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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

    Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
    It seems that nomatter what I write, it is changed later to say something terrible. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure there's a good reason. Perhaps this is a way of humbling me and destroying pride, the root of all sin. If so, I accept it.


    My signature has been changed too from the quote from Matthew to other quotes. It seems I can't share my faith here, which saddens me. It is written in scripture that there should not be divisions amongst us, but that the whole community are members in the body of Christ. Should the members of a body attack one another?
    I think I know what's wrong.

    You're a homosexual, aren't you?

    You do know that God orders us to execute homosexuals, right? And that He has declared they cannot enter Heaven?

    It is not possible to be homosexual and Christian. Sorry.

    Would you like to become an ex-gay and go to Heaven? Or continue down your backroad of buggery and burn?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

      Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
      It seems I can't share my faith here, which saddens me. It is written in scripture that there should not be divisions amongst us, but that the whole community are members in the body of Christ. Should the members of a body attack one another?
      Your faith is irrelevant here. We praise the faith of Christ Jesus who was most decidedly NOT a homosexual, or tolerant of homosexuals.

      Because your faith is NOT the faith of Christ Jesus, you are NOT a member of the same "body." It's important for you to know this. The faith you have is faith in your own imagination. Try reading your Holy Bible with open eyes, letting the words speak as is, rather than trying to make them say what you imagine they mean to say.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #18
        Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

        Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
        It is written in scripture that there should not be divisions amongst us, but that the whole community are members in the body of Christ. Should the members of a body attack one another?
        Where?

        You're a scripture twisting false prophet, sonny. We're commanded to shun you.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

          Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
          It seems that nomatter what I write, it is changed later to say something terrible. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure there's a good reason. Perhaps this is a way of humbling me and destroying pride, the root of all sin. If so, I accept it.


          My signature has been changed too from the quote from Matthew to other quotes. It seems I can't share my faith here, which saddens me. It is written in scripture that there should not be divisions amongst us, but that the whole community are members in the body of Christ. Should the members of a body attack one another?
          Hon, have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe it is Satan who has taken over your computer if you, in fact, are really not writing these terrible things?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

            Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
            It seems that nomatter what I write, it is changed later to say something terrible. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure there's a good reason. Perhaps this is a way of humbling me and destroying pride, the root of all sin. If so, I accept it.


            My signature has been changed too from the quote from Matthew to other quotes. It seems I can't share my faith here, which saddens me. It is written in scripture that there should not be divisions amongst us, but that the whole community are members in the body of Christ. Should the members of a body attack one another?
            Look friend, I am not sure where you get all this stuff your saying, perhaps there are little voices in your herad, I do not know. But I'll tell you right now, no one other than the original poster can edit a thread. Period.
            Also, God specifically states there are divisions amoung people. Someone has to dig the ditches, work the field. Someone else must manage those people. God is quite clear about this in the Bible. I'll make it simple for you:
            Deuteronomy 7:6


            For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.

            You need to get your hands out of another mans buttocks friend and on your knees for Jesus.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

              What's the difference between Chinese anal sex and regular anal sex?

              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Noah Sole
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2012
                • 865

                #22
                Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

                It seems that Chinese anal sex involves a trip to the hospital every time then?
                Genesis 7:5
                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                John 8:32
                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

                  Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
                  If you'd like to talk about that, or about anything else really, I'm an effeminate person, and am interested in most anything.

                  Talk to you all soon.
                  1 Corinthians 6:9
                  Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,




                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Nathan B. Forrest
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 394

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

                    Originally posted by glitterfag View Post
                    . Though I should be protecting the sheep
                    ONE last time, sir/ma'am: hands off the sheep or I'll have to alert Ofc. Don W. Richards of FPD!! He's thrown the beat-down on evil trick or treaters, just imagine what he'll do to you!!

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                    • Glory be to Pasta
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 5

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

                      Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                      It seems that Chinese anal sex involves a trip to the hospital every time then?
                      Seems even more so that you know a lot about Chinese anal sex, Mr. Noah Sole. Care to enlighten us on the queer ways?

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings, though someone has hacked my account

                        Originally posted by Glory be to Pasta View Post
                        Seems even more so that you know a lot about Chinese anal sex, Mr. Noah Sole. Care to enlighten us on the queer ways?
                        Instead of propositioning members of our friendly forum, how about introducing yourself with your own thread? The directions are right above this text block (see if you can find them!!!).

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • Adam Fag
                          Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 632

                          #27


                          Hi they're not too bad here. One or two have seen how through "God" we learn that what we go through here on the Earth gives us the same world view as those from far off lands. But is it the same Day One for us all? In one sense, yes.
                          Jude 1:4 For there are certaine men crept in vnawares, who were before of olde ordained to this condemnation, vngodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciuiousnesse, and denying the onely Lord God, & our Lord Iesus Christ.

                          I say what I think and if I'm wrong, that's OK. There are a few duds here but a good word from one of the true flock sets them straight - and they all learn some new stuff too. I think that's great!
                          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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