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  • Re: hello

    Perhaps you missed my question upthread.

    What is it you do believe?

    It's often convenient to see what commonalities we have and go from there.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: hello

      Originally posted by jokie View Post
      I just might have to do that.
      It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
      He means this. This is why some of we True Christians™ are very knowledgeable about the false theories of science. We often know more about them than atheist ranters.

      We allow the atheist mocker because he is civil and amuses us with his conceits.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
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      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Re: hello

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Perhaps you missed my question upthread.

        What is it you do believe?

        It's often convenient to see what commonalities we have and go from there.

        Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

        That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

        Have i committed sins, you bet.

        I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          Originally posted by jokie View Post
          Bill how is saying we shouldn't have a negro president racist? We have never before now, and he is doing a terrible job. I mispoke about the racism, but the discrimination is completely true.
          Out of all of the things wrong with Obama, you selected the fact that he was black as the reason he should not have been elected. How is that not racism? You feel the color of his skin is more evil than his mooselimb communist agenda? That is just plain disgusting, sir. Your bigotry is abhorrent.

          Originally posted by jokie View Post
          Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.
          But you are going to Hell with the very people that commit those acts, so why separate the wheat from the chaff?
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          • Re: hello

            Originally posted by jokie View Post
            Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

            That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

            Have i committed sins, you bet.

            I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
            So you want to believe in a Jesus that's tailor made for your lifestyle...

            Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, the gay priest apologists and the women priest apologists and the... on and on it goes. All of them choosing a Jesus they made up and occasionally dusting him with a cosmetic sprinkle of bits of the Bible they find pretty.

            Why bother? Why not just make up any old nonsense like a pagan? It's pathetic. It's like you want a safety blanket of superstition to make sense of the stuff that the actual God is behind for reasons explained in the Bible.

            God hates this sort of thing and will burn you forever.

            Read the bible and one day you will love God in the same way I do and understand why it's important for True Christians(TM) to preach the actual word of God in the Bible.

            If you don't follow that then you may as well be an atheist.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: hello

              Originally posted by jokie View Post
              Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

              That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

              Have i committed sins, you bet.

              I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
              I'm glad you're not a gay Jokie.

              Pastor Zeke must've had a good reason to change you name, he's a really nice man!

              I hope you come back and learn to love JESUS as much as I do!







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              • Re: hello

                Originally posted by jokie View Post
                Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.
                Friend, the point here is, God is not half full or half empty. Either you beleive or you do not. You go to Heaven or to Hell. It is absolutely your choice. But there is no 'MediocreVille' for those fluffy bunnies that are half assed.
                Some 'sicence' is correct and those facts are verfied through the undeniable proofs provided by God in the Bible.

                That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.
                Friend, no one is insulting you. If you provide little facts about yourself, then people build on them, it is the nature God gave us. The only thing we can know with absolute assuredness are the facts contained in the Bible. Everyone knows God had it written and without Him, there would be no 'Us'.
                It does sadden me to know you do not flat out deny:
                anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on

                Have i committed sins, you bet.
                Of course you have. You have alluded to all sorts of depravity. We just wanto you to know Jesus died for those sins and has offered to wash you in His blood to remove them. Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me.

                I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
                Be sure to thank God for that food, friend.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: hello

                  Originally posted by jokie View Post
                  Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.
                  Opinions are like KJV Bibles, everybody's got one.
                  Exodus 21:20-21

                  20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                  • Re: hello

                    Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
                    Opinions are like KJV Bibles, everybody's got one.
                    Except opinions aren't infallible, unambiguous, inerrant and perfect.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: hello

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being.
                      Based on what? Please don't say your personal experiences because that's what Mormons use to catch their lackeys. We trust the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) because it's been proven true, time and again. We don't need to "feel" anything to know God is working in the world today. But we know He's working qua God, not some amorphous thing that's just beyond the reach of reason. He's way beyond that.

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.
                      You only believe what you see? Do you believe mechanics know how to fly an airplane bigger than the Landover Gas Pump-n-Go, or do you have to watch them fly it to know they can carry our pastors around safely and in blessed comfort? Or do you only believe things you don't see because they sound plausible? If you believe the earth is round and floating in space, do you believe it's spinning at, what, 1000mph or something like that? That doesn't sound plausible at all, not eve a little. But you believe it. I suspect it's because you trust the people who tell you, not because you've seen it yourself.

                      So what you really want is to know you can trust the Holy Bible as God's infallible Word, true to the last letter. Friend, the only way to do that is to read the whole thing, and believe, and become a True Christian™. The Holy Spirit will help you when you feel something is "off" and you will learn how to "live by faith, not by sight." (2 Corinthians 5:7) Let me tell you, friend, there is an amazing reality for those who open their eyes and read the Bible earnestly and faithfully. Don't skip anything, learn of the faithfulness of Jephthah and the glory of God speaking through Balaam's ass. Know the cunning theft of Jacob and why Lot is considered righteous even though he had sex with his own daughters. You will know why God considers burning flesh a "pleasing aroma" and why foreskins are so important to further the cause of the King of Kings. These things may not make sense now, but after reading the Bible (and reading our own Bible Study threads), you can learn more than you ever knew could be learned!

                      Don't take my word for it, friend, read it yourself!

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

                      Have i committed sins, you bet.

                      I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.
                      We are all born sinners. No one escapes that. This is the consequence of Eve's act of defiance in the Garden of Eden. But there is hope. Even as God cannot tolerate sin and that means no sin can exist in Heaven, Jesus died for us so that God can't see the sin - He can only see the Blood of His Once-Dead Son!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: hello

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        It does sadden me to know you do not flat out deny:
                        anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on
                        Im sorry james that i was not specific enough for you. I DO NOT have sex with men, steal from other people, kill people.

                        I HAVE had premarital sex, smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth, said hateful things to people, smoke cigarettes regularly, i have a piercing in my tongue (girls i know like it )

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        So you want to believe in a Jesus that's tailor made for your lifestyle...

                        Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, the gay priest apologists and the women priest apologists and the... on and on it goes. All of them choosing a Jesus they made up and occasionally dusting him with a cosmetic sprinkle of bits of the Bible they find pretty.

                        Why bother? Why not just make up any old nonsense like a pagan? It's pathetic. It's like you want a safety blanket of superstition to make sense of the stuff that the actual God is behind for reasons explained in the Bible.

                        God hates this sort of thing and will burn you forever.

                        Read the bible and one day you will love God in the same way I do and understand why it's important for True Christians™ to preach the actual word of God in the Bible.

                        If you don't follow that then you may as well be an atheist.
                        You misinterpreted what i said. I do believe there is a POSSIBILITY (meaning i do not currently believe) of a higher being. I have no proof to say there is or isn't a god, so i go with logic and say there isn't. What safety blanket of superstition?
                        Should i believe in the easter bunny, santa claus, faeries, elves, or any other mythological creatures that have been written about throughout history? Or only your god because it says so in a book that was written by another HUMAN? Other humans have written about other mythological creatures how do you know god didn't tell them to write that stuff?
                        What miracles have you personally seen that confirms everything in the bible?
                        I will read the bible so that maybe i can try to even understand what you are talking about.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Re: hello

                          Originally posted by jokie View Post
                          Im sorry james that i was not specific enough for you. I DO NOT have sex with men, steal from other people, kill people.

                          I HAVE had premarital sex, smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth, said hateful things to people, smoke cigarettes regularly, i have a piercing in my tongue (girls i know like it )
                          How do you know that while under the powerful effects of marijuana, you didn't have anal sex with a man?



                          It doesn't really matter if you did or didn't have sex with a man while injecting marijuana, God hates you just as much for using drugs (Titus 2:12), piercing your tongue (1 Corinthians 6:19-20), and having sex premarital sex (1 Corinthians 7:2). How many soldiers of Christ have you killed masturbating? That's the beauty of my Lord: James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                          Exodus 21:20-21

                          20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                          • Re: hello

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            You only believe what you see? Do you believe mechanics know how to fly an airplane bigger than the Landover Gas Pump-n-Go, or do you have to watch them fly it to know they can carry our pastors around safely and in blessed comfort? Or do you only believe things you don't see because they sound plausible? If you believe the earth is round and floating in space, do you believe it's spinning at, what, 1000mph or something like that? That doesn't sound plausible at all, not eve a little. But you believe it. I suspect it's because you trust the people who tell you, not because you've seen it yourself.
                            How does the bible explain it turning from night to day if the earth isn't rotating? The sun rotates around the earth? How is that any more plausible then the earth spins?
                            13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

                            14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
                            How was there night and day before the sun?

                            Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
                            How do you know that while under the powerful effects of marijuana, you didn't have anal sex with a man?



                            It doesn't really matter if you did or didn't have sex with a man while injecting marijuana, God hates you just as much. That's the beauty of my Lord:

                            James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                            I completely understand you have never smoked weed, so therefore have no idea what the effects of it are. I can tell you getting drunk is far worse then smoking weed, and anyone who has smoke weed knows that it doesnt make you have massive orgys because your so completely obliterated. It is actually really mild and quite controllable.
                            11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

                            12 And the earth brought forth grass, [and] herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed [was] in itself, after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

                            Your GOD made this WEED.

                            Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                            Pastor Zeke must've had a good reason to change you name, he's a really nice man!
                            What reason could that be after i repeatedly stated im not gay and i dont have anal sex?
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Re: hello

                              Originally posted by jokie View Post
                              I completely understand you have never smoked weed, so therefore have no idea what the effects of it are. I can tell you getting drunk is far worse then smoking weed, and anyone who has smoke weed knows that it doesnt make you have massive orgys because your so completely obliterated. It is actually really mild and quite controllable.
                              Is that what you tell the school children you sell drugs to?
                              Exodus 21:20-21

                              20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                              • Re: hello

                                Originally posted by jokie View Post

                                I HAVE smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth,....
                                God also put scorpions and rattlesnakes on this earth. Also plenty of poison oak. Why don't you go smoke some of that?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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