I'm from Sweden, help!!

[ImFromSweden]

Hello fellow Christians. I am born and raised in Sweden and I want to fully become a Christian. What can I do?? I know you don't take kind of us Swedes here, but what can I do? It's not my fault I'm born here I hope.

I want to get educated by this forum, as our schools teach us the Evolution.. Please help me!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

How many sons has your wife borne for you that might yet be saved for Jesus? What pie does she bake for you?

The Bible has all the answers. Go and read it and you will have the same love for God as I do.

[ImFromSweden]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

How many sons has your wife borne for you that might yet be saved for Jesus? What pie does she bake for you?

The Bible has all the answers. Go and read it and you will have the same love for God as I do.

I don't go to church, as our church is cursed by the devil. Everytime I enter the church I sense something strange upon my back and i hear a whisper in my ear saying that I should praise the evil.. So I do not enter that church no more.

I built an altar in my own room and I do not have a wife yet, as most Swedish girls sleep around with everyone.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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What kind of evil did the voices encouragise you do?

For all we know that voice was God and you think evil is good and good is evil because you are either possessed or a moron. More information, please.

YIC
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[ImFromSweden]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

What kind of evil did the voices encouragise you do?

For all we know that voice was God and you think evil is good and good is evil because you are either possessed or a mormon. More information, please.

YIC
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The voice told me to give money to Greece, as they are in an economic collapse.. And I am sure the REAL God (e.g. the ONLY God) would never tell me that.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

And I am sure the REAL God (e.g. the ONLY God) would never tell me that.

Yet another unsaved trash who believes she knows the mind of God

Care to back that up with Scripture, missy?

All the best.
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[ImFromSweden]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

Yet another unsaved trash who believes she knows the mind of God

Care to back that up with Scripture, missy?

All the best.
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I am sorry for I have sinned, my good friend. I should have known better..

What can I do to redeem myself??

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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You could start by telling us your favourite verse and when Jesus entered you.

All that alter stuff makes me think you are up to no good

All the best.
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[ImFromSweden]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

You could start by telling us your favourite verse and when Jesus entered you.

All that alter stuff makes me think you are up to no good

All the best.
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As soon as I was born, Jesus entered me.. What you mean by up to no good?

Verse: Exo 14:14

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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As soon as I was born, Jesus entered me.. What you mean by up to no good?

Verse: Exo 14:14

Friend, that cannot be true. The Lord does not enter us until we are able to invite Him into us. There is no forceful entry, regardless of what your "Swedish Priest" may have told you (is a Swedish priest anything like a Greek Priest?).

The day that Jesus entered you was the day that you fell to your knees, proclaimed that you were a dirty sinner destined to burn forever and that Jesus (and only Jesus ) can save you. Many of us here at Landover have recorded not only the date of our conversion by the very hour, minute and second of this joyous moment. If this wasn't the happiest moment of your life, one that you can describe in minute detail, then clearly your conversion wasn't that big of a deal and maybe you should rethink whether or not you are actually Saved(r).

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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As soon as I was born, Jesus entered me.. What you mean by up to no good?

Verse: Exo 14:14

Oh, and I couldn't help but notice that you've chosen quite a passage to be your favorite. I hope you are aware that this is one of the most bastardized verses in the Bible, used by wimps and pansies the world over.

Do you think that we Christians got where we are today by being pacifists? No, my friend! We have gotten where we are by heeding God's call to exterminate those who displease Him, to separate from us those who disagree with us, etc. I would ask that you kindly explain your thoughts on this verse to us, so that we might be sure of your beliefs. For now, I am happy to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I fear that you've been misled by some pacifist "priest".

[ImFromSweden]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

Oh, and I couldn't help but notice that you've chosen quite a passage to be your favorite. I hope you are aware that this is one of the most bastardized verses in the Bible, used by wimps and pansies the world over.

Do you think that we Christians got where we are today by being pacifists? No, my friend! We have gotten where we are by heeding God's call to exterminate those who displease Him, to separate from us those who disagree with us, etc. I would ask that you kindly explain your thoughts on this verse to us, so that we might be sure of your beliefs. For now, I am happy to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I fear that you've been misled by some pacifist "priest".

Well, what can I do to fix all this? I want to become a real christian. Should I move to the US?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

Well, what can I do to fix all this? I want to become a real christian. Should I move to the US?

http://kingjbible.com/genesis/1.htm

Read it.

Live by its every word.

Stop trying to be deliberately stupid online to milk daft answers to daft questions out of a forum.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Well, what can I do to fix all this? I want to become a real christian. Should I move to the US?

It is good that you want to become a True Christian(tm).

As you have been told you need to to learn the Bible (KJV1611) in exquisite detail and live your life by it, every day.

You could also divest yourself of any sins you have to a Pastor. This is sign of commitment that you want to change. We get a lot of mawkish God hating mockers who's sport it is to run us down and denegrate our most cherished beliefs.

YIC

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[Humongous]

Re: I'm from Sweden, help!!

well, first off, ya need to get right with Christ and stop worshipin Comic book characters what's called Thor. Jesus hates hammers!