[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hello

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like you think everyone who isnt you is.

I'm not Brother James, and he doesn't think I'M a Negro sodomite. I'm not sure what your point is here, but be respectful, this is our forum, not yours.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hello

I do no approve of or participate in anal sex.

Why? You're an atheist with no moral compass. Are you some sort of bigot?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello

No thanks james as i said im done with you. All you speak of are perverted acts of nigra sodomites?
You have a serious issue with butts and negros and i want no part of it.
Thank you that is quite interesting.
.... all the stuff that james constantly brings up.

Friend, I hear you silently screaming like a lamb at slaughter. I can assure you, I am no more attracted to the firm round taught rump of a nigra than I am at the thought of spending eternity in Hell. A lot of you kids only respond to tough love. I am only tryng to get you to nuzzle the bosom of Our Lord.
You would not be here if God, in His Divine Wisdom(tm) had not guided you here. I am not like a limp wristed demoncrat that gives up with the slightest resistance. I know to continue to push, to quench the cries of desperation and slog on with my tireless Love of Jesus. Won;t you please let me help you feel the Love of God within? Submit to Jesus friend. You know you want to.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

And you get the satisfaction that once again you failed to attempt to save someone, simply cause saying read the bibleread the bibleread the bible is so much easier and keeps your conscience clear.

This is how I see this situation:

You: "I want to learn to ride a bike."

True Cristian(tm): "you need to get on the bike and peddle: it will take a bit of time but I will be here to help you".

You: "I don't want to waste my time getting on the bike and peddling, I want to learn to ride a bike!"

True Christian(tm): "?"

Do you see, now?

YIC
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[James Hutchins]

Re: hello

I'm not Brother James, and he doesn't think I'M a Negro sodomite. I'm not sure what your point is here, but be respectful, this is our forum, not yours.

Quite right, Capt. Portway. You are perhaps one of the most masculine men I have ever had the distinction of interacting with. And you certainly are not a nigra.

I remember reading some play when in my college days, a phrase (I think it is a phrase) keeps popping in my head. I'll pull it out for all to see. Forgive me if I do not have it straight.
"Me thinks he doth protest too much"
Now, as memory serves, that meant that actually the exact opposite was meant Vs. what what said.

[jokie]

Re: hello

Why? You're an atheist with no moral compass. Are you some sort of bigot?

When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.

Now that you are all here you can gang up and start trying to insult me and twist my words and take things completely out of context. YAY for that. What happened to Mary and now Papist is done teaching me excellent quotes about such things and giants, dragons, and unicorns.....

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm still here, friend!

I'm quite busy, as I am running to and fro between the kitchen and other areas of the house where duty calls. You say you aren't and atheist and yet say you came here only to satisfy your curiosity. Why don't you tell us, what do you believe?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello

When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.
.....

I am glad you are not a nigra. Your diction is too distinct to of been anything but a non-nigra or an ex-nigra.

All we want to do is help you find Jesus. I think if you'll let us, you will find that a lot of things that on the surface, do not appear to pertain to you, will once you dig in a little.
You see son, there is nothing to be afraid of. This is all perfectly natural. We are not surprised in the least your apprehensions and nervousness. Learning about God and discovering the majesty of his Holiness is akin to the day you were deposited at your fathers feet from your mothers womb. Covered in the jisim of her Love. You have to admit, that was a terrific day. Wouldn't you like every day to be like that?

[Didymus Much]

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...And how long do you think it would take to read a 400000 page book??...

It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I bet you've read that.

...Oh i guess ill just do that for the next few years cause you know not like i have to work or anything...

2 books a day, take a little over an hour on average, and you'll be done in a month.

Seriously, if it was that hard, do you think the idiots here could have done it?

[Bill R. Briscoe]

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Mary, nor did i say i didn't want to be saved.....

I ask a simple question (what is the holy spirit?) and none of you answer, you just go off on random stuff about stuff i never said. How is that trying to save someone???????????????????

Back to your reading comprehension, i never said i wanted to be saved did i?
*snip*
Ok then ill just stop coming here and forget all this ever happened. And you get the satisfaction that once again you failed to attempt to save someone

You're under the assumption that we're wanting to save you. We use this forum to praise Almighty Christ Jesus, and welcome unsaved trash who are willing to cast the shackles of a sinful life and be Saved in the Blood of our Savior.

You come here uninvited and unwelcome, with the mindset of not wanting to be saved, and expect us to convince you to want to be saved? Your arrogance knows no bounds. We were all saved by reading all of the King James Bible, starting with Genesis 1:1 and ending with Revelation 22:20, and following His unerring Word. We recommend you read this life-changing book, and you throw it in our faces and demand we explain even the simplest passages to you? What makes you think we're going to respond with civility after your insubordination?

How about we take a look at your first few posts? That should bring some light as to why you are here, correct?

hi

Amazing. Simply breath-taking. Is that the introduction to "A Retards Telling of the Qu'ran"?

I did read that along with the noobs post and several other. I havent been to a church in a long long time and i have never read king james bible so i could not tell you my favorite quote. I just wanted to learn more and be educated by you people.

And here we are educating, and here you are spitting in Jesus and our faces.

I opened a random page and my eyes were immediately draw to
Mat 10:34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

The amount of insight you bring to this fantastic passage is not only awe-inspiring, but downright pathetic prophetic.

Dirty homers are gross.
There is no way a black man should be president.
In the kitchen making me food.

You make a racist statement, hoping we'll somehow admire or respect you for this?

LOL your kidding right?! I have read multiple post of racisim in this forum.

Ok i will search for them give me a few minutes. I dont recall the exact posts. But in every thread it seems to be completely filled with nothing but discrimination.

Then you turn around and act like spouting racism is discrimination. Which is it? Are you for or against racism? Why am I not surprised at the crumbling, inconsistent moral integrity of someone who has never read the Bible? I'm sure your cobbled together ethos suits you just fine for the limitations of your intellect, but that won't stop God from casting you into a lake of fire come judgement day.

2 Timothy 3:7-17
7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their's also was.
10But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
11Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
12Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
13But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
14But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
15And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
17That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.


Revelation 21:8
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Son, Jesus brought you here so that you may stand back in awe of your hedonistic, sloping brow world view. He wants you to see how to find Salvation, and discontinue your thoughts of sticking your willy in light sockets and newborn babies. Repent now, while you are in this moment of self reflection and "learning", and allow Jesus to come into you.

i dont know ANY facts about god or "true christianity"

This is the first step into gaining True Wisdom™. Humbling yourself before God, and admitting you have lived a life of utter failure up until this point. Drop that frivolous knowledge that you so poorly obtained in the first place, and find the sparkling white hot love of Jesus Christ!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hello

When did i say i was an atheist? So what you are saying is that everyone who isnt a true christian has to love anal sex? That is completely untrue.

JAMES: let me just clear something up for you. I am a WHITE MALE living in NORTHERN AMERICA. I am not a negro sodomite like I think everyone who isnt true christian like you is.*** fixed

I have no problem with you trying to help and i welcome it if you can keep stuff like that out of it as it does not not pertain to me.

Now that you are all here you can gang up and start trying to insult me and twist my words and take things completely out of context. YAY for that. What happened to Mary and now Papist is done teaching me excellent quotes about such things and giants, dragons, and unicorns.....

Friend, have you ever tried to grab a bar of soap in the bath? That's what it's like trying to grasp your soul. You are so used to people after your butt by telling you what you want to hear you don't see our loving rebukes for what they are. I say to you again: read the Bible.

[jokie]

Re: hello

It's shorter than Harry Potter, and I bet you've read that.



2 books a day, take a little over an hour on average, and you'll be done in a month.

Seriously, if it was that hard, do you think the idiots here could have done it?

I have never read any of the harry potter books. Your an atheist and believe in evolution according to your badges, why are you even here considering you think these people are idiots?

Bill how is saying we shouldn't have a negro president racist? We have never before now, and he is doing a terrible job. I mispoke about the racism, but the discrimination is completely true.

you don't see our loving rebukes for what they are.

I did not know loving rebukes were insults.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Jokie

You should not be a gay skater, because JESUS will send you to HELL.

You can still be a skater though, but not a gay one!






Tammi.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hello

...why are you even here considering you think these people are idiots?...

I realize how much influence the Bible has had on Western civilization, and came here to learn more about the Bible and True Christian(tm) thinking.

If you read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, you'll understand more of my motivations.

[jokie]

Re: hello

Hi Jokie

You should not be a gay skater, because JESUS will send you to HELL.

You can still be a skater though, but not a gay one!






Tammi.

HAHAHA why thank you, but i am not gay in any way shape or form. That was changed (im guessing by Ezekiel) because I got so mad at him that I had to resort to such childish things. I haven't skated for several years. I also changed my name lol.

I realize how much influence the Bible has had on Western civilization, and came here to learn more about the Bible and True Christian™ thinking.

If you read Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, you'll understand more of my motivations.

I just might have to do that.