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  • exchristain
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    • Apr 2012
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    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Don't you think millions of Christian scholars would have uncovered this hidden agenda by now? Your paranoid conspiracy theory is only evidence of your ignorance and desperation.
    I admit "hidden agenda" might have been poor choice in words... I guess I just don't understand why there are so many different versions of christians with all the different denominations. Why isn't there one version of the bible and one united denomination? What makes one right and one wrong?

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    • Bob4God
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      • Apr 2008
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      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by exchristain View Post
      It just my opinion. I haven't figured out exactly what I believe in.
      Well you've come to the right place.

      If you will but keep an open mind, we would like to imprint our beliefs upon you, as the Bible tells us to.
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      • Bob4God
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        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by exchristain View Post
        Why isn't there one version of the bible and one united denomination? What makes one right and one wrong?
        There is one version: The King James Bible.

        The reason there are so many denominations is because so many people are uncomfortable with the tough parts of GOD's word, such as commands to kill disobedient children, GOD's instructions for buying and selling slaves, extermination of undesirables, and policing of our thoughts.

        So they go and change it and make up their own version of Christianity.

        We happen to be perfectly happy to follow the word of GOD to the letter, so we have no need of denominations.
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        - Proverbs 15:3

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        • exchristain
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          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          There is one version: The King James Bible.

          The reason there are so many denominations is because so many people are uncomfortable with the tough parts of GOD's word, such as commands to kill disobedient children, GOD's instructions for buying and selling slaves, extermination of undesirables, and policing of our thoughts.

          So they go and change it and make up their own version of Christianity.

          We happen to be perfectly happy to follow the word of GOD to the letter, so we have no need of denominations.
          Why the KJV? I was raised reading the NIV

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          • Bob4God
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            #20
            Re: Hello

            You can start by reading every single line of THIS.

            I hope it helps you understand why the KJV is the TRUE Bible.
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            - Proverbs 15:3

            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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            • Redeemed Papist
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              • Jul 2011
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              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by exchristain View Post
              Why the KJV? I was raised reading the NIV
              That explains a lot. Were your parents part of some crazy cult?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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              • exchristain
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                #22
                Re: Hello

                Ive been reading alot of posts on this site and it looks like regardless of what i do from this point im hell bound.

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                • Redeemed Papist
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                  • Jul 2011
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                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by exchristain View Post
                  Ive been reading alot of posts on this site and it looks like regardless of what i do from this point im hell bound.
                  Not another sodomite!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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                    • Feb 2011
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                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by exchristain View Post
                    Ive been reading alot of posts on this site and it looks like regardless of what i do from this point im hell bound.
                    It's never too late, friend.

                    Even Jeffrey Dahmer, who made a living fornicating with underage men, and later killed them and cooked them and ate them, accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ and entered Heaven right after he was beaten to death in prison with a broom handle.

                    Such is the Cleansing Power of the Blood of the Lamb!



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • exchristain
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                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      Not another sodomite!
                      I have tattoos, piercings, pre-marital sex, live with my fiancee, and ive been with women... will god forgive me?

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                      • exchristain
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                        #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        It's never too late, friend.

                        Even Jeffrey Dahmer, who made a living fornicating with underage men, and later killed them and cooked them and ate them, accepted Our Lord Jesus Christ and entered Heaven right after he was beaten to death in prison with a broom handle.

                        Such is the Cleansing Power of the Blood of the Lamb!



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
                        Im so glad to hear that!

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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                          • May 2010
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                          #27
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by exchristain View Post
                          Ive been reading alot of posts on this site and it looks like regardless of what i do from this point im hell bound.
                          You don't have to resign yourself to an eternity in Hell.

                          You could do as so many have done before you--read the whole Bible with an open mind, clear your head of the "fluffy" ideas commonly associated with Christianity, and then accept the Truth(C)!

                          Once you have seen the Truth(C), you will no longer dread the Judgment Day(C). You'll know without a doubt that you won't be going to Hell. In fact, you may be tempted to think, "I don't even have to show up in court." But, hey, according to the Bible, we all have to be there. So, as a True Christian(TM) woman I can't suggest a crazy idea like that!

                          So, instead, I'm going to suggest that you take the time to explore the nature of God as He describes Himself in His own Book. Don't skip any of the pages though! He hates that.


                          Page Turningly Yours,

                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
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                            • Jul 2011
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                            #28
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by exchristain View Post
                            I have tattoos, piercings, pre-marital sex, live with my fiancee, and ive been with women... will god forgive me?
                            This is what happens when you make God up inside your own head. He agrees with everything you desire because He is YOU. To therefore claim that your moral choices are OK with God is madness.

                            It's time to look at the evidence, friend. You have been satisfying something you dreamed up and it's small wonder you are so out of step with True Christians(TM) who follow an actual factual account of God's wishes compiled by reliable true and certified witnesses of His will.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • exchristain
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                              #29
                              Re: Hello

                              How do I repent? What do I do when I want to sin? I need help!!

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                                • May 2010
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                                #30
                                Re: Hello

                                You have tattoos? Job scraped infection from his body with a hot piece of pottery. Time to get busy.
                                Job 2:8

                                King James Version (KJV)

                                8And he took him a potsherd to scrape himself withal; and he sat down among the ashes.
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