[jokie]

Re: hello

interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

the Lords sword : I did confess my sins in a prior post.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal. Did they eat the others to stay healthy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Cool insults sir. I ask a question and you call me names LOL. Go harass someone else cause im having intelligent conversation with respectful people.

Its too bad i have to wait 700 seconds to respond to you.

I answered your questions. Quite clearly. With pictures, even.

Were the pictures too complex for you to comprehend?

And no, you're not having "intelligent conversation". You're asking every one of the standard, idiotic questions of the teenage atheist who thinks he's going to challenge our faith with his "brilliant insights" that have been asked here at least a dozen times a day, every day, for years.

But you'd have to read the site, and the Bible to know these things . . . and we've already determined that you are too lazy to do so.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

the Lords sword : I did confess my sins in a prior post.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal. Did they eat the others to stay healthy?

See!? You learn something new every day!

Keep reading!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hello

interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

If you read the Bible instead of masturbating to Internet porn, you would.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal.

Obviously, you thought wrong. Maybe you should read the Bible if you want to understand Bible stories, eh?

What does it mean? It means to take seven pairs of the ritually clean animals. Is that too complicated for you to understand?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

Oh HALLELUJAH!!!!

[VictoryOS]

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PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM!

It was just an hour or so ago that Jokie was a Hellbound heathen and now he has SEEN THE LIGHT!

Be sure to use the handy Bible in a Year section of the forum to help you with your questions.

[jokie]

Re: hello

If you read the Bible instead of masturbating to Internet porn, you would.

Just cause this is something you do or did doesn't mean its what everyone does.





Obviously, you thought wrong. Maybe you should read the Bible if you want to understand Bible stories, eh?

What does it mean? It means to take seven pairs of the ritually clean animals. Is that too complicated for you to understand?

WOW guy calm down! i am reading the bible right now, maybe i didn't understand a part and ask a question to better understand this great Book, yet you just start raging.
Thank for your help but i do not wish to speak to you, please let the other people here answer if i have questions about part of the Bible.

My friend Ezekiel please tell this man to keep his hate to himself.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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WOW guy calm down! i am reading the bible right now, maybe i didn't understand a part and ask a question to better understand this great Book, yet you just start raging.
Thank for your help but i do not wish to speak to you, please let the other people here answer if i have questions about part of the Bible.

My friend Ezekiel please tell this man to keep his hate to himself.

I'll believe you're reading the Bible when you consistently capitalize it.

It's God's Word, not some Nancy Drew mystery.

And try finishing a story before asking questions that are answered later in it, Okeedokee?

[The Lord's Sword]

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WOW guy calm down! i am reading the bible right now, maybe i didn't understand a part and ask a question to better understand this great Book, yet you just start raging.
Thank for your help but i do not wish to speak to you, please let the other people here answer if i have questions about part of the Bible.

My friend Ezekiel please tell this man to keep his hate to himself.

Respect your elders, boy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My friend Ezekiel please tell this man to keep his hate to himself.

That's PASTOR Ezekiel, pal. I didn't spend 18 months in Seminary School so that you could call me by my first name.

[jokie]

Re: hello

God didn't like that, so he sent some plagues to Egypt (it's a recurring theme in the bible)

Not capitalized, are you implying he didn't read the Bible?

My apologizes PASTOR EZEKIEL, may i use Pastor Ez or Pastor Zeke?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

Not capitalized, are you implying he didn't read the Bible?

My apologizes PASTOR EZEKIEL, may i use Pastor Ez or Pastor Zeke?

Pastor Ezekiel will do fine.

Where are you at in the Bible now?

[jokie]

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I just read chapter 12 i think i am going to call it quits for tonight. If i cant sleep i might resume.

Sorry would have responded sooner but had 431 seconds to wait out of 700.

Pastor Ezekiel could you kindly change the negative things in my name and location please, thanks. And how come my name is pink? What does that mean?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

I just read chapter 12 i think i am going to call it quits for tonight. If i cant sleep i might resume.

Sorry would have responded sooner but had 431 seconds to wait out of 700.

Pastor Ezekiel could you kindly change the negative things in my name and location please, thanks. And how come my name is pink? What does that mean?

Don't let Jesus and I down, boy.

[jokie]

Re: hello

Don't let Jesus and I down, boy.

You should be happy to know that i am on Genesis 25 at the moment. It is quite the read! And thank again for the changes.