raised the right way.
I went to an all boys school, where we were taught nothing but religion.
I am now the most successful cattle cleaner in all of Texas, with franchises in other states, and now Australia.
My buildings in Wisconsin were destroyed by a single carbonated bear recently.
It was horrible.Comment
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Welcome aboard Ashton and Sloypir! How many sons do you all have between you?WARNING:
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Friend,Originally posted by Sloypir View Post
I'm curious to know how you've offended my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that he would send bears to smite your buildings?
Have you recently mocked a prophet, as did the ill-fated children in 2 Kings 2:23-24?
Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
YeshuaPeople killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10
Whose side do YOU want to be on?
Constantly Praying for Temperance
Proverbs 16:24
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I'm confused as to how a bear can be carbonated.WARNING:
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Ashton, welcome to God's forum. I joined earlier today, and I hope we can be buddies.Comment
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It's a tad early for you to be deciding who is welcome at GOD's forum.Originally posted by Mathew Morales View Post
You aren't even a member yet, you're still unsaved trash.sigpic
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You may wish to read the thread that you were supposed to read before posting.Originally posted by Ashton View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Sadly, Pastor, I've already been through that at length with it and it will not heed anyone.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Clearly god never wanted us to be buddies if these people deemed you unworthy of their website.Originally posted by Mathew Morales View PostComment
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