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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #16
    Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

    Originally posted by Big Poppa Pump View Post
    No, I am asking why even bring up Superman when talking about Jesus. If someone doesn't get it, they won't get it.

    Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a real character.
    Look here, friend. You seem mighty uppity for a bead jiggling pagan.
    Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

    Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

    Yet you sit there worshipping Mary and praying to her even though God barely mentions her once she had given birth to Jesus.
    1st Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
    1st Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
    1st Timothy 4:3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received

    Your priests are flouting God's laws with every time they refuse to take a wife and turn to child buggery. Get with Jesus. Read the Bible and turn away from the bead jiggling.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

      Originally posted by Big Poppa Pump View Post

      Jesus is our Savior and Superman is a real character.
      Listen lady; Jesus is God's onlybegotten son who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, okay?

      Superman is a gay comic book character who never existed.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • 4HisGlory
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 46

        #18
        Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

        Originally posted by jaguar5671 View Post
        Jesus was born in a region comprised of Middle Eastern Jews, therefore he is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
        I'll just leave this here. I pray that you see the light, Jesus is white.

        38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
        39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
        40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

          Originally posted by jaguar5671 View Post
          Jesus is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
          I think the OP needs a dictionary to learn the difference between certainly and likely.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Roses224
            Unsaved trash, teenaged papist whore
            • Mar 2012
            • 48

            #20
            Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

            Honestly who cares what his skin color was
            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #21
              Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

              Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
              Honestly who cares what his skin color was
              Racists like the OP clearly have a real problem with Jesus having been white, that's for sure.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment

              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #22
                Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                Originally posted by jaguar5671 View Post
                Jesus was born in a region comprised of Middle Eastern Jews, therefore he is most likely Middle Eastern in colour.
                So does that mean that if a pregnant Mexican illegally sneaks across the border and gives birth in my predominantly white neighborhood, her little anchor baby will be white?
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                • Holyfield
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 245

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                  I made a compilation of Biblical support for a white blue-eyed Jesus some time ago.
                  This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.
                  Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                    Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
                    Honestly who cares what his skin color was
                    What in the wild, wild world of sports are you here for, mate?

                    All I seem to hear from you is hate and spite and (I expect) gayness.

                    Do you know that this site is about Jesus and what he did for us?

                    He died FOR A WHOLE FLARIN WEEKEND so that we would be saved the punishment He decided we should have!!!!!.

                    Are you blind, or death?

                    Your God mockery is like tying me down to the ground (I dare say with various 'clamps' attached to me and urinating in my mouth) chanting "drink it you bitch, drink it!".

                    You people make me sick.

                    All the best.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Brother Helge
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1074

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                      Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
                      Honestly who cares what his skin color was

                      Do you really hate Jesus just because He's white?
                      That's just sick...
                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                      John 8:32

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                        Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
                        Honestly who cares what his skin color was
                        What a mean thing to say about Jesus. He temporarily died for you so that you could receive His conditional love, and you don't even want to know what color He is? I will be worshiping at His sandaled feet for all eternity. I want to see His glorious skin with my own two eyes.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          What a mean thing to say about Jesus. He temporarily died for you so that you could receive His conditional love, and you don't even want to know what color He is? I will be worshiping at His sandaled feet for all eternity. I want to see His glorious skin with my own two eyes.
                          I know! I can't wait to wash His Holy Feet for all eternity with my own tears!

                          Tears of Joy! Tears of Gratitude! Tears of Thanksgiving!

                          To think, He died for us, His lowly creation! Instead of sending us to Hell like we deserve, being born the rebellious sinners that we are, He offers Salvation free of charge and all He asks is that we believe, and learn and obey His every desire!

                          Oh How Glorious!

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            I know! I can't wait to wash His Holy Feet for all eternity with my own tears!

                            Tears of Joy! Tears of Gratitude! Tears of Thanksgiving!

                            To think, He died for us, His lowly creation! Instead of sending us to Hell like we deserve, being born the rebellious sinners that we are, He offers Salvation free of charge and all He asks is that we believe, and learn and obey His every desire!

                            Oh How Glorious!

                            I know the glory of the Lord! He teaches us right from wrong in His Word; He teaches us the value of believing without evidence in John 3:16! Think how lost He would have made us had He not taught us that! Oh, my King! He comforts us by sending those we disagree with to Hell for all eternity, according to John 3:18! Oh, Hosanna! He has even alleviated us of all responsibility for our actions in John 3:16! Oh, sing His Mighty Name! Let it ring!
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Roses224
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged papist whore
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 48

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Racists like the OP clearly have a real problem with Jesus having been white, that's for sure.
                              Yeah..okay

                              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                              What in the wild, wild world of sports are you here for, mate?

                              All I seem to hear from you is hate and spite and (I expect) gayness.

                              Do you know that this site is about Jesus and what he did for us?

                              He died FOR A WHOLE FLARIN WEEKEND so that we would be saved the punishment He decided we should have!!!!!
                              What?? When have I ever said something hateful on here? Correcting y'all when you're wrong is NOT being spiteful. I get that you love Jesus. So do I. Yes, I worded what I said in the wrong way and you have my apologies for that, but sheesh, take 10 if you're getting that mad over an internet post.

                              Are you blind, or death?
                              I didn't know somebody could be death..
                              Your God mockery is like tying me down to the ground (I dare say with various 'clamps' attached to me and urinating in my mouth) chanting "drink it you bitch, drink it!".
                              You seem to have a lot of experience in this area

                              You people make me sick.
                              Well considering I might be "death" that's to be expected, holmes.

                              Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                              Do you really hate Jesus just because He's white?
                              That's just sick...
                              No.

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              What a mean thing to say about Jesus. He temporarily died for you so that you could receive His conditional love, and you don't even want to know what color He is? I will be worshiping at His sandaled feet for all eternity. I want to see His glorious skin with my own two eyes.
                              First off, I doubt Jesus will have human skin in heaven, but I'm not sure. Anyways..

                              Ok- for my explanation. You all waste so much of your time and energy focusing on things about Jesus such as His skin color, hair length, or age of mama at time of birth. These things are insignificant because they're all worldly attributes that ceased to matter when Jesus was resurrected and became savior of mankind. I know that the way I said my earlier post seemed to suggest I didn't know the value of Jesus, but I can assure that is not and never will be the case. I'm simply saying there should be more discussion on what truly made Jesus great and how we can strive to be more like Him every day of our lives.

                              PS- my posts are short and blunt, so before you rage and assume unspeakable things about me, ask for clarification.
                              And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                              • Roberta
                                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 1817

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus was most certainly not white!

                                Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                                Do you really hate Jesus just because He's white?
                                That's just sick...
                                That's considered a "hate" crime in Mississippi. You get double time.
                                Come climb my mountains.

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