New here... Need help.

[Vagabond]

I am looking for help in any place I can, and an introduction seems ill-fitting for my "problem".
A friend of mine works at a library around here, and has kindly allowed me to use his email and one of the terminals for my research. Being homeless, my replies may be intermittent at best...

I thought a board with men of God could push me in the right direction.
Science has no true answers....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here... Need help.

I am looking for help in any place I can, and an introduction seems ill-fitting for my "problem".
A friend of mine works at a library around here, and has kindly allowed me to use his email and one of the terminals for my research. Being homeless, my replies may be intermittent at best...

I thought a board with men of God could push me in the right direction.
Science has no true answers....

How about if you stop wasting God's precious bandwidth and get on with your introduction? What is your name? What is your age? What is your religious background? What are your filthy and perverted sins? Spit it out, girl!

[James Hutchins]

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God does not want to hear about your problems young lady, He (and we) only want to know about your praise of His perfection. I would hope if you are sleeping in the periodical section that you may be using a KJV for a pillow. Try reading it and let us know what verse do you think most aptly describes how God cares about you.

[Vagabond]

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Alright, introduction. My name is Caleb Brenen. I was struck by a pickup truck on February 12th of last year, I don't know where... All I remember is awakening in a hospital, after being discharged I tried to piece everything together to no avail.
I have been seeking help due to the nature of my problem. It all started in July. I was sleeping by a sewer grate, relishing the warmth when a local preacher was giving a sermon to the destitute and disenfranchised. A few guys wearing all black began to harass him. The guy was always kind to us, the worthless scraps of a doomed human cesspit. The men began harassing him, smacking his bible to the ground, their pasty expressions locked in a sneer. I got up and warned them to stop, and one flashed some pagan symbol on a gold chain, chanting all the while.


I awakened the next day with blood spatters on my tattered coat, my knuckles shattered, and the preacher was thanking me, but praying for my salvation.
These events occur with increasing frequency, the blackouts followed by waking in strange areas. And I believe I may have killed someone. It always seems to happen around the dregs of society. The Mormons, the Muslim clans, pagan practitioners, and prostitutes.


That, is my introduction. As you can see, I am desperate. I have to go for the night, the librarian is getting flustered at my refusal to leave.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So what, you're a cripple?


Keep away if you are. I don't want to catch it off you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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So what, you're a cripple?


Keep away if you are. I don't want to catch it off you.

Amen, Pastor Zeke! We had the gimp ramps removed at my church so we don't catch the retard off the cripples.



YiC,

Zech

[Sledge Riprock]

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Alright, introduction. My name is Caleb Brenen. I was struck by a pickup truck on February 12th of last year, I don't know where... All I remember is awakening in a hospital, after being discharged I tried to piece everything together to no avail.
I have been seeking help due to the nature of my problem. It all started in July. I was sleeping by a sewer grate, relishing the warmth when a local preacher was giving a sermon to the destitute and disenfranchised. A few guys wearing all black began to harass him. The guy was always kind to us, the worthless scraps of a doomed human cesspit. The men began harassing him, smacking his bible to the ground, their pasty expressions locked in a sneer. I got up and warned them to stop, and one flashed some pagan symbol on a gold chain, chanting all the while.


I awakened the next day with blood spatters on my tattered coat, my knuckles shattered, and the preacher was thanking me, but praying for my salvation.
These events occur with increasing frequency, the blackouts followed by waking in strange areas. And I believe I may have killed someone. It always seems to happen around the dregs of society. The Mormons, the Muslim clans, pagan practitioners, and prostitutes.


That, is my introduction. As you can see, I am desperate. I have to go for the night, the librarian is getting flustered at my refusal to leave.

FRIEND, you are a Fellow Traveller! My LOT is as Yours! I have WANDERED and I have Mowed as you have! There are Evil Forces that vex me, and THEY VEX YOU!!! Do you have Blankets?

The Numbers do NOT lie! It is a Chip foretold! Are you a First Witness? Are you a Biter?

Do you have a Platform?

My truck is Mostly BLUE! It is A FORD! Glory!

The Center cannot hold, the spin begins to Wobble, and the Cupboard is BARE, but the Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want, for You are like ME! You're really like me! We can find The Way, you and I. Do you have Gas Money? No one Rides for Free, NO!!!

[Jamosai]

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well i'll probably get banned for this or called a satanist, but you can't catch cripple. it's a physical ailment caused by accident or birth defects, either way it's not transmittable, you should be willing to accept all people who are interested in Christianity regardless of any situation they're in. God loves everyone, even Lucifer. That's why he gave him Hell, because he wanted an area away from God

[Roberta]

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Jamosabi,

Perhaps you should read this article: "The village with no men: a community crippled by HIV/Aids" before you try to refudiate Pastor Zeke. Haven't you ever seen a homer swish by in his pink wheelchair?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...ds-761674.html

[James Hutchins]

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Ugh, another beggar. Friend, God only helps those that help themselves. The first step would be to set up a tithing schedule with the Church.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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well i'll probably get banned for this or called a satanist, but you can't catch cripple. it's a physical ailment caused by accident or birth defects, either way it's not transmittable,

Hmm, either that or Jesus made them that way, whether for punishment or amusement we can't be sure:

11And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

22He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

23Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

So yes, of course, Pastor Zeke is correct again. Color me shocked. And keep your blemishes to yourself!

you should be willing to accept all people who are interested in Christianity regardless of any situation they're in. God loves everyone, even Lucifer. That's why he gave him Hell, because he wanted an area away from God

Uhh, right. Which verse(s) state this? Or are you just making things up as you go along

[Redeemed Papist]

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well i'll probably get banned for this or called a satanist, but you can't catch cripple. it's a physical ailment caused by accident or birth defects, either way it's not transmittable, you should be willing to accept all people who are interested in Christianity regardless of any situation they're in. God loves everyone, even Lucifer. That's why he gave him Hell, because he wanted an area away from God

Every time I see a post starting with "I'll probably get banned for this" I see a wannabe rebel with an opinion so uncontroversial and lacking in oomph it makes me yearn for a good old fashioned unapologetic homer to rip into.

God loves everyone? Yeah right. That's why just about everyone including you is going to burn in Hell.

[WrongGwendolyn]

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You're homeless? Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. It must be tough out there. I'm still living with my parents, being only seventeen, so I can't help with getting you a house. But if you ever want to talk to anyone, I'm here.
And I'm saddened that the folks here are so disillusioned that they think you can catch being crippled. It's a physical ailment, not something you can catch, and especially not over the Internet.
I had a broken foot once, but that didn't mean everyone who came into contact with me also got a broken foot. Just keep looking, I'm sure you'll find a great job somewhere and be able to afford an apartment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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well i'll probably get banned for this or called a satanist, but you can't catch cripple. it's a physical ailment caused by accident or birth defects, either way it's not transmittable, you should be willing to accept all people who are interested in Christianity regardless of any situation they're in. God loves everyone, even Lucifer. That's why he gave him Hell, because he wanted an area away from God

Where does the Bible say that God "loves everybody?" Post the Scripture here, or apologize to Jesus.

[Vagabond]

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FRIEND, you are a Fellow Traveller! My LOT is as Yours! I have WANDERED and I have Mowed as you have! There are Evil Forces that vex me, and THEY VEX YOU!!! Do you have Blankets?

The Numbers do NOT lie! It is a Chip foretold! Are you a First Witness? Are you a Biter?

Do you have a Platform?

My truck is Mostly BLUE! It is A FORD! Glory!

The Center cannot hold, the spin begins to Wobble, and the Cupboard is BARE, but the Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want, for You are like ME! You're really like me! We can find The Way, you and I. Do you have Gas Money? No one Rides for Free, NO!!!

My dear friend, I do hope so... Though I believe that this path we follow forks, and woe to my soul should I walk the wrong tine.

As for the Good Lord helping those who help themselves, well I believe he may have nudged me. Walking down Freemont Street I came across a dove. I followed it to a small factory, and I saw the hiring add. Upon entering I was surprised to see the manager asking me to follow him on a tour.

By the end of the day he asked me to come to work on Monday.