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  • #166
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by jokie View Post
    HAHA yea just came back to let you know
    I have been searching your forums for illegal activities which i believe i have found in the for of child sex abuse and taken screen shots and most likely will be reporting to the FBI so i hope your cult gets closed down Good LUCK






    ps gods not real
    By all means report us. Be sure and tell them that you want us closed down because you got your panties in a wad over us practicing Christianity as the Bible commands.

    Enjoy hell, nancy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #167
      Re: hello

      Oh Jokie, I had such high hopes for you. The thought that you might turn yourself over to Jesus had my heart swelling with gladness. I even had the idea that one day, I might be able to fellowship with you in person, privately. But alas, it seems that Satan has hooks buried deeply in your soul. What a pity. I will miss you Jokie. God Bless you my dear boy.
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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      • #168
        Re: hello

        Your free to practice christianity all you want any way you want i don't care.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #169
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by jokie View Post
          Your free to practice christianity all you want any way you want i don't care.
          Then why are you trying to persecute us by reporting us to the FBI, who, apparently, have been unaware of our GODly forums until you, the hero of the story, took screenshots with the intent of reporting us?
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          The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
          - Proverbs 15:3

          CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


          CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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          • #170
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by jokie View Post
            Your free to practice christianity all you want any way you want i don't care.
            And yet Jesus keeps calling you back here.

            Won't you give Him a chance? I want to help rid you of all the demons living up in your rectum, boy. Drop to your knees NOW and beg Cjrist Jesus to accept you into His Kingdom. Let Him wash you clean with His sweet, sweet blood. You'll feel so much better!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #171
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by jokie View Post
              Your free to practice christianity all you want any way you want i don't care.
              And you're free to choose eternal damnation. To each is to own.
              Exodus 21:20-21

              20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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              • #172
                Re: hello

                I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

                Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #173
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by jokie View Post
                  I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

                  Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!
                  Yeah, sure.
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                  The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                  - Proverbs 15:3

                  CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                  CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                  • #174
                    Re: hello

                    currently reading genesis
                    And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #175
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!
                      Shout Glory!

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!
                      Whoa! Slow down there, pal. You have a loooong way to go before jumping on that prize.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #176
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by jokie View Post
                        currently reading genesis
                        And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
                        How did all that turn out for Abel?

                        What is the lesson in that incredible but true Bible story?
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                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                        • #177
                          Re: hello

                          I am sorry to see you leave friend. It is a shame the afffections of the Devil's talleywacker are greater than those of the Word of God(c).
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #178
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                            How did all that turn out for Abel?

                            What is the lesson in that incredible but true Bible story?
                            Abel was slain by his brother cain for jealously that God didn't respect his offering but did cains.

                            I think the lesson is not to envy what someone else has, but i maybe wrong as i am still fairly new to this.


                            sorry takes so long to respond....... 700 seconds is a long time
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • #179
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by jokie View Post
                              Abel was slain by his brother cain for jealously that God didn't respect his offering but did cains.

                              I think the lesson is not to envy what someone else has, but i maybe wrong as i am still fairly new to this.
                              The lesson is that if everybody simply obeyed GOD's laws and did what He said, nobody would get hurt. (Except people who don't obey GOD's laws.)
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                              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                              - Proverbs 15:3

                              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                              • #180
                                Re: hello

                                Originally posted by jokie View Post
                                I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

                                Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!
                                God hates you just the way you are. If you expect us to believe that the Lord Jesus Christ has touched you, confess your sins of homosexuality, drug use, fornication, masturbation, cannibalism. Without confessing your sins, it is impossible for you to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and you will end up in Hell, with all of the other AAAs (Atheist Anal Astronauts.)

                                Psalm 32:5

                                5I acknowledge my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the LORD; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah.
                                Exodus 21:20-21

                                20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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