Hail and praise Jesus!

[Thomas C. Mapother]

Hail and praise Jesus and the Holy father! It is me, Thomas the forth of the family Mapother.
I have come unto you to share with you my stories, listen to yours and to meet with fellow christians so that we may gather and pray for this world that God so gloriously created for us, his humble people.
I go to Plymouth Congregational Church - Syracuse.
My favorite verse, especially after 9/11, is probably (Psalm 137:9):
“Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us – he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

So here is my problem: I come from a christian family, we have been for generations, but lately I've found that they have grown lazy. I need help!
How do I renew their lacking faith? How do I save my family?
This is the family that taught me everything about Christ, but ever since the change of staff at my church and the death of my grandparents there seems to be a loss of interest.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

How do you feel about, say, the hideous atheist nation of Norway?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

I am curious of your opinions of the Hellywood Church of Theoretical Scientists.

I knew a fellow who looked just like you. He lived in Glen Ridge.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

You look like a scientologist, pal.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

So here is my problem: I come from a christian family, we have been for generations, but lately I've found that they have grown lazy. I need help!
How do I renew their lacking faith? How do I save my family?

Have you considered lighting their house on fire some night, so they can get a sample of what their eternal life in God's Lake of Fire will be like?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

You seem to be quoting some "feel-good" PERversion of the Bible. This reveals your hatred of Scripture.



(Matthew 22:29) "Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God."

God and Scripture, as perfectly transcribed in the 1611 KJV Bible, are one and the same (see John 1:1). Jesus and God are the same (see John 10:30).

Why do you hate Jesus?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

So here is my problem: I come from a christian family, we have been for generations, but lately I've found that they have grown lazy. I need help!
How do I renew their lacking faith? How do I save my family?
This is the family that taught me everything about Christ...

But they didn't teach you to capitalize "Christian?"

You might want to consider giving up on them.

[Thomas C. Mapother]

Re: Hail and praise Jesus!

Have you considered lighting their house on fire some night, so they can get a sample of what their eternal life in God's Lake of Fire will be like?

I have, but that would be counter productive seeing as I live in the same building.

How do you feel about, say, the hideous atheist nation of Norway?

I don't have any strong opinions on the matter, but I've heard they offer good proxies.

You look like a scientologist, pal.

That was a new one. I've been told I look familiar, but never have I heard such claimes

But they didn't teach you to capitalize "Christian?"

You might want to consider giving up on them.

What can I say? I guess my keyboard was made by evil capitalists that are secretly trying to hinder my salvation.

I am curious of your opinions of the Hellywood Church of Theoretical Scientists.

I knew a fellow who looked just like you. He lived in Glen Ridge.

What are you getting at here? In all honesty I feel sorry for them, as should you. They simply don't know what they're doing and saying, oblivious to the eternal fire that awaits them all.